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Looking for a sweet baby boy lover.
I work the night shift at the hospital (saving lives duh) 3 nights/week so I'm usually awake at night. Strippers don't make good partners but they are easy on the eyes. Everyone else is asleep, except for 24-hour CVS checkers, truck drives and occasional hot and bothered pedophiles. I need some good company!
Anyway, I'm a very private person but I guess I have to reach out in order to meet someone special. Are you that special someone? Do you wear colorful fuzzy socks? Do your ties smell like fancy bourbon? Then I'm your girl! I want to meet someone who has a soul and a sense of humor whose line of work is more or less meaningful.

Last guy I dated told me he was an asshole because he had gout so you should be fine.

Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!

Anything I put my mind to.
Keeping my eyes on the stars and my feet on the ground.

I'm half Jewish so not really into sports. I do eat bacon however.

Boobs
(.)(.)
that's an owl you perv!

TV: Breaking Bad, House (bye!!), Portlandia, Dragon's Den, Downton Abbey, Masterchef, SNL, Layover, Dexter, The Taste; Kill Bill, Django Unchained, Amador, Drive, Babel, The Perks or Being A Wallflower, Crash, The House of Sand & Fog, In the Mood for Love, Pay It Forward, Stalker, Little Miss Sunshine, The Visitor, The Intouchables, World Trade Center, El Bulli, Which Way Home, Punch Drunk Love, Syriana, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Burnt by the Sun, Wedding Crashes, The Campaign, Ides of March..

Food: I loooove seafood and cheese.
French, Korean, Brazilian, Japanese, Middle Eastern, Spanish, Cajun cuisines.. good BBQ; craft beer, pinot noir and whiskey.
Some places I'm overdue to try: Avec, The Publican, Nightwood, Belly Shack, Fish Bar.

Music: Adele, John Legend, Corinne Bailey Ray, Beyonce, Nina Simone, Mariza, Erykah Badu, Ella Fitzgerald, Bob Marley, Jamar Rogers, Amy Winehouse, Cee Lo, Rihanna, Mumford & Sons, Toubab Krewe, Maroon 5, Jeff Tweedy, JC Brooks & the Uptown Sounds, Talib Kweli, Lucero, Portishead, Manu Chao, William Elliott Whitmore, Buena Vista Social Club, Sade ... any good vocalist and soul singer; live music: gospel, opera, jazz, reggae...classical, lately.. I'm an adult!!

Favorite book: A Confederacy of Dunces.

Fave authors: Dostoevsky, Atul Gawande, Murakami, Yukio Mishima, Hugo, Pelevin, Sartre, Kafka, Nabokov, Saint-Exupery, Ram Dass, all kinds of philosophy ... I used to read a ton but now I have ADD.

Cool song from Breaking Bad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtPK0gRdFgI
You are welcome.

❤ art
❤ good books
❤ uncovering different truths about life
❤ learning, growing, changing
❤ few favorite people
❤ relaxing

why do people relentlessly move from car to car on CTA
are hipsters good or bad for the society
should I move to a different state/country
does my local bakery have pistachio macaroons today
memorizing beauty of visual arts; photography and hardcore cinematography: Fellini, Kurosawa, Hitchcock, Tarkovsky
how big corporations fucked up industries like healthcare
if I should hook up with a hot lesbian
why bulldogs are so adorable
how to be positive and reach my potential
how to be liked by The Universe so it would give me good things
what makes men with beards so attractive (beards?)
why chefs are so hot
why do I love architects and professors so much
how to handle a pediatric emergency w/o peeing on myself
would Jesus really take the wheel. you tell me.

stuffing my face with deliciousness, yes!!

Ain't nobody got time for that!

you don't have gout
you are not a manchild
you have a heart and a soul
you are old school and have manners
you want to make babies that look like Justin Bieber

If you wanna go to a 10 day Vipassana retreat, crash funerals together or check out a new restaurant

Please be able to experience emotions and GIVE. I'd rather date a double arm amputee than someone who is devoid of compassion or feeling.