I am an artistic, eccentric, educated, conservative Bornagain Christian

Well....GOD has spoken and at least for the near future I shall remain a New Orleanian.......if you have a better idea GOD and I are open to your pitch....
I you find me to your liking and we seem compatible ...don't leave the ice cream out too long or it melts....the number of people on this site is seductive...but don't get too cocky you just might miss the love of your life.....I piss off easily ....I don't wait well......this is a billboard...just because I'm still on here doesn't mean you have all the time in the world.....I'm making a decision very soon......be in or lose out!
OK.... this is probably my last entry in my wacky-seeming stream of consciousness profile....I have decided....I want to be stupid in love and married to a born again Christian man who is in good shape or willing to get in and stay in decent shape who is stupid in love with me because we are both stupid in love with God....he must be OK with living in a Bible-belt country area....my life will be moving in that direction soon (within months) It is preferable that you be able and willing to work with me in an organic garden, small farm thing (the father on the Walton's would be ideal fictional prototype)
If you are not a VERBAL born again Christian it is probably pointless to read further..this profile is a crazyquilt that in it's own micro way disproves the Theory of Evolution because IT evolved over the past year and I decided to leave ALL the entrails as a personal paleolithic record of my personal OK CUPID evolutionary experience.....so if you wish to dig ...feel free....but you MIGHT find some scary stuff in there.....

Looking for:1st choice: VERBAL, Clean cut, not fat, non smoker, no drugs bornagain Christian willing to live on small farm in Bible Belt piney woods breatheable air I don't like cold and I'd like to be close enough to NOLA to easily drive or take train ride(and actually like it not whine) who really likes sex...(don't want a do it in the dark cause anything else is sin kind of Christian) remember " the marriage bed is undefiled"MUST LOVE ANIMALS(don't tell me you like animals...and then after we get invested emotionally in one another change your tune..I am ALWAYS gonna have some little pitiful thing finding me..you won't have to be jealous of it, I promise you!
One guy told me, "what a waste of a beautiful woman, good luck finding your Christian stud muffin"....I believe you're out there, a Christian stud muffin...who is also a "boy scout" type survivalist (as opposed to a Ted Kosinsky type....oh by the way I DEFINITELY meant a GROWN UP boy scout type survivalist (45-60))...that would be ideal...everyone else is welcome as a penpal , if you are intelligent and interesting enough, or even a friend if you want a platonic friendship...if it's not the whole package, though don't expect more than platonic friendship, please, and thankyou!

BTW...one important non negotiable is NO DRUGS....don't tell me no drugs and then say later"Oh I just do a little" of this or that....I REALLY MEAN NO DRUGS!

love very quiet introspective life filled with art, nature,humor

I'm about to finish this search...so get in the running or lose out....YOU have to approach me ....I am not a Feminist I am a REAL woman tell me about yourself ...for God's sake...please no more "What's up? or HOW are you? TELL me who you are.... let's stop jacking around.....let's get it on or get it gone...

A lot of guys who message me talk about partying and traveling and seem to think every woman wants a big show and a lot of money-I am definitely not in that camp. I worked for three airlines when I was young including PAN AM and killed my traveling bug, now I like to travel via the internet, I like meeting new and different people not being groped by TSA for the priviledge of being hauled like cattle to overhyped, overpriced places to have my picture taken in front of old rocks. I was born and raised in the most interesting, historic city in the world- when I was traveling I always found myself longing to be back in New Orleans. I would think about the architecture down to specific buildings, I would remember the smell of the old wood in the Presbytere, the look and sound of the old tile floor of Brocatos, the scent of night blooming jasmine after a thunderstorm...
Also, although I very much like Classical music and Jazz I prefer it in private setting while drawing or painting or reading or cooking ............
I am possibly the only woman you may ever meet who hates to eat out, my Father took me to the finest restaurants in NOLA as well as the "holes in the wall" the food was so spectacular then that the junk today is a joke....He was also a fantastic cook, as am I , so I would find dining out for the most part pointless. There are a couple of places I still like but they are very old line type places.

assessing people, cooking, entertaining myself, art

my looks! stop asking for more pictures I get hit on in person enough already---I'm VERY HOT but not an AH about it (I was born that way) stop acting like you are the virgin birth-I'm here to see where men's heads are after a lot of years out of the game-If it happens it- it happens- if it doesn't- it doesn't-get over yourself- we are all grown up's here...not all women are desperate!
1/18/12
Help me Jesus, I just got more unsolicited suggestions of pictures that " His Highness" would like to see, thanks to all of the nice guys who don't do stupid things like that! For those of you who are dumb enough to try to start running my life at first approach to me, do you really think that would be attractive to a woman?

If you still want to approach me after reading this -just act like a normal person-be real-just say who you are-the main reason I would think people try online meeting is to cut through the bull that is everywhere these days....

I realize it's hard to read through a lot of profiles but please try to assess your own motives,at least, if you're just looking for a quick hook-up or a date for the weekend ...THAT WOULD NOT BE ME..(I can't believe I had to clarify my statement but someone actually thought that was my interest).I would think that the chicks who want to do that are pretty clear about it....there are some guys actually looking for someone special...I'm at the point where I would say I have looked at and talked to enough guys to move from just seeing where men's heads are to looking for someone special...I also am not at all opposed to penpals(especially international including Americans living abroad)(no green card seeker, though, I've already gotten approached by one of them)

art books, classic movies, no TV but Three Stooges and Leave it to Beaver,( I have given in to occasionally watching PAN AM,the series portrays 20 years earlier than I worked for them but it is fun remembering glamour travel- nothing like today) classical and 60's music ,some Jazz, salmon roe on over easy eggs,Penfold's Bin 389
Ok! since I'm really getting down to the nitty gritty-if you are any kind of TV addict skip me-but if you are into:serial killers(real or fictional),zombies, vampires,or "reality" TV PLEASE SKIP ME...
talk about a waste of life....Oh! and liberals skip me, too -I'm not a Republican- I'm independent but I'm AM too conservative for any kind of lib( however I'm am not like many GOP'S either I live and vote my conscience on each individual issue and situation- not platforms or movements or generalizations )

If you really liked "My Dinner With Andre" and you loved "Cinema Paradiso" please contact me immediately. I'm yours! The movie that probably most influenced me was "On the Beach" (the real one, with Gregory Peck and Ava Gardner.) One of my favorite fictional characters is Holly Martins from"The Third Man."
"On the Beach", "The Third Man", "Laura", and "Cinema Paradiso"are my favorite film scores- all four have stunning music throughout.

faith in Christ, sunny cool air, pets, exercise, NOLA, childhood memories

GOD and SEX .....and that is the agenda for the rest of my life....you MUST be in love with both to fit into my life

online or drawing, writing, reading, or painting

I miss my Daddy every day and I hate the sound of helicopters and motorcycles, love the sound of airplanes, though

Oh Lord!! I didn't think I have to say this but please ...you MUST be a MAN a real MAN not psuedo or whatever...please no females, I had been visited before but hoped it had been an error...no chicks, please! No Bi's either-I'm sure there are people just dying to know you but I'm not one of them-my closest friend is a gay guy but we don't have any physical designs on one another....not interested in that kind of coupling just hot, real male....thank you!

You are ok with casual friendship unless, if we meet, and "Some Enchanted Evening" starts running through our heads when we look into one another's noses

If you just want to talk about life without any "expectations"...

If you are not "overanxious" as some guys on this site have been, if you're in ICU, and not expected to leave it alive.. Ok- I'll be nice and sympathetic, otherwise let's take it slowly..kay? Only God knows our expiration dates-so why not be optimistic and pretend we have all the time in the world? Silly us! Let's be silly !
Much of life bites -let's have one place we can be silly and not care about anything...

However, if we WERE to find ourselves inexplicably drawn to one another (and I believe that is very rare-and can't be planned or forced) You would have to be willing to be spoiled like the most spoiled baby in the universe and then anxious to reciprocate...

I strongly prefer Born Again Christians simply because I experienced a close brush with major heartbreak over this issue(it was an issue to him not me), I am not hostile to nominal Christians or non-Christians, or even atheists or agnostics but if it's going to be an issue with you-it would be best to skip me, for both our sakes. Also I cannot marry a non Christian, that is Biblical (Oh, I could marry a Messianic Jew and actually that would be very appealing) So if you are one who is looking for a wife you would have to be either a Christian or a Messianic Jew,to be considered for marriage. I do not anticipate that matrimony is any where in the near future, although sometimes absolute magic strikes like a bolt from the blue-that would defininitely be in God's hands not ours...Thanks, Dotsy

I do have to say I am amazed at the amount of hostility that is considered not just socially acceptable but even socially laudable when lobbed at Christians. Christianity seems to be the only group that otherwise kumbiah lovefest wonks deem appropriately hateable. It seems that some self-examination with eyes wide open would be appropriate. It's like the old bumper sticker from the 60's (when police officers were the targets of irrational but socially acceptable hatred)"NEXT TIME YOU ARE IN TROUBLE-DON'T CALL A COP-CALL A HIPPIE" We live in a world of too many mindless followers who need to learn to think more rationally as individuals and not follow like lemmings whatever is current societal BS. Thanks Again, Dotsy

THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT EXPLAINS I LEFT FOR A LONG TIME>ANTI CHRISTIAN PSYCHOS GO GET THERAPY....LEAVE ME ALONE

I don't want to hear your shit about Christians ....just go register yourself as a potential hatecrime suspect and leave me the F***k alone...bite me .... you think ALL Christians are "blah, blah, blah"....I don't care...get it? I am not responsible for other people- every person will stand before God ALONE.. I don't critique your lunatic beliefs ....I leave you alone.....please reciprocate (oh do you know what that means? are you literate enough to look it up?

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