Well....GOD has spoken and at least for the near future I shall remain a New Orleanian.......if you have a better idea GOD and I are open to your pitch....
I you find me to your liking and we seem compatible ...don't leave the ice cream out too long or it melts....the number of people on this site is seductive...but don't get too cocky you just might miss the love of your life.....I piss off easily ....I don't wait well......this is a billboard...just because I'm still on here doesn't mean you have all the time in the world.....I'm making a decision very soon......be in or lose out!
OK.... this is probably my last entry in my wacky-seeming stream of consciousness profile....I have decided....I want to be stupid in love and married to a born again Christian man who is in good shape or willing to get in and stay in decent shape who is stupid in love with me because we are both stupid in love with God....he must be OK with living in a Bible-belt country area....my life will be moving in that direction soon (within months) It is preferable that you be able and willing to work with me in an organic garden, small farm thing (the father on the Walton's would be ideal fictional prototype)
If you are not a VERBAL born again Christian it is probably pointless to read further..this profile is a crazyquilt that in it's own micro way disproves the Theory of Evolution because IT evolved over the past year and I decided to leave ALL the entrails as a personal paleolithic record of my personal OK CUPID evolutionary experience.....so if you wish to dig ...feel free....but you MIGHT find some scary stuff in there.....
Looking for:1st choice: VERBAL, Clean cut, not fat, non smoker, no drugs bornagain Christian willing to live on small farm in Bible Belt piney woods breatheable air I don't like cold and I'd like to be close enough to NOLA to easily drive or take train ride(and actually like it not whine) who really likes sex...(don't want a do it in the dark cause anything else is sin kind of Christian) remember " the marriage bed is undefiled"MUST LOVE ANIMALS(don't tell me you like animals...and then after we get invested emotionally in one another change your tune..I am ALWAYS gonna have some little pitiful thing finding me..you won't have to be jealous of it, I promise you!
One guy told me, "what a waste of a beautiful woman, good luck finding your Christian stud muffin"....I believe you're out there, a Christian stud muffin...who is also a "boy scout" type survivalist (as opposed to a Ted Kosinsky type....oh by the way I DEFINITELY meant a GROWN UP boy scout type survivalist (45-60))...that would be ideal...everyone else is welcome as a penpal , if you are intelligent and interesting enough, or even a friend if you want a platonic friendship...if it's not the whole package, though don't expect more than platonic friendship, please, and thankyou!
BTW...one important non negotiable is NO DRUGS....don't tell me no drugs and then say later"Oh I just do a little" of this or that....I REALLY MEAN NO DRUGS!