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  • Ages 18–30
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My details

Last online
Apr 15
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Other (Fluently), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've got a hardcore Napoleonic complex, but I'm also aware that i'm a stupid dumb fuck that still has no idea what he's doing half the time.

Just wing it and lie through your teeth. - essentially my mantra

No, i'm actually pretty good at stuff, like i wrote and orchestrated and put on a musical at my school that is gonna get famous one day. If you're reading this and you're like "fat chance, you probably suck" just remember the name "Tinn Kisten" somewhere and be ready for the "i told you so" moment when you see a commercial one day haha. my plan will have it come out first in London most likely.

I'm complicated and don't make any sense so don't even bother with the rest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
being a pothead on deans list mother fucker
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sunshine and rainbows
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
people don't get a chance to notice me before they're DEAD

...cuz imma ninjah
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
categories people:

stories - anything with anti-hero shit, stuff that makes you feel uncomfortable and question your own morals and beliefs

movies - essentially the same thing

shows - anime, good cartoons like adventure time, certain dramas like breaking bad, and random comedy shit

music - prog rock/prog metal is almost all of it, but i love blues and romantic classical, and some other things. I like prog most of all because it appeases my crazy boredom because it's every and any style just mashed into one changing often, so i don't listen to many singular genre's very often due to this

food - babies and homeless people
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-5. mental stimulation
6. weed (which probably counts for 1-5)

i didn't include water and air and food and shelter because i actually don't need any of those things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm so weird and hard to understand that my sole goal in life is to become affluent and influential enough to be able to live as freely and uninhibited as i possibly can meaning i don't have to put on stupid faces for people who can't handle my variety of personality.

i will be the ultimate hedonist
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smokin dat grass nigga, because my chinchilla likes her grass smoked
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got many AIDS'
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're interesting, you wanna smoke, you want to have interesting conversations while we smoke, you wanna sell me drugs, you want me to help you with my own connections

i'm happily in a relationship currently, i just find many people that i would meet in my day to day life rather insufferable and i'm hoping to befriend people that are cool and get "it" if you know what i mean