Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've got a hardcore Napoleonic complex, but I'm also aware that i'm
a stupid dumb fuck that still has no idea what he's doing half the
Just wing it and lie through your teeth. - essentially my
No, i'm actually pretty good at stuff, like i wrote and
orchestrated and put on a musical at my school that is gonna get
famous one day. If you're reading this and you're like "fat chance,
you probably suck" just remember the name "Tinn Kisten" somewhere
and be ready for the "i told you so" moment when you see a
commercial one day haha. my plan will have it come out first in
London most likely.
I'm complicated and don't make any sense so don't even bother with
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
being a pothead on deans list mother fucker
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
people don't get a chance to notice me before they're DEAD
...cuz imma ninjah
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
stories - anything with anti-hero shit, stuff that makes you feel
uncomfortable and question your own morals and beliefs
movies - essentially the same thing
shows - anime, good cartoons like adventure time, certain dramas
like breaking bad, and random comedy shit
music - prog rock/prog metal is almost all of it, but i love blues
and romantic classical, and some other things. I like prog most of
all because it appeases my crazy boredom because it's every and any
style just mashed into one changing often, so i don't listen to
many singular genre's very often due to this
food - babies and homeless people
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-5. mental stimulation
6. weed (which probably counts for 1-5)
i didn't include water and air and food and shelter because i
actually don't need any of those things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm so weird and hard to understand that my sole goal in life is to
become affluent and influential enough to be able to live as freely
and uninhibited as i possibly can meaning i don't have to put on
stupid faces for people who can't handle my variety of
i will be the ultimate hedonist
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
smokin dat grass nigga, because my chinchilla likes her grass
You should message me if
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you're interesting, you wanna smoke, you want to have interesting
conversations while we smoke, you wanna sell me drugs, you want me
to help you with my own connections
i'm happily in a relationship currently, i just find many people
that i would meet in my day to day life rather insufferable and i'm
hoping to befriend people that are cool and get "it" if you know
what i mean
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