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My self-summary
Like the picture? I always thought it was good to lead with my best face forward. Mind you, it's tricky not to face plant everywhere. Behind my serious demeanor and straight forward attitude, I'm a goof. I know how to really pull your leg, or do i mean metaphorically pull your leg. Hmm, we shall find out what it takes to get a laugh out of you.

Mostly, I'm low-key, low maintenance, and require a shout out for low bridges. It is much appreciated! You may not think I'm boyfriend material, and that may be valid. But I'm a guy to have around!

Need a couch moved, done. Need a date for an event, I've got a suit and you know I'll get the door for you. Spider in the other room, I'll kill it... with fire! ... were those curtains always flammable? ... Hmph... have a body you need getting rid of... I uhh... I know a guy! Wow, that really escalated quickly. Anyway, I'm Matt, and feel free to say hey!

Here's the down and dirty of me:
-- College Art Grad, but I'm happily working somewhere that has nothing to do with my degree.
-- I am very open minded and do not look at things in absolutes. There is plenty of gray to consider between the black and white.
-- I'm a creative person. I draw, paint, and write on the regular.
-- I'm an active nomad, I like to have the weekend adventure and do something new.
-- On the flip side, I enjoy my at home time to recharge my batteries with a movie marathon.
-- Avid craft beer fan. Stouts are my flavor.
-- I don't smoke, anything. No personal interest.
-- I think zombies, superheros, and anything supernatural is a totally rad subject of conversation. (That's right, I said rad.)
-- Lover of all foods. But not grits. It's a gooey mess of nope.
-- Fun facts are great anytime, but especially while drinking.
-- I love discussing ideas, especially ones generated by books or by films.
-- I have terrible powers of phrasing. I'm the victim of 'that's what she said' jokes.
-- Big kid at heart, I laugh entirely too hard at random faces and impersonations. Seriously, if you do this, you're golden in my book.
-- Breakfast tacos and I, a better love story than Twilight.
-- It's amateur hour in the kitchen when I cook, but it's fun and rewarding regardless.
-- I trash talk while playing Mario Kart.
-- I love board games, it's a shame I'm terrible at winning any of them.
I’m really good at
Karate chopping automatic doors open.
Works every time!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies are my favorite hobby. There are so many favorites, no sense in ruining the fun of future conversations. I do have a soft spot for scary movies.

I'm a fan of a lot of things: movies, games, shows, festivals, food, adventures, activities, crafting, whatever, you name it! But these are talking points that should be reserved to actual conversation. So ask!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Per part_unicorn, this 8 minute read:
You should message me if
I am a sage of advice, however I can't say why you should message me. I can say that when you decide to run to the store, I'm always looking out for you. "You should drive, it'll take far too long if you run there." I'm not so literal that such sayings go over my head (my reflexes are too fast), but I'll suggest you do contact me if you have enjoyed reading about me. Join me for a beer and we can talk about why Batman is better than Superman.

All I really do nowadays is read what you all have to about yourselves. If you see me in your inbox and you feel like it's generic, it's so we can make with the conversation at an immediate interest we share. Specifics come later assuming I passed your screening process.

If I'm woefully absent from your inbox, perhaps you should get my attention so we can rectify that oversight.

I'm Looking for a good chatting experience that will evolve into something beyond the boundaries of the interwebs. Friend, relationship, whatever.