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doubleowump

22 / M / straight / Single

Ormond Beach, Florida

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 11" (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini and it matters a lot
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English

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I am mischevious, distractable, and Clever.

My Self-Summary

Rather than going into some self serving awkward monologue I find it best to simply list some adjectives:

Adaptable, Benevolent, bouncy, Cunning, Distractable, Flirtatious, Humorous, Intelligent, Jovial, Mischievous, Quick, Sly, and Wiley

What I’m doing with my life

I am currently in school for hospitality and the rest of my time is devoted to the theater. I act write and direct shows pretty much back to back, which admittedly leaves me very little free time.

I’m really good at

many many things, I could take this space to go through a list of hobbies, quite possibly even a list of specialized skills but that would just be so incredibly blah so instead I am going to take a second to rant about airlines. Long gone are the days when a plane ticket was worth something. The prices have almost doubled and the services halved. There used to be gorgeous young girls lined up at the hatch to greet you and take your coat. You were brought drinks and blankets, and you were treated as a guest by what was once a hospitable host. Now due to budget cuts and rising oil prices these amenities are gone, however I would assert that service costs nothing. I blame to fall of trains as a viable means of transportation. Have you ever taken a train trip? It's wonderful they make you comfortable and give you a brief chance to drink and relax in what would otherwise be a rough day of traveling. Now that the airlines no longer have to compete, this author believes that they have lost their touch.

The six things I could never do without

Words, they are my plaything, I am somewhat of a writer.

People, despite how the majority of them piss me off with grand displays of stupidity I am in fact a social creature and do enjoy the partying

Food, I am in a culinary school and as such I dont think things would be quite the same without something good to eat

Theater, I love the acting its kinda a passion

Violent video games, every one needs to wind down somehow!

passion, take it what sense thou wilt

You should message me if

you answer yes to any of the following questions:

1. Do I want to engage in hours of meaningless passionate and highly experimental sex?
2. Do I regularly find myself surrounded by blatant stupidity and contemplate exactly how long it will take for these idiots to destroy the planet?
3. Have I ever thought about the funniest ways to kill oneself?
4. Is sin a basic food group?
5. Do I regularly instigate chaos and then fade into the background to watch the sparks fly?
6. Is carpet bombing a great solution to overpopulation?