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dougmms

23 / M / straight / Single

Silver Spring, Maryland

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 9" (1.75m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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I am shy, hilarious, and bearded.

My Self-Summary

I recently graduated, receiving a B.A. in English literature from UMBC. Now I work there full-time as an Audio/Visual Specialist (whatever that means). Since I'm done with school, I easily get bored. I try to find entertainment, which often results in me playing Super Mario Bros. at work. I aspire to be Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

What I’m doing with my life

I want to write fiction eventually. After a year or two of my current job, I want to teach English in either Europe or East Asia. I work, go to bars, shows, and on random trips. Often I hang out in Baltimore at a bar called the Golden West, though I discovered a dive bar like it in Silver Spring (Quarry House Tavern).

I moved to Silver Spring because of a previous job, which I quit after a month, and I'm trying to become acquainted with the area, but I love Baltimore.

I’m really good at

Writing, being funny, making a quiet situation awkward, drinking.

The first things people usually notice about me

my beard (it's fabulous), my hair, or a tattoo.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

books: seize the day, frankenstein, the pilgrim hawk, fear and loathing in las vegas, armies of the night, dispatches, sidhartha, ethan frome, the sun also rises, naked, naked lunch, a river runs through it, wise blood

movies: fear and loathing in las vegas, the science of sleep, a scanner darkly, adaptation, being john malkovich, memento, the royal tenenbaums, bottle rocket, children of men, no country for old men, there will be blood, shakespeare in love, a clockwork orange, the darjeeling limited.

tv: arrested development, the office, 30 rock, flight of the conchords, spaced, peep show, top chef, the it crowd, squidbillies, dr. katz, the daily show, futurama, it's always sunny in philadelphia.

music: radiohead, nirvana, the beatles, arcade fire, boards of canada, air, stereolab, thievery corp, massive attack, explosions in the sky, godspeed you! black emperor, do make say think, the shins, the new pornographers, built to spill, tv on the radio, modest mouse, beta band, gorillaz, the national, jedi mind tricks, black star, looptroop, belle and sebastian, dead prez, ratatat, ladytron, neutral milk hotel, dan deacon, crystal stilts, wavves, fever ray, atlas sound, deerhunter, sonic youth, m83, ulrich schnauss, grizzly bear, beach house, wye oak, joy division.

food: pizza, thai, vegan, coffee.

The six things I could never do without

internet, npr, ipod, books, alcohol, money.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

my own thoughts.

On a typical Friday night I am

at happy hour, hanging out with friends, at a show.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

anything that i've already mentioned

You should message me if

this seems somewhat obvious