I am 51 years old, but look 49,
I am optimistic and fun, my glass is half full....
of vodka that is...OK, that's bull.
Say what you think and do what you say? Those are the rules by which I like to play.
While deep, intellectual discussions are OK by me, I would rather laugh till it hurts or go climb a tree.
I have a delightful boy who keeps me on my toes,
He has two speeds, asleep and goes. (fast didn't rhyme)
A Star Wars expert, but not by choice,
I narrate phone menus, so you've heard by voice.
I am done with my rhyme, and now I am through,
So I would like to know a bit about you.