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dps1986

28 M Berlin, Germany

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
67% Goofball
37.8% Rockstar

Bum bum bum satellite of love
Bum bum bum satellite of love...
http://youtu.be/FH2EgYq_NCY

Likes:
Dilapidated buildings
Rust
Coffee
Noise
Hyphens
Slashes
Banter
Breakfast
Lists

Dislikes:
Crossfit
Bros & Co.
Diets
E-cigarettes
St. Patrick's Day
And other modern-day forms of thinly-veiled Neo-Nazism.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filmwissenschaft and Komparatistik at the Freie
Drawing a steady paycheck from my favorite welfare program: the humanities PhD / DAAD (Sank you, Germany!)
Music
Theater
Basset Hounds
Film
Perpetually wondering, when would be a good time to visit Ukraine? Now kicking myself for not having visited Ukraine.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking dirty
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my purple shoes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many so I'll just name a few in each that have stood the test of time:

Books:
Petersburg by Andrei Bely
I served the King of England by Bohumil Hrabal (really anything by Hrabal)
Envy by Yuri Olesha (First line: "Mornings he sings on the toilet")
The Life and Opinions of Tomcat Murr by E.T.A Hoffmann

Poetry:
"The Emperor of Ice Cream" by Wallace Stevens
"The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"
"Stanzas in Meditation" by Gertrude Stein

Music:
Everything Yolandi Visser, Jullee Cruise, Stacy Q, and Whitney Houston
Kraftwerk - "Tour de France"
The Melvins - "Stoner Witch," "Ozma," "Boris"
Kyuss - "Blues for the Red Sun"
Lennie Tristano - "The New Tristano"
Thelonious Monk - "Straight, No Chaser"
Lou Reed - "Transformer," song: "Satellite of Love"
James Chance - "White Cannibal"
Talking Heads - "Speaking in Tongues"
Leonard Cohen - "New Skin For the Old Ceremony"
Lenny Breau - "Cabin Fever"

Movies:
Liquid Sky, Slava Tsukerman (Aliens invade 1982 NYC club scene)
Solaris, Andrei Tarkovsky
Manhattan, Woody Allen (don't judge me, Mariel Hemingway is beautiful, it doesn't matter if the plot is creepy)
Robin Hood, Men in Tights, Mel Brooks
The Wicker Man, Robin Hardy
The Man with the Movie Camera and Enthusiasm: Symphony of the Donbass, Dziga Vertov
Hedgehog in the Fog, Yuri Norstein

TV
The Wire
Boardwalk Empire
Breaking Bad
Black Mirror (This show makes the movie "Her" seem like it happened in the past).

And if you're really bored, here is a youtube hole of random stuff, yay!:

Great morning pick-me-up song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20iFxRUoOVA

Nicolas Cage at his finest (what is that accent?): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghhpe7n7Gi0
and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsOFY4kPkmk&sns=em (???)

Let's paint, exercise, and make blended drinks at the same time!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvbL_5rH1QQ

Italo Disco: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO_68NFm-BE&list=PLhEZN6EdtdAeVU2f0IR1GLhBxA9Az-RpL&index=37

Weirdest, most bizarrely haunting voice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRaan4ataFQ&list=PLhEZN6EdtdAeVU2f0IR1GLhBxA9Az-RpL&index=2

New Zealand?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cPs2SzShNc

The inimitable Solomon Burke and the perfect moral compass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFkmRp_G2uo&list=RDjoXHmEOGy38&index=2
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
numbers, words, water, whales, the hippocampus, and my moms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A hedgehog in the fog
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fuck Friday, it's all about Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The secret thing about Elmo is that he really IS the best Sesame Street character. And that's horrifying.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're exciting, adventurous, intellectually curious, open, and, at the same time, sarcastic, ironic, and have a sick sense of humor. You contradict yourself, often in the same sentence.

When you read your own profile, you feel a bit embarrassed. Ok, a lot embarrassed.

You're at least a little bit my enemy.

You play an instrument (esp. banjo, accordion, or fiddle).

You want a cup of coffee, like, now.

And last but not least, there is the inimitable Rod Stewart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hphwfq1wLJs