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dr-lance

32 / M / Straight / Single

Phoenix, Arizona

His Details

Last Online
Today – 6:12am
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I haven't been bored since I was twelve.

ENTJ.

Actually nice, despite the douche profile that you're about to read.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a background in psychology and therapy... And the arts. Just transitioned to something out of the office to avoid burnout so... *poof*

-Sales manager for a construction company. I love it, but will probably go back into the health industry in some capacity when I have learned what I need to do so.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm?

Making you laugh, unless you're sad, in which case I'll just listen instead.
The first things people usually notice about me
Hamminess/goofy sense of humor. It's ok, I'm also very serious. Seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breaking Bad, Hitchens, Wilber, Almaas, Nabakov, Tolkien, TED talks, Louis CK, all music with preference for Electronica, Hip-Hop, 80's and Norwegian Black Metal... oh god, I'll stop and come back to this later.
I have diverse interests and lets leave it that.

Hopefully I also like what you like, and vice versa.
The six things I could never do without
The Sun! So long Vancouver, BC... I won't miss you for at least 8 months a year.

Paper and pens.

Sadly, my iPhone.

Summary.com

A nice suit.

Salsa and tango.

My sister, even though she is mean.

Your mom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Salsa.

Catching up on sleep and/or work/writing.

Spending time with you.

Something else, preferably interesting please.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Witty paragraph under construction.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You like critically thinking once in a while.
You think that empathy is important.
You think that mediocre Christoper Walken impressions are funny.
You like cats more than dogs, or at least want to debate with me on that...

You are intuitive enough to read between the lines of this hastily put together profile.

... Don't message me if you watch Fox News, moron.