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instantcrushhh

34 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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girl-watcher
draft-dodger
nap-taker
ice cream-maker
bike-rider
slip & slider
game-player
pie-slayer
song-mixer
bad mood-fixer
heat-seeker
public speaker
keen listener
dog whisperer
ditty-whistler
titty-twister...er

get out of my dreams
get into my spaceship
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
removing big tobacco's sulfuric, iron grip from my short hairs.

living in what is basically a commune for adult children, planning adventures for the denizens of it, and making lots of noise in all corners of it.

eternally waiting for the next god damned mother fucking song of ice and fire book to come out.

waiting for bike weather so i can be happy for realz.

this when i want to piss my pants:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hPp4dgmrc8

this when im pining for romance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpvRPHejdaU

this when im feeling lost:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D05ej8u-gU

this when im feeling star-crossed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UihyG3w1oos

this when im drinking whiskey:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq-84Y1EviE

this when im feeling frisky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZboBSZiYg
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
accessing my sweeping song lyrics data bank.

climbing things - trees, fences. people. whatever.

thumb wrestling. (undefeated. [un. defeated.])
The first things people usually notice about me
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my round, apple of a hiney
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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today-

speaker for the dead
the grand budapest hotel
game of thrones (RETURNS! AGAIN!)
andrew bird
french fries + milkshake (comfort food)

things in these categories that have made me tear up:
the last page of the sirens of titan
the first ten minutes of UP
the LOST finale (yeah, that's right)
casimir pulaski day by sufjan stevens
the tomato soup from the Indian place near my apartment. not from the spices, but from the pure bliss of it going inside of me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
song
film
drink
bike
girl(s)
white noise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
becoming a member of the river bottom nightmare band
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waking up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
sometimes i have to say to myself, "maybe you shouldnt masturbate again today."
You should message me if
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you have a face

if you have no face, you should have a super-cool mask or something.