I am a motivated, upbeat and creative person.
I enjoy walks on the beach and beating mimes.
Sometimes I wonder where my soulmate is and then I remember that I met her online and upset her with a clown joke.
She will no longer respond to my, "Hey babe what's up?" emails.
She did say something about grammar and emails of substance being important. I think she will end up dating an English major. That or a dishonest male that copied and pasted a romantic email from the internet and sent it to her.
Either way my soulmate was not right for me.
Which is fine because I do not really believe we each have our own soul. I prefer to think that there really is only one soul.
It is recycled in every death. Yeah I know, "What about time?"
I believe in time as much as I believe that a mile or an inch is something other than a man made construct to describe things we do not understand.
The above paragraph is total Bullshit.
That last sentence is for those of you that cannot detect the sarcasm font as it is largely invisible.
I am going to do my best to continue to entertain myself and my friends as we speed along at thousands of miles per hour on this dirt clod spaceship.
Other than that I enjoy a healthy debate on philosophy, ethics, nihilism, and the effects of media on society. Science is always an interesting topic. I also watch some tv shows that can be fun to obsess over like Dr. Who.
This guy is my hero