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  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 5:06pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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It goes without saying that
What I’m doing with my life
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I ended up in Knoxville on accident six years ago, when I came here to work on a PhD in journalism and, through some twists of fate, owned and sold a small business in downtown Knoxville. It was a ton of work, but I'm happy to say that I built a sustainable, profitable business in the worst economy of my lifetime. And then I travelled, burnt off some wings, and now hustle furniture. The roller coaster clacks a lot and goes real fast, but it's structurally sound. Pinky swear.

I smoked for many years and finally quit cold damn turkey recentish. It's doing strange and wonderful things to my body. Like, I've always been a night person but lately randomly my body will wake up super early and be like UP AND AT EM SOLDIER and my mind will be like but but we probably need like two more hours of sleep for maximum muscle restoration and memory retention and body's like WHATEVER DILLWEED LETS RACE MONSTER TRUCKS, WOO!

Sadly, it has had absolutely no effect on my propensity to pace and likely made it way worse. Sorry. I come by it honest. Family holiday dinners are more cow pasture than Rockwell.

Since it's asked sometimes, I am a Christian. But God is very quiet in my ear; thus I am very quiet about God. Years ago, that bothered me because many interpret that attitude as a failure of faith. But now, I simply interpret it as letting me carry on with business at hand, let the others do the debating about him, and oh by the way he'll give me a holler if I screw up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Convincing people to give me money! In seriousness, I consider myself uniquely good at helping people find what they're looking for, in lots of different scenarios. I'm excellent at coming up with solutions to a vasty berth of problems, but over the course of time, I've also learned that my opinion's best offered when it's asked for.

I am no slouch at poker.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My overeager smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
#1: "Fly away on them old wings, black as they may be. Believing what you leave behind is burnt up junk debris."
#2: "V is for Vampire, B is for blood. Give me your money, I'll give you my love."
#3: "She walk it like a model, hands on her knees. Scrub the ground, she ain't nothing but a tease."
#4: "Money money money money money money money. I'm rollin' in the money money money money. I get that fast money, and that fly car."
My Steam library brings all the nerdettes to the yard.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I can't answer this question. Anything I ever thought I could live without in the past, I found out I could, and I'm stronger for it.

I cop out less on the other questions.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I had written a long thing here once about how most people were wrong about something and how I was right, but surprise surprise... I was wrong. So I'll work on something more interesting soon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
... I have no typical Friday nights, though they are, regretfully, curtailed in the furniture hustlin' business.

If I put what they used to be before I had to change out my Peter Pan drawers for my big boy pants, this section would get real weird real quick. Almost as weird as your mental image of a hairy dude in his mid 30s in Peter Pan drawers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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...I'll admit that I'll admit to an individual and admit on here are completely different.

OK, whatever. I used to own a promotion that was like a mystery dinner theater, except everyone pretended that they were a vampire. And it was also a dance night.
You should message me if
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I really have no qualifications for that. I give detailed answers to lots of the questions I answer, though, so you might have a better idea if it's worth your time by reading those.