I grew up in Minnesota and am very much still a midwesterner. I moved out east for school 7 years ago. I have lived in New Hampshire, Massachusetts, New York and CT.
Let's see, random facts??
I played hockey for 22 years, I have a 1 handicap in golf, I've never seen the movie Titanic, I don't mind watching chick flicks, I ran into a table when I was 3 and have a scar on my forehead, I'm half Canadian, I was adopted and got shipped from Oregon to Minnesota (via UPS ground shipping) when I was two days old (they just cut holes in the box), I tried to throw a yo-yo away once, it was impossible, I think I'm allergic to avocado, I dont mind freckles and have a few myself, I like Mitch hedberg and Louis ck, I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it, I really want to be in the audience of an infomercial, I'm skeptical of pharmacies and there ability to fill any prescription in 10 minutes. I think they're all tic-tacs.
I am usually up for anything that sounds fun or interesting, even some things that don't.
Ask me anything, and I might answer sarcastically at first, eventually I'll always tell you the truth. I am also aware that the majority of my profile is a joke. Making jokes and laughing is hands down my favorite thing to do. However, I know when it's time to be serious. I am very motivated, work hard and care about the important things in my life. However, I can always put things in perspective, and I don't sweat the small (or medium) stuff. I also think one of my best abilities is perspective taking. I will always try to understand where someone else is coming from before interjecting. Who am I to think my viewpoint is correct without understanding the other side first?
If you're honest, have a sense of humor and are always willing to go on adventures, then let's get started.
Oh, and last thing.. if you can tell me where this quote is from: "And secondofly, I know you're the big "marriage expert", oh wait, that's right, your wife is dead... " We'll get along just fine!