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28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:49pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a hard-drinking, math-nerd-tastic, atheist, socialist, existentialist, feminist, anti-racist, anti-classist, know-it-all, geeky, sexy, switch-tastic, chain smoking, melancholic wannabe hipster. Clearly I'm destined to be the next president of these United States.

I am inquisitive, naked, and posthuman.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a professional math nerd. I make rankings, charts, maps, and entries in the world's most fucked up math textbook. I even get paid for this by a respectable publication.
I’m really good at
Math, logic, teaching, blogging, singing bass, obsessing about things, hating on the kyriarchy, and melting into a pile of goo whenever i pet a cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. My mediocre taste in clothing. The fact that I'm probably talking to myself and gesticulating wildly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Giant piles of media!

(a) House of Leaves, Lolita, Dune, Ender's Game, Crime and Punishment, The Name of the Rose, Foucault's Pendulum, Harry Potter, History of the Peloponnesian War, The Waste Land, Snow Crash, American Gods, the Sandman comics, Foundation, The Culture series, A People's History of the United States, the Autobiography of Malcolm X, The History of Sexuality, Spin State, The Disposessed, Nixonland, The Thief/The Queen of Attolia, The Female Eunuch, Accelerando, Hyperion, Revelation Space, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Signal and the Noise, Godel Escher Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid.

(b) Jurassic Park, The Godfather I and II, Alien, Aliens, Taxi Driver, The Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction, Unforgiven, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Vanishing, The Usual Suspects, Go, Young Frankenstein, Dr. Strangelove, the original Star Wars trilogy, Requiem for a Dream, City of God, Starship Troopers, The Descent, Sunshine, Evil Dead 2, Night of the Living Dead, Chinatown, A Boy and His Dog, District 9, Terminator 2, Event Horizon, Dead Alive, The Dark Knight, Secretary, Blazing Saddles, The Shining.

(c) Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer.

(d) Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Goldfrapp, The Beatles, Mindless Self Indulgence, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, KMFDM, Jay Z, Deltron 3030, Gnarls Barkley, anything Jack White has ever done, Elliot Smith, Muse, Mono, A Perfect Circle, Beethoven, Britten, Bernstein, Barber, Verdi, Massive Attack, Rage Against the Machine, The Rolling Stones, RJD2, VNV Nation, Bach

(e) Sushi, curry, hamburgers, pad kimao, fried chicken, pizza

Also, for the super nerdly nerds out there, I've probably spent a year of my life playing the games made by the good people of BioWare, Firaxis, Blizzard, and old-school mid to late nineties Maxis and Lucasarts.
The six things I could never do without
cigarettes, coffee, friendship, my body, information, cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
math, weird data sources, argument structure, artificial intelligence, sex, politics and history, video games, singing, my goddamn future
On a typical Friday night I am
Fridaying it the fuck up. Whatever that means.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm hopelessly attracted to overly complex situations. I'm really bad at straightforward things.

For example, I recently made a Markov chain based model of my sexual orientation. Ask me about it sometime.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You liked what was happening above, and you're not a horrible person.

The latter part is also a necessary condition.