Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


29 New York, NY Man


You might like

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 3
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Very often
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Entertainment / Media
Seeing Someone
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a hard-drinking, super nerdy, atheist, socialist, existentialist, feminist, anti-racist, anti-classist, know-it-all, geeky, sexy, switch, chain smoking, melancholic wannabe hipster. Clearly I'm destined to be the next president of these United States.

I am inquisitive, naked, and posthuman.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a quantitative journalist. This basically means that I'm a professional math nerd. Most days I make cool looking charts, maps, and rankings of things. Some days, I get to talk about really pretty math things and share with people why they're pretty.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Math, logic, teaching, blogging, singing bass, obsessing about things, hating on the kyriarchy, and melting into a pile of goo whenever i pet a cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. My mediocre taste in clothing. The fact that I'm probably talking to myself and gesticulating wildly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Giant piles of media!

(a) House of Leaves, Lolita, Dune, Ender's Game, Crime and Punishment, The Name of the Rose, Foucault's Pendulum, Harry Potter, History of the Peloponnesian War, The Waste Land, Snow Crash, American Gods, the Sandman comics, Foundation, The Culture series, A People's History of the United States, the Autobiography of Malcolm X, The History of Sexuality, Spin State, The Disposessed, Nixonland, The Thief/The Queen of Attolia, The Female Eunuch, Accelerando, Hyperion, Revelation Space, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Signal and the Noise, Godel Escher Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid.

(b) Jurassic Park, The Godfather I and II, Alien, Aliens, Frozen, Taxi Driver, The Fifth Element, Pulp Fiction, Unforgiven, Fight Club, The Matrix, The Vanishing, The Usual Suspects, Go, Young Frankenstein, Dr. Strangelove, the original Star Wars trilogy, Requiem for a Dream, City of God, Starship Troopers, The Descent, Sunshine, Evil Dead 2, Night of the Living Dead, Chinatown, A Boy and His Dog, District 9, Terminator 2, Event Horizon, Dead Alive, The Dark Knight, Secretary, Blazing Saddles, The Shining.

(c) Six Feet Under, The Wire, The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer.

(d) Nine Inch Nails, Radiohead, Goldfrapp, The Beatles, Mindless Self Indulgence, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, KMFDM, Jay Z, Deltron 3030, Gnarls Barkley, anything Jack White has ever done, Elliot Smith, Muse, Mono, A Perfect Circle, Beethoven, Britten, Bernstein, Barber, Verdi, Massive Attack, Rage Against the Machine, The Rolling Stones, RJD2, VNV Nation, Bach

(e) Sushi, curry, hamburgers, pad kimao, fried chicken, pizza

Also, for the super nerdly nerds out there, I've probably spent a year of my life playing the games made by the good people of BioWare, Firaxis, Blizzard, and old-school mid to late nineties Maxis and Lucasarts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cigarettes, coffee, friendship, my body, information, cats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
math, data sources, argument structure, artificial intelligence, sex, politics and history, video games, my goddamn future

Also what I'm going to do once everything is run by robots.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridaying it the fuck up. Whatever that means.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm hopelessly attracted to complex situations.

I use bayes' rule to roughly estimate how dates are going.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You liked what was happening above, and you're not a horrible person.

The latter part is also a necessary condition.