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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 3
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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My name is Brandon, but I will respond to anything you call me that starts with "B".
I am sure whatever I put here will also be below this section and in all the damn questions this site asks you. Anywho, I am a college student, going for an A.S. In Computer Programming. I should have started a long ass time ago, but life got in the way and I did not go back until last year. I am a marijuana enthusiast, gamer, driver.

I am not trying to one night stand any of you cray cray people from this site. I am more afraid of you then you are of me, I guarantee it.

Weaknesses include: lower lip biting, bullets, knives, Weeping Angels, Daleks, and maybe sharks.

My whole experience on this app can be summed up with one plural word: Bots.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently going to school for computer programming and I work all the time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Falling down?
Making a mess.
Playing Skyrim.
Staying up too late.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my glasses or beard, mostly the beard though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Dark Tower series, Enders Game/Shadow, The Magicians, The Hobbit, Fight Club, Clan of The Cave Bear, The Mammoth Hunters, Everything Eventual.
Movies: Star Wars, LOTR, Batman, Harry Potter, Across the Universe, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Step Brothers, Anchorman, Matrix, Avengers, Clockwork Orange, 2001 A Space Oddesy, Die Hard, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Clash of the Titans(the original), Toys, Hot Fuzz, Shawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, A Scanner Darkly, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, True Romance, there are way too many movies to list.
Tv: Dexter, Game of Thrones, Weeds, HIMYM, Doctor Who, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time.
Music: I wouldn't even know where to start. I loathe country music so there will be none of that.
Food: Pizza, wings, sushi, whatever really.
The six things I could never do without
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1. Friends
2. Family
3. Work (I would get bored)
4. My phone
5. My Netbook
6. (Insert something generic)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Future stuff. Homework and what not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my best friend, toking, playing video games, D&Ding, and having an all around good time, probably.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
You should message me if
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If you are not a bot, and you want to be around an awkward person that constantly makes references to Frisky Dingo, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Adventure Time, and other really obscure things.