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32 Concord, NH Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 16
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Let's try this again...

My sense of humor is less 'Family Guy' and more 'Community' which is to say that I subscribe to a higher form of dick and fart jokes. I have a tendency to pursue the unpursuable and enough charm to succeed when I definitely shouldn't. It has lead to some severely destructive pairings, which is why I am trying to reboot my approach.

Right now, not looking to meet up with anyone until I've gotten to know them a bit. You can't force a connection so I'd rather let one develop via conversation rather than go out on a 'legally blind' date. I can hang with the girls just as easily as the boys, so I'm ok with a few new friends as well as potential dates (one of my best friends I met through some nerdiness via message boards. We text pretty much daily and I've never seen her face. Don't worry, ladies, she's a lesbian :P)

Be fucking honest. Be real. I'm not trying to connect with your imaginary version of yourself. Don't tell me you love camping just because the online dating handbook says it will make you seem more interesting when you'd rather be home watching a marathon of Lost. I would too.

I prefer smaller, more intimate gatherings. If you're at a wedding or some such, you'll find me gathering up the other wallflowers and hanging out and chatting in our own little corner. I tell colorful stories. I don't dance. I'd much rather find someone to come home to than someone to go out with.
What I’m doing with my life
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Rebooting everything. New job, new home, recently out of the most toxic relationship ever. I mad a shitload of mistakes but I'm learning from them all and carving the rest of my life out of marble.

Not tomorrow, but at some point, the goal is to have a kid, raise that kid right, and watch that kid cure cancer, just so I can say I cured cancer with my penis. I'm not saying that not dating me means you're pro-cancer *necessarily*.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Listening intently while women complain about the other women they work with.
-Saying "That BITCH!" enthusiastically
-Nodding my head occasionally
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice. It's not Barry White deep, but deep enough to do a Barry White impression. I've been told I had a voice for radio. Or someone told me I had a face for radio and I heard what I wanted to hear.

And my beard. Holy shit, some chicks dig a beard. I don't get it. I don't do it for them. I do it because I haven't seen my chin since I was 12 and I'm scared to shave it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I haven't read a book in years. I just can't get into them any more. I think the last one I read was Fight Club, which I devoured start to finish in one day at a laundromat.

I appreciate other media with the same depth that book readers do, though. I am a TV afficianado, which is not to say that I watch too much TV (well, kinda), it's just that I like to devour a show in depth. I don't watch them live. I like to wait for the show to be over so I don't have to wait a week between episodes.

The only exception is Game of Thrones, which I caught up on when Facebook blew up over the red wedding. Now I have to wait every goddamn week. I hate it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Why 6? That's weird. Here's a complete list of what I can't do without, besides the obvious (food, drink, etc):

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If matter can't be destroyed and just keeps getting recycled, and Napoleon Bonaparte pooped 100 Trillion atoms worth of poop, with 8 septillion atoms in the average human, who eats an average of 15 times their own body weight per year, for 200 years, then recycled every, say, 50 years, means that on average, one out of every 480 sextillion atoms of food you consume is made of up Napoleon's poop.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's no such thing as a typical Friday night, but on my average "my friday" type of night I'm either exhausted from working all damn week or I'll hang out at a friend's house and get my ass kicked in some ping pong or something. Again, smaller groups, 4-8 people. BBQ's, pool, tossing frizbees, telling stories.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no interest in hiding parts of myself. I am human and I own it. That actually gets me in trouble more than anything else because people assume that if I'm willing to admit X that I must really be hiding Y, which is just not the case. If anything, I'm usually putting out my worst features because if you're gonna get along with me, you might as well know if you're going to be able to take it. I'm open because I'm not ashamed to be human.

If I'm hiding anything, it's my big, dumb, stupid heart that always gets me into trouble.
You should message me if
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You're bored or interested or naked or whatever. I'm pretty hard to offend and I'll talk about anything.

Adding: FFS, people, give me something to work with. The few of you who have already messaged me are so guarded and give me nothing to feed off of.

Seriously, I'm a dude. I'm not worried about whether or not you're coming off as a stalker or crazy or boring or whatever. In the real world, people open up to me all the time and the most important thing I can take from that is that we're all a little broken. You're here because you already don't fit the mold of the woman in the official dating handbook, so just be honest with me and I won't judge. Worst case scenario, I'll just say it's not my thing, but good luck to you.

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