Blowin' this up and keeping it simple:

I'm looking for a gamer girl. One that can kick my ass in a video game then rub my face in it. Unabashedly. Not a huge deal, but if you're a pot smoking, Jack Johnson listening, pro-gamer that's kinda cute, just stop what you're doing right now and let's get married. If you also love Mythbusters, someone's getting pregnant tonight.

I'm not even a huge gamer. I like my games and all, but they're not my life. I just like laid back nerdy girls. Ok, I'm a guy, so I like pretty laid back nerdy girls, but it is what it is. Not a huge pot smoker, but I like to dabble from time to time. Enjoy life, I say.

Working.

-Pleasuring women sexually. WITH MY MIND!
-Listening intently while women complain about the other women they work with.
-Calling those other women bitches. Enthusiastically
-Other stuff

That I am awesome.

Favorite book - Video games
Favorite show - Most of them
Favorite Music - Music (usually laid back stuff, mood depending)
Food.

Food
Water
Shelter
Internet
People
Alone time

If matter can't be destroyed and just keeps getting recycled, and Napoleon Bonaparte pooped 100 Trillion atoms worth of poop, with 8 septillion atoms in the average human, who eats an average of 15 times their own body weight per year, for 200 years, then recycled every, say, 50 years, means that on average, one out of every 480 sextillion atoms of food you consume is made of up Napoleon's poop.

There's no such thing as a typical Friday night, but on my average "my friday" type of night I'm either exhausted from working all damn week or I'll hang out at a friend's house and get my ass kick in some ping pong or something.

I ams what I ams. I don't think anything is taboo to me. Fair warning though, unlike most people who say that, I ACTUALLY MEAN IT.

You're bored or interested or naked or whatever. I'm pretty hard to offend and I'll talk about anything.