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dreadgoat
23 / M / straight / Single
Mahopac, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 5" (1.65m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Leo but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), German (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am a relentless, overwhelming, and powerful monster.
My Self-Summary
I grew up on the internet.
I am not a product of my environment.
I like to vivisect the minds of friends, and dissect the minds of heroes.
I work out several times a week, and think that this gives me license to eat whatever I want. It seems to work.
When I was 19 I packed up and left my home & family, and have been on my own ever since.
I get shit done.
Yet I still love to daydream.
I am deeply proud of my independence and self-made status.
Yet my deepest wish is for someone to share my joys and trials.
What Am I Looking For?
-Intelligence
-Nerdiness
-Honesty
-Laid back people
-Humor
-Fun
-Balance/Rationality
-Basic problem solving skills
-Ability to multi-task and work in a team environment
-401k and benefits
What Will I Not Tolerate?
-Smoking
-Drama
-Attention whores (Extreme 1)
-People afraid to be attention whores (Extreme 2)
-Fatties (Extreme 1)
-Shallowness (Extreme 2)
-Lemmings (Extreme 1; unless you have ACTUAL lemmings...)
-Anti-Lemmings/non-conformists (Extreme 2; unless you have ACTUAL anti-Lemmings...)
What do I offer?
I fulfill all of the demands I listed above, and more.
Probablemente usted puede ver mis imperfecciones. Escribí este sin diccionarios o el Internet. Cuando yo estaba joven tenía amigos mexicanos, eso es la fuente de mi español. Por eso, mi gramática y vocabulario es como un niño.
Si quiere practicar inglés conmigo, o quiere practicar enseñar español, mándame un mensaje!
*Por favor, no me manda un mensaje solo mostrarme los errores que están aquí. Quiero la gente ver mis errores para entender mi nivel de español.
我学了两个学期学中文了。
我很喜欢学语言，可是我没有中国的朋友。要是你想练习中文，英文，清给我写一封信。还说，要是你要练习教中文，请给我写一封信。
有差错吗？请告诉我
I am not a product of my environment.
I like to vivisect the minds of friends, and dissect the minds of heroes.
I work out several times a week, and think that this gives me license to eat whatever I want. It seems to work.
When I was 19 I packed up and left my home & family, and have been on my own ever since.
I get shit done.
Yet I still love to daydream.
I am deeply proud of my independence and self-made status.
Yet my deepest wish is for someone to share my joys and trials.
What Am I Looking For?
-Intelligence
-Nerdiness
-Honesty
-Laid back people
-Humor
-Fun
-Balance/Rationality
-Basic problem solving skills
-Ability to multi-task and work in a team environment
-401k and benefits
What Will I Not Tolerate?
-Smoking
-Drama
-Attention whores (Extreme 1)
-People afraid to be attention whores (Extreme 2)
-Fatties (Extreme 1)
-Shallowness (Extreme 2)
-Lemmings (Extreme 1; unless you have ACTUAL lemmings...)
-Anti-Lemmings/non-conformists (Extreme 2; unless you have ACTUAL anti-Lemmings...)
What do I offer?
I fulfill all of the demands I listed above, and more.
Now in Spanish
OK, mi español no es muy bueno. Escribo este porque quiero
encontrar un amigo que puede ayudarme con mi español. Me gustan
idiomas, pero necesito practicarlos más!Probablemente usted puede ver mis imperfecciones. Escribí este sin diccionarios o el Internet. Cuando yo estaba joven tenía amigos mexicanos, eso es la fuente de mi español. Por eso, mi gramática y vocabulario es como un niño.
Si quiere practicar inglés conmigo, o quiere practicar enseñar español, mándame un mensaje!
*Por favor, no me manda un mensaje solo mostrarme los errores que están aquí. Quiero la gente ver mis errores para entender mi nivel de español.
Now in Chinese
我说中文说的不好。我只想找一个朋友，学中文。我学了两个学期学中文了。
我很喜欢学语言，可是我没有中国的朋友。要是你想练习中文，英文，清给我写一封信。还说，要是你要练习教中文，请给我写一封信。
有差错吗？请告诉我
What I’m doing with my life
School. Math and
Computer
Science. Working. Making mistakes and learning from them.
Surviving. Living. Dying.
Hobbies - gaming languages trolling
Hobbies - gaming languages trolling
I’m really good at
Everything.
I list my #1 most important trait as "Rapid Skill & Knowledge Acquisition."
I list my #1 most important trait as "Rapid Skill & Knowledge Acquisition."
The first things people usually notice about me
Long hair. Brutal honesty.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
This is always the most boring section.
=Books=
The classics (sans Dickinson, overrated tripe)
Wheel of Time series
R.A. Salvatore's work
Nerdy shit in general, high fantasy and sci-fi
=Movies=
Fight Club?
None, really. I enjoy a good miniseries, and have a penchant for good.....
=Anime=
Kaiba
Cowboy Bebop
Death Note
=Music=
Metal (Amon Amarth, Ensiferum, Disillusion)
Techno/Pop (Videogame remixes, Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga)
Avant Garde (Diablo Swing Orchestra, Tool, weird stuff)
Just about everything else, to some degree.
=Food=
I've learned to appreciate what people are good at. In NY I eat a lot of Italian, on the coast I eat a lot of seafood, in the southwest I eat a lot of Southern and Mexican.
I am a meat eater, and nothing will ever change that.
I love spicy anything.
=Vidya Gaems=
Go ahead. Quiz me.
=Books=
The classics (sans Dickinson, overrated tripe)
Wheel of Time series
R.A. Salvatore's work
Nerdy shit in general, high fantasy and sci-fi
=Movies=
Fight Club?
None, really. I enjoy a good miniseries, and have a penchant for good.....
=Anime=
Kaiba
Cowboy Bebop
Death Note
=Music=
Metal (Amon Amarth, Ensiferum, Disillusion)
Techno/Pop (Videogame remixes, Gwen Stefani, Lady Gaga)
Avant Garde (Diablo Swing Orchestra, Tool, weird stuff)
Just about everything else, to some degree.
=Food=
I've learned to appreciate what people are good at. In NY I eat a lot of Italian, on the coast I eat a lot of seafood, in the southwest I eat a lot of Southern and Mexican.
I am a meat eater, and nothing will ever change that.
I love spicy anything.
=Vidya Gaems=
Go ahead. Quiz me.
The six things I could never do without
A knife.
I am Brock Samson.
I am Brock Samson.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The meaning of MY life, being self-critical, silly things, and all
sorts of random crap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Here is a description of my last 3 Fridays, as of this
writing.
1st Most Recent: Aion beta
2nd Most Recent: Brüno
3rd Most Recent: Unwinding after a week of hard work
1st Most Recent: Aion beta
2nd Most Recent: Brüno
3rd Most Recent: Unwinding after a week of hard work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm typically the accept-any-challenge-and-fear-nothing manly man,
but spiders make me squeal. I will kiss a rattlesnake before I lay
a finger on even a tiny harmless arachnid.
You should message me if
You have your priorities in order and suffer no mental illnesses
that aren't at least entertaining.
You are a self-respecting nerd.
!!MORE IMPORTANTLY!!
You want to entertain and be entertained by a very odd duck, regardless of whether or not you actually like me. People are interesting.
If you are looking for a serious relationship, you should be wary of the...
=DEALBREAKERS=
-Yes, I'm really 5'5"
-I'm an independently financed student (read: No money, but my own digs and car)
-I maintain friendships with ex-girlfriends
-I am brutally honest, and consider this a service
Also message me if you speak any foreign languages. I'm addicted to languages, and I have no friends that share my passion.
This makes me a very sad linguist.
You are a self-respecting nerd.
!!MORE IMPORTANTLY!!
You want to entertain and be entertained by a very odd duck, regardless of whether or not you actually like me. People are interesting.
If you are looking for a serious relationship, you should be wary of the...
=DEALBREAKERS=
-Yes, I'm really 5'5"
-I'm an independently financed student (read: No money, but my own digs and car)
-I maintain friendships with ex-girlfriends
-I am brutally honest, and consider this a service
Also message me if you speak any foreign languages. I'm addicted to languages, and I have no friends that share my passion.
This makes me a very sad linguist.
Now in Spanish
Quiere ayudarme con español. ¡Por favor!
Now in Chinese
你喜欢说中文。
Now in Japanese
日本語を教えたい！
Now in German
Sie wollen Deutsch sprechen. Hilf mir! Die Grammatik ist sehr
schwierig.
