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26 Katy, TX Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:45pm
Asian, Middle Eastern
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Sales / Marketing
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Screaming relaxes me so.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work a dead end job. I'm also in a vocational course for losers who need special attention and can't handle college. My, what a young vivacious go-getter I am.

Anyway, my future goals are to get a rascal scooter from the government, eat all the food, and be queen of the world!!!!!! I also want to hug penguins for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
picking out my wedgies when nobody is looking. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ghost World, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Writhe and Shine, The Sandman, Tacky The Penguin, Tacky Goes to Camp, Edward Gorey

I like pictures. When I start reading more advanced books, I get lost. :o

Movies: Party Monster, The Basketball Diaries, Quills, Gothic (1986), Nosferatu: The Vampyre (1979), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Transylvania 6-5000, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Back to The Future, Cannibal Holocaust, The Fly (1986), The Hunger, Not of This Earth, Rosemary's Baby, Suspiria, Clue, Modern Girls, Jawbreaker, Heathers, Borat, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Girl, Interrupted, Dracula (1931), Beetlejuice, May, American Psycho, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Control, Ghost World, One Hour Photo, Reality Bites, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Drop Dead Fred, The Room, The Doom Generation, The Rules of Attraction, Gloomy Sunday, 101 Reykjavík, Amélie - like most people this is the only french film I like or have seen :p, The Lost Boys, Dumb and Dumber, The Princess and the Goblin, The Sword in The Stone, Pumpkin, Secretary, The Notorious Bettie Page, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Fly II - I know! Shut up!!

I love the TV. THE TV IS MY GOD!!
Shows: Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Futurama, The Simpsons, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Superjail!, South Park, King of The Hill, Family Guy, Lil' Bush, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim, Hey Arnold!, Gumby, Pingu, Chilly Willy, The Animaniacs, Tales From The Crypt, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, The Addams Family, Seinfeld, Bizarre Foods, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Little Britain, Cops, Adventure Time, The Undateables, Extreme Cheapskates, Oddities, How It's Made

Music: Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Clan of Xymox, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, The Chameleons, The March Violets, The Cure, Danse Society, Christian Death, Strange Boutique, Paralysed Age, Echo and The Bunnymen, Cocteau Twins, New Order, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, early Ministry, Rosetta Stone, Switchblade Symphony, The Cars, Soft Cell, Gary Numan, And One, VNV Nation, Cabaret Voltaire, London After Midnight, Fields of the Nephilim, Asylum Party, X-Mal Deutschland, Duran Duran, Alphaville, Mary Goes Round, Propaganda, Madonna (80s-90s),Depeche Mode, Erasure, Tones on Tail, The Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths,Morrissey, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, This Mortal Coil, Dead Can Dance, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Kommunity FK, Mephisto Waltz, Type O Negative

"I must live in the 80s now. In fact, I live in the 80s now more than I did back did in the 80s."

Food: A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. Gummi Venus de Milo, malk, squishees, turnip juice, raisin roundies, steamed hams, Krusty Burger, and the merciless pepper of quetzalacatenango. And yes, syrup is better than jelly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
penguin butts



cheeseburgers - please feel free to send me a cruel message about this one.

sugar - this too......just hook it to my veins!!! Too bad about my diabetes and aching knees now. :(

dresses and skirts...i hate pants! pants are restricting, always too long, too many styles, always look weird because i am a dreaded apple shape.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a lot of shouting, obsessive, and anxious thoughts.

1. I think of how tiresome and absolutely disgusting people are. It makes me cringe that such assholes are not stoned to death before they have a chance to reproduce. Maybe one day I will round up all the disgusting and inferior people in the world and send them to a camp where they will all die slow and painful deaths. :D

2. Car accidents. I always think of being in a car wreck.

3. How unpromising the future seems. I imagine aging, wrinkles, and death. I think of going back to college, taking forever, never finishing, and having student loans. I also think of being 40 years old, single, 500 pounds, and working at Walmart. HOW EXCITING!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!

4. I obsess about my ADD and being slower than average. I think I will always struggle and do less in my life despite putting effort and consciousness. Why is everything so contrived, slow, and frustrating with me? Everything is in vain for me.

5. I replay every embarrassing moment and failure in my life. It just seems I am alone in my problems and shortcomings. I find it very hard to remember good times.

6. Why are people such retarded slobs when they go shopping?

7. I constantly tell myself everyday to keep my temper and patience with people. All day I am thinking that people need to shut the fuck up and get out of my face!!!!!!!! Stop being a retarded ugly cunt and leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to burn their skin off and rip out their organs. :D As soon as I get into my car, away from people, I scream.

8. My pathetic dreams and fantasies.

9. Crawling back into my mom's vagina, away from the real world and its expenses. I'll be safe forever. :o

10. How many jobs had Hans Moleman had?

11. But my dad says I'm beautiful. Why doesn't he like me? :(

12. Why does Principal Skinner shake his butt when he ties his shoelaces? How is that even possible?

13. Why do you always see unattractive men hitting on women but handsome men are not so forward?

14. That people need to shut up about "nerds." I think you have to do a lot more than just watch Star Trek to be a nerd.

15. Why I always get in the wrong check out line. Blah.

16. Why I didn't just quit school when I didn't see myself graduating or realize how much I really hated everything. The best part is that it wasn't even a university. It was a community college. Anyone mature knows school is not a foolproof measure of intelligence but I'm pretty stupid with most other things in life and don't have much going for me.

17. What a shitty dater I am. :( I think about reaching the end of my 20s and knowing everyone decent will be married. I often consider throwing away all my makeup, and wearing granny panties and mumus for the rest of my life. I already look like I'm 60 years old with my wrinkles anyway.

18. Why do people buy Hyundais? For me, I'd be embarrassed to own one.

19. How many dicks a person has sucked when they say their favorite band is Linkin Park. (I normally don't care about music but I think some things are just weird.)

20. How I need to have my mouth wired shut so I will stop stuffing my fat face all day.

21. I really need to buy a nice pair of winklepickers.

22. What is up with creepy homeless beards? I wonder which men are lazy and which ones are trying to be hip.

More upbeat thoughts: Yum, cheeseburgers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a Weight Watcher's meeting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was exiled from Antarctica for being the fattest penguin and consuming the entire fish population. When I was a baby I even used to trick other parents into feeding me too. Yum, regurgitated fish slurrie. Actually this never happened.
You should message me if
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1. You have overlooked my creepiness and self-absorption. :)

2. You would like to talk about fluffy birds, 80s music, and B movies.

3. You would like to tell me what a fat, gross, and pathetic loser I am. Yup, and you're a millionaire who dates super models. *burps and scratches butt*

4. You also love how many okcupid users attend "collage," people who think nursing is medical school, or that a police academy is law school. lol Please.....just stop.

5. You notice how cute leopard seals are until they open their mouths.....and eat penguins. Terrifying. Bad leopard seals. :(

6. You love how some people make excuses about using Okcupid. "I don't have trouble getting dates or anything. I'm just using this for fun." Yeah, sure, keep telling yourself that. :p

7. You would like to join The We Hate Mariam Club. I'm the president. :o

8. You will accept my spare tire, double chin, stubby sausage fingers, tomato nose, Fred Flinstone feet, thinning hair, wrinkles, crooked teeth, and stretch marks. :)

9. You are "normal" in a sense. I always laugh at pseudo intellectuals and people who are just trying too hard. But I don't care for slack-jawed troglodytes either.