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drearydancer

26 F Katy, TX

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:46pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm mostly a boring, fat, and lazy person who works a dead end job. I like to stalk people on here who would never give me the time of day. I often wonder why more people won't admit the same things about themselves. Instead they overcompensate and make things seem better than they really are, as if people can't see through it.

Some of my interests include death, aliens, UFOs, vampires, zombies, birds, and fat jokes (not that I believe some of those really exist). Um, I should probably delete that last sentence. Don't laugh at me. =/ I also like to bite the ends off licorice and use it as a straw for soda. Yum. Most importantly, I enjoy bringing the scorn of society down upon me. ^.^

*moons you*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

My future goals are to get a rascal scooter from the government, eat all the food, and be queen of the world!!!!!! I also want to hug penguins for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
photocopying my butt. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'M LARGE AND IN CHARGE!!

What is my reaction towards strangers talking to me in Spanish all the time and their ridiculous small minded comments? Scratches butt and burps. That's my reaction. :)

To be honest, I don't like racial or ethnic identity (for myself) and I prefer to be human. I see my ethnic background as just that and nothing else. If you don't understand any of the above then kindly fuck off. :) Farts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ghost World, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Writhe and Shine, The Sandman, Tacky The Penguin, Tacky Goes to Camp, Edward Gorey

I like pictures. When I start reading more advanced books, I get lost. :o

Movies: Party Monster, The Basketball Diaries, Quills, Gothic (1986), Nosferatu: The Vampyre (1979), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Transylvania 6-5000, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Back to The Future, Cannibal Holocaust, The Fly (1986), The Hunger, Rosemary's Baby, Suspiria, Clue, Modern Girls, Jawbreaker, Heathers, Borat, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Girl, Interrupted, Dracula (1931), Beetlejuice, May, American Psycho, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Control, Ghost World, One Hour Photo, Reality Bites, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Drop Dead Fred, The Room, The Doom Generation, The Rules of Attraction, Gloomy Sunday, 101 Reykjavík, Amélie - like most people this is the only french film I like or have seen :p, The Lost Boys, Dumb and Dumber, The Princess and the Goblin, The Sword in The Stone, Pumpkin, Secretary, The Notorious Bettie Page, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Fly II - I know! Shut up!!

I love the TV. THE TV IS MY GOD!!
Shows: Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Futurama, The Simpsons, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Superjail!, South Park, King of The Hill, Family Guy, Lil' Bush, Ren and Stimpy, Hey Arnold!, Gumby, Pingu, Chilly Willy, The Animaniacs, Tales From The Crypt, Beyond Belief, The Addams Family, Seinfeld, Bizarre Foods, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Little Britain, Cops, Adventure Time, The Undateables, Extreme Cheapskates, Oddities, How It's Made

Music: Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Clan of Xymox, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, The Chameleons, The March Violets, The Cure, Danse Society, Christian Death, Strange Boutique, Paralysed Age, Echo and The Bunnymen, Cocteau Twins, New Order, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, early Ministry, Rosetta Stone, Switchblade Symphony, The Cars, Soft Cell, Gary Numan, And One, VNV Nation, Cabaret Voltaire, London After Midnight, Fields of the Nephilim, Asylum Party, X-Mal Deutschland, Duran Duran, Alphaville, Propaganda, Madonna (80s-90s),Depeche Mode, Erasure, Tones on Tail, The Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths,Morrissey, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, This Mortal Coil, Dead Can Dance, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Kommunity FK, Mephisto Waltz, Type O Negative

"I must live in the 80s now. In fact, I live in the 80s now more than I did back did in the 80s."

Food: A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. Gummi Venus de Milo, malk, squishees, steamed hams, Krusty Burger, and the merciless pepper of quetzalacatenango. And yes, syrup is better than jelly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
penguin butts

bewbs

lipstick

cheeseburgers - please feel free to send me a cruel message about this one.

sugar - this too......just hook it to my veins!!! Too bad about my diabetes and aching knees now. :(

dresses and skirts...i hate pants! pants are restricting, always too long, too many styles, always look weird because i am a dreaded apple shape.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a lot of shouting, obsessive, and anxious thoughts. I think of how tiresome and absolutely disgusting people are. It makes me cringe that such assholes are not stoned to death before they have a chance to reproduce. Maybe one day I will round up all the disgusting and inferior people in the world and send them to a camp where they will be taught a harsh lesson. :D

I think of being in a car wreck, that there is nothing to look forward to in the future, how I can't relate to others, and crippling memories about school even though I quit years ago and would not go back. I obsess about my ADD and being slower than average. I think I will always struggle and do less in my life despite focusing and wrecking my brain. I also replay every embarrassing moment and failure in my life. It just seems I am alone in my problems. I find it very hard to remember good times.

More upbeat thoughts: Yum, cheeseburgers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a Weight Watchers meeting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always have creepy dreams about my teeth falling out, breast mutilation, and having a dick. One other thing is that I hate male bosses. It seems like they were trying to show they were powerful or something when they only held a plebeian management job. I think people like this are delusional retards and need to blow their brains out. Losers.

I also love how nearly everyone does not understand this question. Please kill yourself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You have overlooked my creepiness and self-absorption. :)
2. You would like to talk about fluffy birds, 80s music, and B movies.
3. You would like to tell me what a fat, gross, and pathetic loser I am. Yup, smart opinion, and you're a millionaire who dates super models. *rolls over and snores*
4. You also love some okcupid users spell college as "collage" and do not understand what medical or law school is.

Although, I do have zero interest in 99% of people who message me, not that I am any trophy wife myself. Heehee. Sad feels. =/

Eh, I feel like sharing more snide comments but I'll save it for later. Farts.