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25 / F / Bisexual / Single
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- Asian, Middle Eastern
- 5′ 3″ (1.60m).
- Body Type
- Mostly anything
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Virgo but it doesn’t matter
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Likes dogs and likes cats
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I like pictures. ^.^ Also, notice this is much shorter than my other lists. Gee, I wonder what that means.
Movies: Party Monster, The Basketball Diaries, Quills, Gothic (1986), Nosferatu: The Vampyre (1979), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Transylvania 6-5000, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Back to The Future, Cannibal Holocaust, The Fly (1986), The Hunger, Suspiria, Clue, Modern Girls, Jawbreaker, Heathers, Borat, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Girl, Interrupted, Dracula (1931), Beetlejuice, May, American Psycho, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Control by Anton Corbijn, Ghost World, One Hour Photo, Reality Bites, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Drop Dead Fred, The Room, The Doom Generation, The Rules of Attraction, Gloomy Sunday, 101 Reykjavík, Amélie - like most people this is the only french film I like or have seen :p, The Lost Boys, Dumb and Dumber, The Princess and the Goblin, The Sword in The Stone, Pumpkin, Secretary, The Notorious Bettie Page, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Fly II - I know! Shut up!!
I love the TV. THE TV IS MY GOD!!
Shows: Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Futurama, The Simpsons, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Superjail!, South Park, King of The Hill, Family Guy, Lil' Bush, The Cleveland Show, Ren and Stimpy, Hey Arnold!, Pingu, Chilly Willy, The Animaniacs, Tales From The Crypt, Seinfeld, Bizarre Foods, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Little Britain, Cops, Adventure Time, The Undateables, Extreme Cheapskates
Music: Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy- he is bald and fat :o, Clan of Xymox, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, The Cure, Danse Society, Christian Death, Strange Boutique, Paralysed Age, Echo and The Bunnymen, Cocteau Twins, New Order, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, early Ministry, Rosetta Stone, Switchblade Symphony, The Cars, Soft Cell, Gary Numan, And One, VNV Nation, Cabaret Voltaire, London After Midnight, Fields of the Nephilim, Asylum Party, X-Mal Deutschland, Duran Duran, Alphaville, Propaganda, Madonna (80s-90s),Depeche Mode, Erasure, Tones on Tail, The Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths,Morrissey, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, This Mortal Coil, Dead Can Dance,Kommunity FK, Mephisto Waltz, Type O Negative
"I must live in the 80s now. In fact, I live in the 80s now more than I did back did in the 80s."
Food: A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. Gummi Venus de Milo, malk, squishees, and Krusty Burger.
cheeseburgers - please feel free to send me a cruel message about this one
sugar - this too
dresses and skirts...i hate pants!
I'm going to delete half of this....sometime in the future. Too long!! But honestly, I just wrote whatever I wanted here because nobody reads this anyway. lol
1. What is with polyamorous people? Weird.....and gross. It's like a club for ugly people who are so insecure about being single or not having sex everyday.
2. Why is Biff gay at the end of Back to the Future? Also, why don’t Marty’s parents recognize him?
3. Why are petite pants too long for me? =/
4. "Somebody up there likes me, Smithers!"
5. Am I a social pariah or what? Maybe I should just shut up and go live in the mountains.
6. How can people read books with no pictures in them? :D
7. "Maybe I'm der-presed." :(
8. Bewbs ^.^
9. I'll get things right in the end! Damn it!!
10. Are accountants boring people? :o
11. Why don't people just admit they are shallow? This is normal anyway. Instead they claim that they "have standards" and have a long list of what they are looking for (mostly superficial traits). Many people also have pointless standards. What a shame it would be if these people settled for a human being! People don't like you for who you really are. (As an ugly person who society ignores, it is my duty to point this out!)
12. I think I have genophobia. :(
13. Why do babies look like little aliens?
14. My pathetic dreams and fantasies.
15. Comic flightless web-footed little bastards!! I think my brain stopped developing when I was 8 years old or something. Why else would I be thinking about cute fluffy penguins all the time? I think they are like short fat people. I want to hug all of them. :o
16. I wish my life was a John Hughes movie.
17. Why does Pingu and his family have round feet and red beaks? Why are the igloos so small on the outside and huge inside? Also, why does the father knit while the mother reads the newspaper?
18. Irrational and obsessive fears.
19. If there's actually a nice person inside me or am I a complete asshole?
20. How many jobs has Hans Moleman had?
21. Why do people run from me? :(
22. I think Houston is a hellhole. I wish you could get around with public transport like other cities. Instead, we have to drive dreaded cars all the time. =/
23. I think my nose is getting bigger.
24. How embarrassing it would be if a family member found traces of porn on my computer. Hehehe. =/
25. What my life would have been like without ADD. I hate it. I feel like I am a disgusting and defective person. I hardly tell anyone about it but I wonder how often people can tell if there is something off about me. I wish I was severely mentally retarded and in a wheel chair. At least people would understand that. I hate half way imperfections, I just "want it all."
26. How weird and pretty gingers are.
27. The beautiful 90s and its booming economy. Oh wait, I think that was a hoax.
28. How disgusting some parents are, only loving their children because they are fine jewelry. They only love their kids because they are perfect students or a star athlete.
29. I wonder if I will try artificial insemination when I am in my late 30s and have no husband or children. LOL
30. Do they call him Mr. Bean because his brain is the size of a bean?
31. I am so bored of myself now. I wonder if I should start dressing up like a preppy girl or hipster.......or a penguin. Yeah, I'm weird. =/ But most importantly, I am a big time poser. I think I am getting over my smoking cloves and listening to Bauhaus phase. You can only wear the same stupid black velvet outfit before you want to kill yourself.
32. The misogyny of beauty pageants. Blah! As a butt ugly girl, I am required to point this out!!
33. I don't think I am really a girl. Since I was a child I thought there were so many things that made me different from other girls. I could not really think of myself as a female, and that is not just based on looks. Now that I am grown up, it's not fair that other women have hips, waists, and butts whereas I am built like a linebacker with boobs. A lady should not have so many harsh features that stick out like a sore thumb.
34. What arrogant pricks and morons most people are. I imagine running over them with my car and thinking nothing of it. I also wish people would just say what they are really thinking instead of being condescending asswipes. BLAH!!!! Oh, and how can I forget scum of the earth customers and sales associates at work? Uhhgg. GET OUT OF MY FACE!!! I'll push you down the stairs and rip off your stupid head!!!
35. I always thought I was like that girl in that really boring book, "Washington Square." I feel so embarrassed that there is a book about me. =/
36. The lives of people who work in retail and customer service. Do they have two jobs? Are they married to someone who makes a decent income? Did they take that job just for the health insurance? Do they not need the extra work and just do odd jobs out of boredom? Wow, I'm nosey. =/
37. "Oh, I hate the government more than you and me. The government stole my goldfish and unplugged my TV."
38. I believe I am excluded from everything. I feel like I am from another planet. When I compare myself to other people, I think I have very little in common with them and cannot relate. (Wow, somebody really thinks they are special.)
39. "Gee, I wonder how I will embarrass myself today."
40. Why there is no club for admirers of short men, but a lot of creepy loser guys like fat women? :o
41. What is the worst band ever? Nickleback, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Slipknot, Metallica, etc? I'd rather listen to old people have sex. lol (I'm not a try hard or anything. I promise.)
42. That most people on okcupid are gross, pseudo intellectuals, idiots, and assholes. I'm just looking for someone normal. :o These people make me want to puke all over my keyboard. :D (What an insightful young lady I am!!)
43. How disgusting the government is for taking taxes from minimum wage jobs. I don't care if I get some of it back after doing my income tax return. I want my money now, damn it!!
44. If I could take all the best parts and make someone perfect. :o
45. Why no parents name their sons "Bart." I have never met a Bart in my life.
46. Why I didn't I drop out after my first semester of community college? I felt so ridiculous, I wanted to kill myself. I'm so embarrassed about everything, I could die.
48. How weird goths are.... Instead of telling you what their real job is, they tell you what they wish they did for a living. Writers.....artists....musicians. Yeah right. I wonder what they really do.
49. Why are vaginas so pretty and penises are just plain weird? lol I'm a pervert. =/
50. "You are what you attract." This crushes me the most.
51. If I could have all my bad memories erased, lose my identity, and start over again. This would never happen but I always hope it will. lol Pathetic.
52. Why is the Blockbuster I live next to still in business?
53. That I will probably only have sexual relationships and one night stands for the rest of my life. I will never know what a romantic relationship is like. LOL
54. Sexual fantasies about strangers. Heehee. =/
55. "I just don't care anymore. I do everything wrong anyway."
56. Why do I get a lot more high ratings than messages? Why don't all these weirdos just say something to me? lol
57. Why are most girls at least kind of pretty but most men are ugly as sin?
58. How unromantic married life and having children is. Ick. =/
59. The ugly truth. This sums up most of my thoughts.
60. Why does Principal Skinner shake his butt when he ties his shoelaces?
61. The futility of my meaningless existence. :D
62. What happened to my special ankh earrings? I can't find them. :(
63. How can people smile with their gums and teeth showing? When I try to do that, my teeth barely show. It's weird how we all have different mouths, teeth, and gums. :o
64. The grim future. I can't think of anything I would look forward to.
65. I'm going to be 30 in five years.
66. If metal heads really like heavy metal or are they just pretending? They strike me as fake.
67. How all mixed people are white. White and asian. White and black. White and Hispanic. Except for me. ^.^
68. What an outdated system cable TV is and why people still subscribe to it.
69. Why they even have interviews for completely worthless retail jobs. Why do they ask, "Why do you want to work for us?" BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE!!! lol
70. Why I waste loads of money on food every week but I am too cheap to buy other things. I am fat. :(
71. I always think of the ugly step sisters in the Disney version of Cinderella. They both have tomato noses and big feet. Cinderella has a narrow nose and small girly feet. That always bothered me a lot. =/
Well, that was deep. At least I didn't mention anything like classical languages and quantum physics, because then I would be lying. Now, if you'll excuse me. All this thinking is making me hungry. nomnomnomomnomnomomnomnomnomnom
I also get tired of mostly everyone not understanding what this question means. "Well, it wouldn't be private if I admitted it." YOU LOSE 100 IQ POINTS!!!!!!
- Guys and girls who like bi girls
- Ages 22–35
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
2. you are gay for Moleman
3. you like how penguins take care of their kids
4. you do not mind what a creepy self obsessed twit I am in my profile....or in real life. ^_^
5. you hate Pulp Fiction and Quentin Tarantino movies.
I'm looking for a nice strange boy who dresses like Gary Numan or a girl who is pretty like Winona Ryder. Ja, I know he's very 80s and she's very 90s...........and I'm very lame. Hmm, actually don't think I would find much of that on here but that's what I like in general anyway. I also like butch women and girly men. I likes all kinds of things. :o lol Not really. Blah blah blah. Who cares. =/