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26 F Katy, TX

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 9:19pm
Asian, Middle Eastern
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm mostly a boring, fat, and lazy person who works a dead end job. I like to stalk people on here who would never give me the time of day. I often wonder why more people won't admit the same things about themselves.

Some of my interests include death, aliens, UFOs, vampires, zombies, birds, and fat jokes (not that I believe some of those really exist). Um, I should probably delete that last sentence. Don't laugh at me. =/ I also like to bite the ends off licorice and use it as a straw for soda. Yum. Most importantly, I enjoy bringing the scorn of society down upon me. ^.^
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

My future goals are to get a rascal scooter from the government, eat all the food, and be queen of the world!!!!!! I also want to hug penguins for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a fat weirdo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I'm a fat bastard. Over time it has also become annoying how strangers talk to me in Spanish all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ghost World, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Writhe and Shine, The Sandman, Tacky The Penguin, Tacky Goes to Camp, Edward Gorey

I like pictures. When I start reading more advanced books, I get lost. :o

Movies: Party Monster, The Basketball Diaries, Quills, Gothic (1986), Nosferatu: The Vampyre (1979), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Transylvania 6-5000, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Back to The Future, Cannibal Holocaust, The Fly (1986), The Hunger, Rosemary's Baby, Suspiria, Clue, Modern Girls, Jawbreaker, Heathers, Borat, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Girl, Interrupted, Dracula (1931), Beetlejuice, May, American Psycho, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Control, Ghost World, One Hour Photo, Reality Bites, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Drop Dead Fred, The Room, The Doom Generation, The Rules of Attraction, Gloomy Sunday, 101 Reykjavík, Amélie - like most people this is the only french film I like or have seen :p, The Lost Boys, Dumb and Dumber, The Princess and the Goblin, The Sword in The Stone, Pumpkin, Secretary, The Notorious Bettie Page, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Fly II - I know! Shut up!!

I love the TV. THE TV IS MY GOD!!
Shows: Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Futurama, The Simpsons, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Superjail!, South Park, King of The Hill, Family Guy, Lil' Bush, Ren and Stimpy, Hey Arnold!, Gumby, Pingu, Chilly Willy, The Animaniacs, Tales From The Crypt, The Addams Family, Seinfeld, Bizarre Foods, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Little Britain, Cops, Adventure Time, The Undateables, Extreme Cheapskates, Oddities, How It's Made

Music: Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Clan of Xymox, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, The Chameleons, The March Violets, The Cure, Danse Society, Christian Death, Strange Boutique, Paralysed Age, Echo and The Bunnymen, Cocteau Twins, New Order, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, early Ministry, Rosetta Stone, Switchblade Symphony, The Cars, Soft Cell, Gary Numan, And One, VNV Nation, Cabaret Voltaire, London After Midnight, Fields of the Nephilim, Asylum Party, X-Mal Deutschland, Duran Duran, Alphaville, Propaganda, Madonna (80s-90s),Depeche Mode, Erasure, Tones on Tail, The Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths,Morrissey, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, This Mortal Coil, Dead Can Dance, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Kommunity FK, Mephisto Waltz, Type O Negative

"I must live in the 80s now. In fact, I live in the 80s now more than I did back did in the 80s."

Food: A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. Gummi Venus de Milo, malk, squishees, steamed hams, Krusty Burger, and the merciless pepper of quetzalacatenango. And yes, syrup is better than jelly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
penguin butts



cheeseburgers - please feel free to send me a cruel message about this one.

sugar - this too

dresses and skirts...i hate pants! pants are restricting, always too long, too many styles, always look weird because i am a dreaded apple shape.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Skip this part.

I'm going to delete half of this....sometime in the future. Too long!! Or I might add even more to it. Who knows. :o

1. What is with polyamorous people? Weird.....and gross. It's like a club for ugly people who are so insecure about being single or not having sex all day.

2. Why is Biff gay at the end of Back to the Future? Also, why don’t Marty’s parents recognize him?

3. Am I a social pariah or what? Maybe I should just shut up and go live in the mountains.

4. How can people read books with no pictures in them? :D

5. "Maybe I'm der-presed." :(

6. Bewbs ^.^

7. I'll get things right in the end! Damn it!!

8. Are accountants boring people? :o

9. Why don't people just admit they are shallow?
I think this is more to the point than how people demand intelligence, good looks, and blah, blah, blah. "I have standards" and all this crap.

10. I think I have genophobia. :(

11. Why do babies look like little aliens?

12. My pathetic dreams and fantasies.

13. Comic flightless web-footed little bastards!! So fluffy!! I’m gonna die! o.o

14. I wish my life was a John Hughes movie.

15. Irrational and obsessive fears.

16. If there's actually a nice person inside me or am I a complete asshole?

17. How many jobs has Hans Moleman had?

18. Why do people run from me? :(

19. I think Houston is a hellhole. I wish you could get around with public transport like other cities. I think it sucks to be tied to a crappy car every day.

20. I think my nose is getting bigger.

21. How embarrassed I'd be if someone found porn on my computer.

22. Why I have ADHD? Why I am not full on mentally retarded and in a wheelchair? Forget half way imperfections. I want it all. At least people would understand that.

23. The beautiful 90s and its booming economy. Oh wait, I think that was a hoax.

24. Do they call him Mr. Bean because his brain is the size of a bean?

25. I am so bored of myself now. I wonder if I should start dressing up like a preppy girl or hipster.......or a penguin. Yeah, I'm weird. =/ But most importantly, I am a big time poser. I think I am getting over my smoking cloves and listening to Bauhaus phase. You can only wear the same stupid black velvet outfit before you want to kill yourself.

26. The misogyny of beauty pageants. Blah! As a butt ugly girl, I am required to point this out!! It also seems like society always tries its best to make women feel ugly and stupid.

27. To this day I still question my gender. This started when I was a child. I always felt very weird as I looked at other girls and thought I wasn't the same. Why are they so refined while I am masculine and rough?

28. What arrogant pricks and morons most people are. I imagine running over them with my car and thinking nothing of it. I also wish people would just say what they are really thinking instead of being condescending asswipes. BLAH!!!! Oh, and how can I forget beyond stupid and exasperating customers and sales associates at work? LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY FACE ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29. I always think it's weird to see older people working in retail jobs. They must do something else, I always think.

30. "Oh, I hate the government more than you and me. The government stole my goldfish and unplugged my TV."

31. I always think I am excluded from everything. It’s as if I am from another planet. I can't relate to everyone in my age group and their peachy lives of graduate school, relationships, and careers. I think I have very little in common with them. I could never relate to their normalcy, moral support, and generally positive experiences in life.

32. "Gee, I wonder how I will embarrass myself today."

33. Why there is no club for admirers of short men, but a lot of creepy loser guys like fat women? :o

34. What is the worst band ever? Nickleback, Linkin Park, Maroon 5, Slipknot, Metallica, etc? I'd rather listen to old people have sex. lol (I'm not a try hard or anything. I promise.)

35. That most people on okcupid are gross, pseudo intellectuals, idiots, and assholes (especially boring conservative ones). I'm just looking for someone normal because these people make me want to puke all over my keyboard. :D (What an insightful young lady I am!!)

36. If I could take all the best parts and make someone perfect. :o

37. Why no parents name their sons "Bart." I have never met a Bart in my life.

38. Why did I go to community college? I was always dumb and I don't know what made me think I could do anything after high school. I wish I had dropped out after my first semester. This makes me feel very nervous. I feel beyond embarrassed and want to shoot myself in the head sometimes. I wouldn't feel this way if I never went to college (even though community college isn't actually college. It's mostly just a waste of time.) It's not like I'm Bill Gates or Walt Disney either. So what if I'm the fat and stupid type who went through a vocational program or did something different while all the normal people attended university? People don't have to stereotype me. I mean I'm pretty slow but not as retarded as people treat me. They don't have to rub it in my face.
*sharpens knife*

39. Subcultures. I get suspicious of people who seem to fit stereotypes so perfectly. It's kind of weird how some people desperately want to put themselves in a box.

40. How weird goths are.... Instead of telling you what their real job is, they tell you what they wish they did for a living. Writers.....artists....musicians. In reality, many of them work boring dead end jobs and do those things as hobbies.

41. Why are vaginas so pretty and penises are just plain weird? lol I'm a pervert. =/

42. "You are what you attract." This crushes me the most.

43. Packing one suitcase, leaving everything behind, and taking a bus to nowhere. :)

44. Sexual fantasies about strangers. Heehee. =/

45. "I just don't care anymore. I do everything wrong anyway."

46. Why do I get a lot more high ratings than messages? Why don't all these weirdos just say something to me? lol

47. Why are most girls at least kind of pretty but most men are ugly as sin? Oh, the power of makeup. :o

48. How unromantic married life and having children is. Ick. =/

49. The ugly truth. This sums up most of my thoughts. It's nice to know I will have so many things still bugging me if I ever live into my 60s and so on. Maybe in my 80s I'll be happy and won't care anymore.

50. Why does Principal Skinner shake his butt when he ties his shoelaces?

51. The futility of my meaningless existence. :D

52. What happened to my special ankh earrings? I can't find them. :(

53. How can people smile with their teeth showing? What is even weirder is how some people smile with their gums showing. When I try to smile with my teeth, they don’t show. Very weird.

54. The grim future. I can't think of anything I would look forward to. The only thing I find exciting is finishing school and finding a better job so I can be a complete asshole to gross customers my last week of work. It's not so much having a better job that would make me happy but telling annoying people what gross smelly cunts they really are. Also, if things ever work out for me, I can't wait to be very snotty and vicious to my family. I'd love to tell them how shitty they are and THANKS FOR NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

55. I'm going to be 30 in five years. I wonder if I would still feel bad about my age if things had worked out for me. I think my 20s will end up being a throw away decade for me.

56. If metal heads really like heavy metal or are they just pretending? They strike me as fake.

57. Why they even have interviews for completely worthless retail jobs. Why do they ask, "Why do you want to work for us?" BECAUSE I'M DESPERATE!!! I can't say how furious it makes me that I will never be able to tell them that people only apply for retail because they cannot find or are not qualified to do anything else!!!!!!!!

58. Why I waste loads of money on food every week but I am too cheap to buy other things. I am fat. :(

59. I always think of the ugly step sisters in the Disney version of Cinderella. They both have tomato noses and big me. Cinderella is the pretty one with narrow nose and small girly feet. That always bothered me a lot and it comes to mind when I put on my shoes or look at my face in the mirror. =/

60. Snotty and vicious comebacks I can tell to stupid disgusting customers and pathetic assholes. Kind of sad, I know.

61. Yum, brains. I must have your brains. o.o

62. How people can watch boring TV shows with too perfect characters. Bleh.

63. I constantly re-play memories of every failure and embarrassing moment......everything that has ever made me feel uncomfortable or terrible. They are very difficult for me to let go of, especially when they keep happening to me. I'm 25, why am I still thinking of school children calling me fat and ugly, and making fun of my nose?

64. Why I'm not interested in traveling. Is this because I don't like a lot of things in general or just bad memories of crappy family vacations?

65. Hmm, I should really delete my first picture. White face and orange neck. Don't take any makeup advice from me. =/

66. What would happen if an extreme couponer married an extreme cheapskate? :o

67. Why people don't understand what the question, "Where are you from?" actually means. THIS IS EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I always love smiling at people and saying Texas as they give me the weirdest look.)

68. Why do people on okcupid think nursing, medical assistant, EMT, etc, is medical school? No, it's not. How do these people even get into those programs if they are that ignorant?

69. Hoping couples I see in public are someday unhappily married, living in a trailer, and have stupid kids. :)

70. Why are homeless beards back in style? I wonder which of these guys are lazy and which ones think they are cool. Truly gross.

71. Why people still think that looks and intelligence are related? I think good looks are mostly associated with arrogance. THIS IS STUPID!!!!!!! THIS IDEA IS ALSO VERY INSULTING TO PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING GOING FOR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

72. I wonder when I'll get to see other people fail. It would be so refreshing to see some asshole who seems to have everything going for them, suddenly struggle and have imperfections in their life.

73. I wonder if people smarter than me are also treated like scum? People always think I'm retarded. Should I take things so personal?

74. Whenever I see a guy speeding in a car I wonder how small his dick is. Do they think they are going to get a prize at the end? Are they in a hurry to go to McDonald's? Losers. lol

75. Why I am still very unhappy when I have extremely low expectations in life?

76. I always wish I could take a pill or have brain surgery to forget my entire life.

I have many more shameful and idiotic thoughts but I
have to stop somewhere. That was deep. Wasn't it? At least there was no mention of classical languages and quantum physics. Now it's time for a cool glass of turnip juice.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a Weight Watchers meeting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always have creepy dreams about my teeth falling out, breast mutilation, and having a dick. I also love how nearly everyone does not understand this question. Please kill yourself.
You should message me if
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1. You have overlooked my creepiness and self-absorption. :)
2. You would like to talk about fluffy birds, 80s music, and B movies.
3. You would like to tell me what a fat, gross, and pathetic loser I am, and that I'm too ugly to be Latina anyway. As if you are a super model with a PhD. *rolls over and snores*

Although, I do have zero interest in 99% of people who message me, not that I am any trophy wife myself. Heehee. Sad feels. =/ Also, don't assume or guess about my ethnic background. Everyone knows that Americans fail geography. Honestly, I see myself as human and that's it. Farts in your face.