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26 Katy, TX Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Asian, Middle Eastern
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hai, I'm Mariam. :) I am mostly a very awkward, naive, and fat bird. I also find I am the odd one out in most aspects of life. In my spare time I enjoy stalking people on here who would never give me the time of day. Some of my other interests include death, horror, aliens, UFOs, birds, and fat jokes. Um, I should probably delete that last sentence. Oh well.

I like to walk around my house when I brush my teeth for no reason. When people ask where I'm from, I always like smiling and saying "Texas", even though I know that is not what they meant. I also like to bite the ends off licorice and use it as a straw for soda. Yum. Most importantly, I enjoy bringing the scorn of society down upon me. ^.^

*moons you*

Here's my idea of a good date. You meet me for coffee wearing a penguin suit. There is not much of a conversation and all I do is say, "Aww, how cute!!" the whole time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a dead end job and take a vocational course for losers who need special attention and can't handle college. My, what a young vivacious go-getter I am.

Other than that, my future goals are to get a rascal scooter from the government, eat all the food, and be queen of the world!!!!!! I also want to hug penguins for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking pictures of my butt!!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

What else? I grew up seeing retarded strangers talk to me in Spanish. I don't think it's terribly obvious what I am and have never been impressed with how people think they know me and always think exactly the same thing. Most people also find I have a strong aura of incompetence and stupidity. I mean, I know I attended community college and that I take a long time to learn anything, but who cares what these smelly assholes think? I would not hesitate for a second to throw them into traffic. :D

*rolls over and snores*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ghost World, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Writhe and Shine, The Sandman, Tacky The Penguin, Tacky Goes to Camp, Edward Gorey

I like pictures. When I start reading more advanced books, I get lost. :o

Movies: Party Monster, The Basketball Diaries, Quills, Gothic (1986), Nosferatu: The Vampyre (1979), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Transylvania 6-5000, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and The Angry Inch, A Clockwork Orange, Harold and Maude, Back to The Future, Cannibal Holocaust, The Fly (1986), The Hunger, Not of This Earth, Rosemary's Baby, Suspiria, Clue, Modern Girls, Jawbreaker, Heathers, Borat, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Girl, Interrupted, Dracula (1931), Beetlejuice, May, American Psycho, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Control, Ghost World, One Hour Photo, Reality Bites, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Drop Dead Fred, The Room, The Doom Generation, The Rules of Attraction, Gloomy Sunday, 101 Reykjavík, Amélie - like most people this is the only french film I like or have seen :p, The Lost Boys, Dumb and Dumber, The Princess and the Goblin, The Sword in The Stone, Pumpkin, Secretary, The Notorious Bettie Page, Pretty in Pink, Some Kind of Wonderful, The Fly II - I know! Shut up!!

I love the TV. THE TV IS MY GOD!!
Shows: Check it Out! With Dr. Steve Brule, Daria, Beavis and Butthead, Futurama, The Simpsons, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Superjail!, South Park, King of The Hill, Family Guy, Lil' Bush, Ren and Stimpy, Invader Zim, Hey Arnold!, Gumby, Pingu, Chilly Willy, The Animaniacs, Tales From The Crypt, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, The Addams Family, Seinfeld, Bizarre Foods, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Little Britain, Cops, Adventure Time, The Undateables, Extreme Cheapskates, Oddities, How It's Made

Music: Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Clan of Xymox, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sisters of Mercy, Joy Division, The Chameleons, The March Violets, The Cure, Danse Society, Christian Death, Strange Boutique, Paralysed Age, Echo and The Bunnymen, Cocteau Twins, New Order, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, early Ministry, Rosetta Stone, Switchblade Symphony, The Cars, Soft Cell, Gary Numan, And One, VNV Nation, Cabaret Voltaire, London After Midnight, Fields of the Nephilim, Asylum Party, X-Mal Deutschland, Duran Duran, Alphaville, Mary Goes Round, Propaganda, Madonna (80s-90s),Depeche Mode, Erasure, Tones on Tail, The Psychedelic Furs, The Smiths,Morrissey, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, This Mortal Coil, Dead Can Dance, Black Tape for a Blue Girl, Kommunity FK, Mephisto Waltz, Type O Negative

"I must live in the 80s now. In fact, I live in the 80s now more than I did back did in the 80s."

Food: A single pillow of shredded wheat, some steamed toast, and a dodo egg. Gummi Venus de Milo, malk, squishees, turnip juice, raisin roundies, steamed hams, Krusty Burger, and the merciless pepper of quetzalacatenango. And yes, syrup is better than jelly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
penguin butts



cheeseburgers - please feel free to send me a cruel message about this one.

sugar - this too......just hook it to my veins!!! Too bad about my diabetes and aching knees now. :(

dresses and skirts...i hate pants! pants are restricting, always too long, too many styles, always look weird because i am a dreaded apple shape.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I have a lot of shouting, obsessive, and anxious thoughts.

1. I think of how tiresome and absolutely disgusting people are. It makes me cringe that such assholes are not stoned to death before they have a chance to reproduce. Maybe one day I will round up all the disgusting and inferior people in the world and send them to a camp where they will all die slow and painful deaths. :D

2. Car accidents. I always think of being in a car wreck.

3. There is nothing to look forward to in the future. Mostly, I just imagine aging, wrinkles, and death. I think of going back to college, taking forever, never finishing, having massive student loans, and shooting myself in the head. I don't care how pathetic and embarrassing this seems to people. It's what I really think.

4. How I can't relate to others. My idea of people in their 20s is careers, graduate school, relationships and marriage. I don't see myself ever having any of that. I don't think I have anything in common with people who are considered smart or attractive either. I'm just a flop.

5. I'm still really stuck with crippling memories about school even though I quit years ago and would not go back. I always want to shoot myself in the head when I remember school. I was never impressed by ignorant pathetic teachers either. How can you work in education and know so little about students and people? Did these assholes ever take a sociology class in their lives? Why don't they all get their heads out of their asses and try harder to learn about kids?

6. I obsess about my ADD and being slower than average. I think I will always struggle and do less in my life despite putting effort and consciousness. Why is everything so contrived, slow, and frustrating with me?

7. I replay every embarrassing moment and failure in my life. It just seems I am alone in my problems and shortcomings. I find it very hard to remember good times.

8. Why are people such retarded slobs when they go shopping? What is so hard about using your eyes, reading signs, and understanding that clothing is sized from small to large? Why do people leave clothes all over the floor in a dressing room? It makes you wonder if these people know about flushing a toilet when they use the bathroom or putting things in a trashcan and not throwing it on the floor. I love how people act like this in front of their children too. Retarded.

9. I constantly tell myself everyday to keep my temper and patience with people. All day I am thinking that people need to shut the fuck up and get out of my face!!!!!!!! Stop being a retarded ugly cunt and leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just want to burn their skin off and rip out their organs. :D As soon as I get into my car, away from people, I scream.

10. My pathetic dreams and fantasies.

11. Crawling back into my mom's vagina, away from the real world and its expenses. I'll be safe forever. :o

12. How many jobs had Hans Moleman had?

13. Being 40 years old, single, 500 pounds, and working at Walmart. I'd at least like to be a normal weight and have a nice career. I really don't want all of that.

More upbeat thoughts: Yum, cheeseburgers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a Weight Watcher's meeting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was exiled from Antarctica for being the fattest penguin and consuming the entire fish population. When I was a baby I even used to trick other parents into feeding me too. Yum, regurgitated fish slurrie. Actually this never happened.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You have overlooked my creepiness and self-absorption. :)

2. You would like to talk about fluffy birds, 80s music, and B movies.

3. You would like to tell me what a fat, gross, and pathetic loser I am. Yup, and you're a millionaire who dates super models. *burps and scratches butt*

4. You also love how many okcupid users attend "collage," people who think nursing is medical school, or that a police academy is law school. My, what young educated people these days.

5. You notice how cute leopard seals are until they open their mouths.....and eat penguins. Terrifying. Bad leopard seals. :(

6. You love how some people feel the need to post this in their profile: "Oh, I'm such a 'normal' person with a social life and I don't need help getting dates. I am attractive and too good for online dating. I'm only using this for fun." Really? HOW IMPRESSIVE!!!!!!!!!!
* snores*