Die-hard Groucho Marxist
This profile is mostly for farming serendipity, I tend to meet people much more offline than I ever do online.
I don't believe in gender except as a short-hand for statistically identifiable subgroups of sentients. I'm poly, and currently have a consort but am still looking for a primary or other secondaries.
Sometimes I don't sleep! Instead I update my profile at 740 in the morning.
I like queers, punks, scientists, musicians, jugglers, jesters, mathematicians, and larpers. I like people who are nerds but for whom "nerd" is not their only identity.
Sorry, most dudes. I'm like a 2 on the scale. Butch ladies on the other hand, wowee. People who identify as neither or both are welcome.
I'm addicted to recommending things. If you don't like to be recommended works in various media, we probably won't get along. I also love recommendations.
I'm also addicted to caffeine. Yay butter coffee! Earl Grey is my Leige lord, and I fight alongside the mighty coffee knight RatTonic
on the battlefields of the caffeine kingdoms.
I'd say I'd be in the Society of Sensation but I probably don't do as many drugs as they would. I've also never argued a man out of existence. YET
When I'm up I can't get down. If the sun will rise even one more time, so will I. So will I. Oh better far to live and die under the brave black flag I fly, than play a sanctimonious part with a pirate head and a pirate heart!
I am a Chaos Hufflepuff. HJPEV♣(Draco♠Hermione)
Underneath this handsome, charming, humble facade you'll find I have a cunning brain, a razor wit, and a heart of gold. Did I mention I'm humble?
Taking things seriously is not my strong suit. My strong suit is the one made out of titanium.
If there was an upgoer 5 for okcupid profiles I hope to never write it.