I'm a top
That's right, I spin constantly and am gyroscopically stable.
I'm addicted to recommending things. If you don't like to be recommended works in various media, we probably won't get along. I also love recommendations.
I'm also addicted to caffeine. Yay butter coffee! Earl Grey is my Leige lord, and I fight alongside the mighty coffee knight RatTonic
on the battlefields of the caffeine kingdoms.
I am a Chaos Hufflepuff. HJPEV♣(Draco♠Hermione)
Taking things seriously is not my strong suit. My strong suit is the one made out of titanium.