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cat-beard

26 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I like road trips, hiking, playing in the snow, and laughing at myself when I fuck up. I prefer wilderness to the city, and I hope to live in a cabin on top of a mountain one day.

I just changed my username and apparently I can't change it again for a month. Oh well, I'm embracing the cat-beard.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for a nonprofit, hanging out with my cat, trying to carve out a little slice of the world for myself
I’m really good at
Binge-watching tv shows, pretending to look busy, and navigating without a map
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm a huge fan of Asian food and Thai in particular.

TV:
Community (just found out there are two more seasons I haven't seen!), Parks and Rec, Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock - all the staples

Books:
I love reading anything about space. While it's not exactly about space, I'm currently reading An Astronaut's Guide to Life on Earth, and it's great.
The six things I could never do without
my cat
netflix
sunshine
Amy's vegan macaroni and cheese (I'm lactose intolerant and have not had mac and cheese in 6 years. This stuff just changed my life)
Lint rollers
Puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If my cat thinks the clicking sound I make when I call her is her name.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm pretty low key most of the time. Movies, house parties, board games, museums, arts and crafts are all good times in my eyes. A quiet night at home with netflix and good company is always fun too.

I'm not into the club scene at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pride myself on being organized but my room is always a mess.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're intelligent, nerdy, and passionate about something. Bonus point if you wear glasses and carry big backpacks containing lots of books.