Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
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If you are a 90% Match and a 90% Enemy does that make you my
Frenemy? I get tired of posting on Facebook, so this self summary
changes about three times a week. For this weekend I would really
like to meet someone to have an argumentative debate with over
dinner and drinks.
A little about me, I am a genuinely nice person and funny, with my
no brain to mouth filter, I like to disagree a lot, and disagree
just for the sake of disagreeing, but I am the kind of guy that
would have your back even if you're wrong.
For fun I enjoy board games, social situation, bars, but not clubs,
wood/metal working, playing music, eating. It's annoying to see
someone write that they like to stay in or go out for fun. I love
animals and I have a dog, her name is Pepper.
People who are happy all the time really creep me out. I know they
are hiding something maybe they are a serial killer, or they
torture people in a dungeon. I'm a happy person, but not all the
damn time, I don't want to be on my death bed when I get old
saying, YAY!!! I'm over seeing boobs in profile pics, I can only
imagine the messages you are getting when the first pic they see
are the ones with a cleavage selfie. Whats with everyone traveling?
How the hell is it even possible for everyone on here to travel
that damn much? If all the girls on OkCupid quit traveling, the
airline industry would have to file Chapter 11.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I work in the wedding industry (go figure) and helping to
take care of my grandparents .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Carpentry, automotive, and making food that will give you a heart
attack faster than a state fair buffet.
I'm also very good at reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm funny, brutally honest, with a smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Everything Marvel, DC sucks, coloring books are awesome. I don't
want to talk about music, it's my job.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. My dog
3. Girls that wear too much makeup!
4. Men wearing Yoga Pants
5. Mother Earth Kolsh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When we will find another habitable planet and how long it will
take for me to get there.
I think a lot about what makes us who we are, how a thought or a
single action can change the course of whole series of events that
could happen in our lives, but never did.
How you can wear shorts with Ugg boots in 40 degree weather.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Driving an ice cream truck...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Everything that I have written is an over exaggeration of how I
really feel. I find the humor in this more important than meeting
someone who doesn't get it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
likes to disagree
Have a sense of humor
Loves to laugh
Can hold your own in a conversation
likes to answer questions with yes and no answers
Uses numbers instead of words
Takes a bunch of selfies with girlfriends, or random guys in
Profile name says Sexy in it, or is a country song.
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