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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 5
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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New to the Milwaukee area and looking to meet some new people.

I really do try not to be as sarcastic, but I'm failing at that as I type this. I don't really know what to expect, with online dating I mean, but here it gooooes....

I am the most hilarious person ever if you enjoy puns, and pretty much hilarious even if you don't. I was a political science and philosophy double major in college. I love watching and playing sports, and just being outside in general. Summer is by far the best season.

I love my cats.
What I’m doing with my life
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Teaching high school English to at-risk youth currently. Trying to decide what I'm going to do with my life, and not being very productive at it.

I really want to meet some people to explore the city with and overall enjoy life with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people, including myself, laugh. Also talking, I am really good at that.

I love to write, but anything non-academic is only really good to me ha.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The beard is mighty attractive.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kurt Vonnegut, Arthur Miller, John Rawls

Anchorman, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Zoolander, Superbad, The Dark Knight, Good Will Hunting, Clue

Dexter, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, The Office, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Criminal Minds, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer

The Tallest Man on Earth, Bob Dylan, Atmosphere, Eminem, Bob Marley, Muse, Sublime, Flight of the Concords, P.O.S., EYEDEA and Abilities, Matt and Kim, Nirvana, Anti-Flag, Deltron 3030 TOOO MANY THINGS
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
rugged good looks
my cats
my principles?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
policits, religion, philosophy, and why people have to universally suck so much.

Also why weather in the midwest is so shitty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at the bar or on Netflix. BECAUSE I'M THAT COOL
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a private person...

You should message me if
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You want to meet the coolest person ever!!