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I am pretty, goofy, and awkward.
My Self-Summary
I love all those lonely indie bands that everyone seems to be into
and love going to concerts and movies, but would like someone else
to come with me so I don't look so sad standing alone and sipping a
diet coke with a slice of lime and straw in the corner. I'm really
just looking for someone to spend time with, and it doesn't hurt if
you're fabulously wealthy. I'm really quite neat. I'm dying to get
out to concerts and movies, so please be my friend(!).
What I’m doing with my life
I am a recent graduate of the
University of Chicago with
a degree in
Physics now realizing the pointlessness
of the past few years and how this degree will not prevent me from
dying alone. I have recently decided to be an actuary (maybe),
which is generally considered the most boring profession on earth,
but gets me all hot. I think of it as a fortune teller who can tell
you how and when you will die. Right now I'm betting on choking on
a sandwich in your bathtub, but I'll need a few more years of
training before I know for certain.
In the mean time I work for a condo management firm in Lincoln
Square.
Editors
I’m really good at
Self deprecation. And
math.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am in handcuffs. Oh and I have really great eyes. Like
AMAZING! Stare into my eyes!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Jesus' Son, A Heartbreaking work of Staggering Genius,
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Movies: Children of Men, Jesus' Son, Miller's Crossing
Food: Funfetti Cake
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The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether waitresses like me
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching television. I also do this all other days of the week. In
fact, it is all I do, and I don't ever want to do anything else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I feel intimidated by attractive people and try to avoid them.
You should message me if
You are ugly, or at least hate attractive people as much as I do.
Or you hate girls who say "you better know how to spell" in their
profiles because, seriously, who cares? And you should be happy you
even have people messaging you at all. I only get messages from
people I know who have discovered I'm on OkCupid and want to make
fun of me. "OMG Andy u r so Lame!"