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drgingersnap

24 / M / straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.85m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English, German (Okay)

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I am pretty, goofy, and awkward.

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My Self-Summary

I love all those lonely indie bands that everyone seems to be into and love going to concerts and movies, but would like someone else to come with me so I don't look so sad standing alone and sipping a diet coke with a slice of lime and straw in the corner. I'm really just looking for someone to spend time with, and it doesn't hurt if you're fabulously wealthy. I'm really quite neat. I'm dying to get out to concerts and movies, so please be my friend(!).

What I’m doing with my life

I am a recent graduate of the University of Chicago with a degree in Physics now realizing the pointlessness of the past few years and how this degree will not prevent me from dying alone. I have recently decided to be an actuary (maybe), which is generally considered the most boring profession on earth, but gets me all hot. I think of it as a fortune teller who can tell you how and when you will die. Right now I'm betting on choking on a sandwich in your bathtub, but I'll need a few more years of training before I know for certain.

In the mean time I work for a condo management firm in Lincoln Square.

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I’m really good at

Self deprecation. And math.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I am in handcuffs. Oh and I have really great eyes. Like AMAZING! Stare into my eyes!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Jesus' Son, A Heartbreaking work of Staggering Genius, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Movies: Children of Men, Jesus' Son, Miller's Crossing

Food: Funfetti Cake

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The six things I could never do without

Internets
Movies
Diet Coke
Tight Pants
Television
Hugs?

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Whether waitresses like me

On a typical Friday night I am

Watching television. I also do this all other days of the week. In fact, it is all I do, and I don't ever want to do anything else.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I feel intimidated by attractive people and try to avoid them.

You should message me if

You are ugly, or at least hate attractive people as much as I do. Or you hate girls who say "you better know how to spell" in their profiles because, seriously, who cares? And you should be happy you even have people messaging you at all. I only get messages from people I know who have discovered I'm on OkCupid and want to make fun of me. "OMG Andy u r so Lame!"

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