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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 26
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm a poly, socialist, slightly psychobilly, bad guitarist cinephile and I don't sleep much. I take photographs and wave placards sometimes. My living room is a very red place.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a teacher. When I'm not doing that, I drive round at increasing speed trying to have adventures. Recently, it occurred to me that I probably need to have loads more adventures in company. Music, tattoos, cinema. Socialist activism. One of those horrid men who claims to be a feminist activist. OH, how impressive!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...sarcasm. Minimalist responses. Insomnia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That my voice is too deep to hear in a social situation. No really. Good arms, I reckon. I was just described as 'the offspring of David Cronenberg and Oliver Reed', something which I really shouldn't include here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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David Lynch (that's 'Films', not 'Food', incidentally). OrwellBorges, Grant Morrison, Trotsky. Yeah, I said it. Can't be unsaid now (the delete button is broken). Amanda Palmer, Alan Garner. See, it rhymes and everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People that I love. I'm in two poly relationships and that's not negotiable; if it's a problem that I'm very much in love with my partners, feel free to make friends anyway. You can probably imagine that my time's a bit limited!
Cats. There's one near me now. She looks a bit like a feather boa with claws.
Electronic music.
A huge selection of fancy coats across the ages.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Marxist politics and how best to look good on a picket line. How to be more sarcastic. Celine and Julie, sigh. Bowie, likewise. Paradoxes. Iceland. Japan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either with one of my partners or howling at the moon somewhere. Look, do you just want to stop reading now? I'll understand. It's just getting awkward. And I couldn't even think what to put under 'I spend a lot of time thinking about.'
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out! really not for public consumption.
You should message me if
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you find me terribly amusing, darling. To be perfectly honest, I don't care if you don't even like men. I just fancy a chat right now. Also, I wear a top hat sometimes. Hats are good.