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25 M Bristol, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Sep 11
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My self-summary
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Appreciator of silliness, frivolity and whimsy, easygoing to a fault.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just finished a master's at Bristol uni! (Next up: job applications.) My undergrad degree was a combined course of English lit and maths, and my master's was computer science.

I help out at a volunteer-run venue/cinema called The Cube, which is a great place. It's a little ramshackle and shambolic, but it embodies a really admirable DIY spirit and hosts some of the best gigs in Bristol, so I'm really happy to be a part of it. I meet lots of great people there as well. I've also designed their monthly printed events programme a few times recently, which is tons of fun!

I also like making bleeps, whirrs and other semi-musical noises with my computer. Basically, I have tons of fun screwing around with oscillators and filters and so on.
I’m really good at
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Fearlessly climbing trees, Tetris, stews and vegetable curries of all kinds, cuddling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been alternately told that I look like Bradford Cox and Brian Cox, both of which are actually fine by me. Other than that, people often quickly pick up on the fact that I have the same phone as their mum (typically followed closely by "Does that have Snake?")
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot; a mixture of fiction and non-fiction.

As for music, I like a whole bunch of new wave/punk/post-punk bands (Talking Heads, the B-52s, Devo....) and smart glam (Roxy, Bowie, T-Rex... and most of all, Brian Eno), plus some more recent electronic-ish stuff like Boards of Canada, The Knife, The Books.... Now and then I DJ my records out around town under the rather shifty pseudonym "George All's-Well", which is tons of fun.

I don't really watch TV, but Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci definitely stand high in my list of all-time geniuses. Arrested Development was amazing, and I have an embarrassingly big soft spot for Seinfeld. I also consume Attenborough DVDs with great relish.
The six things I could never do without
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Good records, good books, good clothes, good food - which is either less than six or much more, depending on how you count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The constituents of the perfect mix tape, old Penguin and Pelican paperbacks and their beautiful type and design.
You should message me if
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You're smart and feisty, OR you can lend or recommend me a good book, OR you'd like to go out someplace nice for breakfast.