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driedpears

19 F Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:35am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Danish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
incredible queer youth seeks same:::::::
here is why you should hmu to have tea or a burrito
• i have a cute laugh and like laughing
• i am not conventionally moral, nor am i cis
• which is great because then we can make fun of the patriarchy and cishets together if you go in for that kind of thing
• i like to go on adventures that end in sore feet and more good memories than before
• i am a good listener
• i'll back up your posts on FB when you talk about something controversial or important. i'll rant with you about feminist ideologies
• i can stare with my large eyes at people who bother you and make them feel uncomfortable, providing a complimentary barrier against creepers
• i know a lot about cetaceans ~dolphins, whales, sea mammalia~
• i have 2 degrees and am very qualified to hold your hand and watch netflix with you
• i can cook and will cook for you if you talk to me while i make foods including but not limited to: stupendous veg pastas, inspirational caramel ice cream, melty sourdough bread, sensual macaroni and cheese ~~~
• we can play video games together, or i can teach you "everything you wanted to know but were afraid to ask"
• i'll make a cute tag of things that evoke you on my tumblr and show it to you
• dragons
• i'm disillusioned and ready to flamingle.
What I’m doing with my life
~ overqualified for retail, under-qualified to lead my own program on KQED ~
so it goes.

one time i forgot that hedonism is frowned upon in our society and thought, wow that's really not bad seeking joy and pleasure is really good why don't more people do that but then i remember a lot of people are assholes and will take advantage of others.
i'm attempting to establish myself as a real grown up in this scary shitty world while attempting to find joy and meaning and love.

so basically i'm compiling resumes and playing through mass effect 3 and photographing cats i see on the street
I’m really good at
i excel in liking space (the kind with nebulas and science fiction and carl sagan)
additionally, i'm fantastic at giving time to things, people, places that mean a lot to me ---- i prioritize people places and things that i find engaging, and say fuck off to the rest. overachiever in watching years worth of anime in mere hours.
The first things people usually notice about me
☞ green hair
is basically the
best way to stop
street harassment and
exponentially increase the
number of fantastically pleasant
interactions with strangers while remaining
very easy to find in crowded places such as safeway at 2 am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: slaughterhouse five, fahrenheit 451, cat's cradle, choke, if on a winter's night a traveler, the alphabet versus the goddess, moby-dick, me talk pretty one day, i am the messenger, the waste land, no country for old men, the catcher in the rye, fight club, city of glass, the sun also rises, through the looking glass, looking for alaska, text book.

movies: the fall, a single man, pulp fiction, léon, fight club, ferris bueller, the fifth element, star wars, wit, blade runner, an education, a room with a view, spirited away, zombieland, in a world, roman holiday, juno, submarine, kiss kiss bang bang, drive, pan's labyrinth, die hard, beginners, inglorious basterds, scott pilgrim, victor/victoria, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the virgin suicides, life in a day, babel, away we go, stranger than fiction, the cove, lost in translation, brick, safety not guaranteed.

shows: st:tng, snk, freaks and geeks, twin peaks, arrested development, daria, parks & rec, sherlock, this american life, fma, natgeo, got, workaholics, wallander, doctor who, 30rock, portlandia, aqua teen hunger force, star trek, firefly, a bit of fry and laurie, blackadder, community, misfits, methamphetamine in the middle.

music: grimes, purity ring, teen suicide, alt-j, gorillaz, woodkid, crystal castles, arctic monkeys, pink floyd, lorde, porcelain raft, animal collective, rhcp, stars, m.i.a., le1f, edward sharpe & the magnetic zeroes, surfer blood, fka twigs, regina spektor, ben folds, die antwoord, yeasayer, the national, dirty projectors, the mountain goats, glasser, peaches, shiny toy guns, black sabbath, ac/dc, sleigh bells, the white stripes, la roux, talking heads, arcade fire, wilco, best coast, war paint, sia, kid cudi, electric light orchestra, the gerbils, metric, mouki, azealia banks, ludacris, lana del rey, david bowie, queen, cake, clap your hand say yeah, kanye west, literature, ratatat, bon iver, ratatat, mc chris, lumineers, awolnation, the cure, the strokes, chopin, alabama shakes, the antlers, bikini kill, phillip glass, simon & garfunkel, neon trees, architecture in helsinki, phoenix, the smiths, vampire weekend, flynt flossy, fleet foxes, edith piaf, the hollies, feist, kasinsky, robyn, icona pop, amanda palmer, the young punx, stor, camera obscura, two door cinema club, beirut

games: mass effect, portal, half life 2, left 4 dead 2, minecraft, wow, diablo 3

food: nutritional yeast is my favorite food good lord
The six things I could never do without
*:・゚✧ floss
*:・゚✧ absence of silence
*:・゚✧ a blanket to pull over my head
*:・゚✧ denial of reality in favor of hope
*:・゚✧ good cocktails
*:・゚✧ better company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
SPACE, gender, what the fuck i'm going to write about next, early modern scientists, gateway, cats, money, donna haraway's cyborg manifesto http://www.egs.edu/faculty/donna-haraway/articles/donna-haraway-a-cyborg-manifesto/ , if i have high enough paragon or renegade to woo someone
On a typical Friday night I am
hella chill
the most chill
chill out of my iconographic socks
chill with soup
chill watching stargate
performing dark magic over a vat of soy-chicken that is exactly 2 steps away from a soy bean
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I NEED A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS TO GO ON A SUBORBITAL FLIGHT OF SUPERB SPACE TOURISM.
i like kissing but hate kissing strangers
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you've looked into the abyss of yet another okc profile and my abyss kinda glanced at you and our abysses bumps fists and said, "bruh"