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drinkdrankdrunk

31 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 26
Orientation
Sapiosexual, Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Jacked
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Education
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Alternating between never leaving the house and never leaving bed.
What I’m doing with my life
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Sleeping, try to stay that way.

I'm a student studying Welding Technology and I work for the local community college. I'm learning Ruby on the side in an effort to diversify my skill set and hopefully code for a living.

I'm sometimes in a band, but work on music by myself mostly, and I ride very small motorcycles.

I'm learning the drums, y'all.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a sack of guts and a perpetual miasma of baditude.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no corporeal matter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Spits
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
reverb, delay, fuzz, decay.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bummers and strife
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting lost at home.
You should message me if
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like, whatever, man.