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50 Baltimore, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 8:32pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Used up
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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This is I'm older and my hair is shorter. Blah blah blah. Plus I'm a fucking mess right come and get it!! Somewhat updated, still a fucking mess, so as much as i would like to enter into a longterm relationship of never ending emotional and physical bliss with my dream soulmate, honestly.....right now I just don't have to give what it takes to be an equal partner in a healthy relationship. That being said, I do need connection and some passion if only for a short time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Really good question.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding crowds. Being a curmudgeon and snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know, I don't care. Huge bonus points if you know this is a song and who does it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: I love them. I used to read them lots, then my eyes went south and I don't read them as much as I'd like.

MOVIES: Love them too. Film Noir and all it has spawned is my fave.

MUSIC: Raw ass Rock 'n' Roll a la Johnny Thunders, Dead Boys, The Cramps, etc...Be Bop, Honky Tonk, Rockabilly, fucked up 50's & 60's R&B...stereotypical old punk shite.

FOOD: Never met a cheese I didn't like. I work in the industry and i've worked with some amazing chefs, so for me the more challenging the food the better. This means I would most likely eat monkey brains if given the chance.

T.V.: The Simpsons and The Wire are the greatest things TV has produced. Breaking Bad, True Detective Season 1, Leftovers, Fargo, Walking Dead, Z Nation, Ash Vs. Evil Dead, Manhattan, Mr. Robot
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Free Will
Vocal Chords
Neck Kissing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why did Orson Welles cast Charlton Heston in "A Touch Of Evil"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dispensing quality beverages and bad advice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm currently obsessed with Power-Pop.

I get a lot of questions about this, so here ya go, if you care:


Standard bearer:


Punk? Power Pop? Who cares, it's great:

If any of this makes you go out and buy a Big Star or Plimsouls or Real Kids record...awesome!
You should message me if
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You wanna.