Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a kind guy, good heart, staunchly loyal, ambitious, reliable,
I love to make people laugh.
I maintain an active, healthy lifestyle and regularly play rugby,
run, do yoga, & bike.
I do all this so I can eat Thai food and 16 Handles on the
Also because doing crunches and learning to safely tackle people
engages muscle groups that come quite in handy during certain other
I like having intense conversations about the philosophies and
purposes (or lack thereof) of art.
The more stupid the pickup line, the greater the chance of my
I can't do Karate. Figured that out the hard way.
I'm masculine, sensitive, nurturing, and don't usually get along
well with people that find these traits mutually exclusive.
I've got a good head on my shoulders & strong values.
I'm really good at putting spinach and kale into things that
spinach and kale should never go. Like cookies.
Natalie Dessay and I once had a great conversation and then she
sang to me and it made me tear up. Afterwards. Because I'm composed
Love is great, and wonderful, and painful, and powerful, and I like
it that way.
One time I hit a hole-in-one on the windmill hole. Fellow mini-golf
enthusiasts will appreciate the nuance this requires.
And now, maybe the most important: I'm looking for a serious
relationship that could ultimately be "the" relationship. Not in an
overbearing "biological clock is ticking" sort of way, but if
you're not sure of want you want, I'm probably not your guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I recently became the marketing director for a really amazing
company. On the side, I'm looking around at law schools and
finalizing plans to start a pretty sweet dessert company. So a lot
of pots on the stove, but I'm a pretty good chef.
Also: reading in Central Park, visiting pretty much any
museum/gallery, plotting my escape from the country, or lamenting
the decline of letter-writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Expressing myself: Equally vocal as I am adroit.
Cooking: I'm a nice Jewish boy, and I'll make you a chicken soup
your grandmother would be proud of.
Entertaining: My mom raised me to be the consummate host.
Planning adventures: Here or abroad, one pair of underwear or two
suitcases for which I had to flirt with the check-in lady to get
out of extra baggage fees.
Music: I was in music management for 4 years and I'm a classically
trained singer, so if you're ever longing to have an aria (or a
Billy Joel song) sung to you, I'm your guy. Also Billy Joel, but
I'm more readily available.
Scrabble: It's a bit lamentable, really; my friends won't play with
Using semicolons; in fact, having good grammar goes a long way in
Getting dressed up: it's one of the best byproducts of having a Met
Talking about art.
Scouring used book stores.
Finding happiness in simplicity.
Being a big spoon.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, my height, or my hearty laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ah yes, the requisite and the inane. How 'bout we discover that we
inevitably like the exact same things during a date? But for now,
you should definitely be able to read. Yeah, that's pretty
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3.) Joni Mitchell
4.) cycling shoes
6.) Thai food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New ways to see the world
Philosophy (particularly French & surrealist)
How much of a cop-out the Picardy Third is
What to do on my to do list
When the next time I can take of my pants will be. Seriously. Pants
are way overrated. Or maybe wearing boxer briefs to work is
underrated. Maybe I'm just going to show up pantsless and see what
How amazing my future family will be.
The best way to get to new galaxies without the Millennium
Strategic mapping of the Duane Reade locations that carry chocolate
Which I could more readily give up: cheese, or (receiving) oral
sex. It's a question I struggle with every day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Anarchy and despotism. Or drinking $6 Delirium with friends at a
secret bar in the upper west section of the lower east side.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quite handy. I can patch drywall and build you a bookshelf.
From scratch. And I have an (ir)rational fear of Hello Kitty.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are awesome
You are inspired
You are not a sociopath
...although if you were you wouldn't admit it, would you?
You get my screen name
You like Bruce Munro, Roger Ballen, Mark Bradford, Kumi Yamashita,
Anselm Kiefer, or if you think Damien Hirst should just switch to
It doesn't bother you that the guy you're dating will, from time to
time, quote obscure poetry and/or Biggie rhymes.
You really, really, really, want to zig-a-zig ahh
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