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droolus

28 F Sheffield, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
May 3, 2005
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm caroline. I like bands and eating shortbread. My favouite drinks are Pimms and lemonade and gin and tonic. This is because there is an old lady stuck inside me.

I am dull, carcinogenic, and dipsomaniacal
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working in the Ukraine at the moment, developing a kind of chewing gum that is also a microwave oven.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smoking and pretending to be foreign.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My hair. How hungover I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a) Will Self and Irvine Welsh b) Pulp Fiction, Memento c) Pavement. d) Shortbread and salt and vinegar crisps.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Cigarettes 2. Stephen Malkmus 3. Tea 4. Gold Bars 5. Scarves 6. Gin
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hair dye.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got 14 nipples.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you would like to discuss the teas of the world.