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51 • Ottawa, Ontario, CA • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 45–65
- Located anywhere
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 25
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- When drinking
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Dropped out of university
- Politics / Government
- Doesn’t want kids
- English (Okay), French (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Swahili (Poorly)
gripping the tarmac like gunmetal magnets.
Fixed on the front of her Fassbinder face was the kind of a smile that only a rather dull child could have drawn while attempting a graveyard in the moonlight
But she was impressed you could see that she thought I looked fine.
And when she turned sweeter the reason (between you and me) was she'd just seen my green Lamborghini -
Roger Waters, 4:33 AM
the profile name....all I can tell you is that Hotpussy_4U_69 was already taken.
Waiting for a match on here has been like waiting for Reservoir Dogs to come on the Women's Channel.
My favorite movies include: All things Kubrick, Bronson, Moon, Funny Games U.S.,In Bruges, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Anything from Ealing, Boondock Saints, Romeo is Bleeding, Anything from David Lynch, The Wicker Man(1973), Scotland PA, The Ninth Configuration, The Third Man, anything from Lars von Trier and Michael Haneke, Singapore Sling < (recommended but it makes Eraserhead look like Anne of Green Gables), Blood Simple (the Cohen boys can do no wrong really), The Evil Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Anything from Peter Greenaway, Any Post-Apocalyptical thing you can throw at me. I also have an indefatigable weakness for bad movies, really bad, the worst.
Television: MST3K, Sopranos, Rome, Foyle's War.
I am surrounded by people who are obsessed with Game of Thrones, but for me, it's just missing a certain je ne sais quoi....oh wait, I know quoi, it's missing a plot.
Music: Rammstein, IAMX, Tool, Nina Simone, Perfect Circle, Rush, Mozart, Marilyn Manson, Big Rude Jake, Chet Baker, Jethro Tull, American McGee's Alice Soundtrack, Tom Waits, Bon Scott, NIN, Thelonious Monk, Radiohead, The Cult, Schubert, Boards of Canada, Rammstein (I know, but they're worth mentioning twice).
Favourite Food is puffin with frank's red hot.
My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
that little plastic thingy at the end of shoe laces
an ironclad alibi
Chanel #7 lip gloss
There are precisely 473 things I can't do without, but I'm relegated to defining the top six absolute essentials.
Giving it some thought, I may have to rescind my last sentence as there's only a very short list of guys on here in my age bracket; one of them wears diapers and the other is a cross-dresser. I think I'll just go shoot myself.
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