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50 F Ottawa, Ontario, CA

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of university
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
English (Okay), French (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
We arrived in December and London was cold
We stayed in the bars along Charing Cross road
We never saw nothin' but brass taps and oak
Kept a shine on the bar with the sleeves of our coats
You'll have to excuse me, I'm not at my best
I've been gone for a week, I've been drunk since I left
And these so-called vacations will soon be my death
I'm so sick from the drink,
I need home for a rest - Spirit of the West

the profile name....all I can tell you is that Hotpussy_4U_69 was already taken.

With sufficient thrust..... pigs fly just fine.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
helping stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy.
The first things people usually notice about me
If this is your first night, you have to fight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Clockwork Orange, Mathematics Applied to Continuum Mechanics, Catcher in the Rye, The White Hotel, Beautiful Losers, The Assassination of Abraham's God, Thus Spake Zarathustra, I, Lucifer, Quantum Mechanics Non-Relativistic Theory, Watership Down, everything from Donald Barthelme.

My favorite movies include: All things Kubrick, Funny Games U.S.,
In Bruges, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Anything from Ealing, Boondock Saints, Romeo is Bleeding, Anything from David Lynch, The Wicker Man(1973), Scotland PA, The Ninth Configuration, Being There, The Third Man, anything from Lars von Trier and Michael Haneke, Singapore Sling < (recommended but it makes Eraserhead look like Anne of Green Gables), Blood Simple (the Cohen boys can do no wrong really), The Evil Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Anything from Peter Greenaway, Any Post-Apocalyptical thing you can throw at me. I also have an indefatigable weakness for bad movies, really bad, the worst.

MST3K, Hitchcock Presents, Sopranos, Rome, Foyle's War, Columbo, The Prisoner, Puppets Who Kill, Mapp and Lucia, MST3K (I know, but it's worth mentioning twice).

Music: Rammstein, IAMX, Tool, Nina Simone, Perfect Circle, Rush, Mozart, Marilyn Manson, Big Rude Jake, Chet Baker, Jethro Tull, American McGee's Alice Soundtrack, Tom Waits, Bon Scott, NIN, Thelonious Monk, Radiohead, The Cult, Schubert, Boards of Canada, Rammstein (I know, but they're worth mentioning twice).

Favourite Food is puffin with frank's red hot.
The six things I could never do without
Wave-particle duality
My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
that little plastic thingy at the end of shoe laces
an ironclad alibi
Chanel #7 lipgloss
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1/y=5h20=3(x2y7)>4y3q6 and Clown porn
On a typical Friday night I am
Dodging my probation officer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I really, really hate using xenodocheionology as the safe word.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 45–65
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't have more than 3 pictures of your cat on your profile and don't list long walks on the beach as your favorite pastime.

Giving it some thought, I may have to rescind my last sentence as there's only a very short list of guys on here in my age bracket; one of them wears diapers and the other is a cross-dresser. I think I'll just go shoot myself.

The thing I hate: Those rare moments when you click someone’s profile and you begin to notice the side bar on the right shrinking until it becomes the size of a neutron due to the bottomless narcissism and incessant homily of all the glory that is them. If you’re laboring under the delusion that your profile needs to be the length of Wagner’s Ring Opera, you should have been stopped at the cervix.