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51 Ottawa, Ontario, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 45-65
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Somewhat), French (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Swahili (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I stood by the roadside, the soles of my running shoes
gripping the tarmac like gunmetal magnets.
Fixed on the front of her Fassbinder face was the kind of a smile that only a rather dull child could have drawn while attempting a graveyard in the moonlight
But she was impressed you could see that she thought I looked fine.
And when she turned sweeter the reason (between you and me) was she'd just seen my green Lamborghini -
Roger Waters, 4:33 AM

the profile name....all I can tell you is that Hotpussy_4U_69 was already taken.

Waiting for a match on here has been like waiting for Reservoir Dogs to come on the Women's Channel.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
helping stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If this is your first night, you have to fight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Clockwork Orange, Mathematics Applied to Continuum Mechanics, Catcher in the Rye, The White Hotel, Beautiful Losers, The Assassination of Abraham's God, Thus Spake Zarathustra, I, Lucifer, Quantum Mechanics Non-Relativistic Theory, Watership Down, everything from Donald Barthelme.

My favorite movies include: Mad Max: Fury Road, All things Kubrick, Bronson, Moon, Funny Games U.S.,In Bruges, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Anything from Ealing, Boondock Saints, Romeo is Bleeding, Anything from David Lynch, The Wicker Man(1973), Scotland PA, The Ninth Configuration, The Third Man, anything from Lars von Trier and Michael Haneke, Singapore Sling < (recommended but it makes Eraserhead look like Anne of Green Gables), Blood Simple (the Cohen boys can do no wrong really), The Evil Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Anything from Peter Greenaway, Any Post-Apocalyptical thing you can throw at me. I also have an indefatigable weakness for bad movies, really bad, the worst.

Television: MST3K, Sopranos, Rome, Foyle's War.

I am surrounded by people who are obsessed with Game of Thrones, but for me, it's just missing a certain je ne sais quoi....oh wait, I know quoi, it's missing a plot.

Music: Rammstein, IAMX, Tool, Nina Simone, Perfect Circle, Rush, Mozart, Marilyn Manson, Big Rude Jake, Chet Baker, Jethro Tull, American McGee's Alice Soundtrack, Tom Waits, Bon Scott, NIN, Thelonious Monk, Radiohead, The Cult, Schubert, Boards of Canada, Rammstein (I know, but they're worth mentioning twice).

Favourite Food is puffin with frank's red hot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Wave-particle duality
My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
that little plastic thingy at the end of shoe laces
an ironclad alibi
Chanel #7 lip gloss

There are precisely 473 things I can't do without, but I'm relegated to defining the top six absolute essentials.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
1/y=5h20=3(x2y7)>4y3q6 and Clown porn
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
being held for observation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I really, really hate using xenodocheionology as the safe word.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't have more than 3 pictures of your cat on your profile and don't list long walks on the beach as your favorite pastime.

Giving it some thought, I may have to rescind my last sentence as there's only a very short list of guys on here in my age bracket; one of them wears diapers and the other is a cross-dresser. I think I'll just go shoot myself.