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dropdeadaverage

50 F Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), French (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Mother do you think she's good enough, for me?
Mother do you think she's dangerous to me?
Mother will she tear your little boy apart?
Oooh, aaah, mother will she break my heart? - Roger Waters

the profile name....all I can tell you is that Hotpussy_4U_69 was already taken.

Waiting for a match on here has been like waiting for Reservoir Dogs to come on the Women's Channel.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
helping stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy.
The first things people usually notice about me
If this is your first night, you have to fight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Clockwork Orange, Mathematics Applied to Continuum Mechanics, Catcher in the Rye, The White Hotel, Beautiful Losers, The Assassination of Abraham's God, Thus Spake Zarathustra, I, Lucifer, Quantum Mechanics Non-Relativistic Theory, Watership Down, everything from Donald Barthelme.

My favorite movies include: All things Kubrick, Funny Games U.S.,
In Bruges, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Anything from Ealing, Boondock Saints, Romeo is Bleeding, Anything from David Lynch, The Wicker Man(1973), Scotland PA, The Ninth Configuration, Being There, The Third Man, anything from Lars von Trier and Michael Haneke, Singapore Sling < (recommended but it makes Eraserhead look like Anne of Green Gables), Blood Simple (the Cohen boys can do no wrong really), The Evil Dead, Cabin in the Woods, Anything from Peter Greenaway, Any Post-Apocalyptical thing you can throw at me. I also have an indefatigable weakness for bad movies, really bad, the worst.

Television: MST3K, Sopranos, Rome, Foyle's War.

I am surrounded by people who are obsessed with Game of Thrones, but for me, it's just missing a certain je ne sais quoi....oh wait, I know quoi, it's missing a plot.

Music: Rammstein, IAMX, Tool, Nina Simone, Perfect Circle, Rush, Mozart, Marilyn Manson, Big Rude Jake, Chet Baker, Jethro Tull, American McGee's Alice Soundtrack, Tom Waits, Bon Scott, NIN, Thelonious Monk, Radiohead, The Cult, Schubert, Boards of Canada, Rammstein (I know, but they're worth mentioning twice).

Favourite Food is puffin with frank's red hot.
The six things I could never do without
Wave-particle duality
My Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
that little plastic thingy at the end of shoe laces
an ironclad alibi
Platitudes
Chanel #7 lip gloss

There are precisely 473 things I can't do without, but I'm relegated to defining the top six absolute essentials.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1/y=5h20=3(x2y7)>4y3q6 and Clown porn
On a typical Friday night I am
being held for observation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I really, really hate using xenodocheionology as the safe word.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 45–65
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you don't have more than 3 pictures of your cat on your profile and don't list long walks on the beach as your favorite pastime.

Giving it some thought, I may have to rescind my last sentence as there's only a very short list of guys on here in my age bracket; one of them wears diapers and the other is a cross-dresser. I think I'll just go shoot myself.