I have a day job as an artist representative and I also own a Music
Production company with two of my best friends. I have been known
to Stand Up Comedy, but I will rarely refer to myself as a Stand
Up. Clearly, the arts are important to me. The one thing that is a
must in someone I date is that they have a good sense of humor. I
have been known to be crude and lewd when in pursuit of a laugh,
and I can't have someone with me who gets easily
offended/embarrassed. I try to be a good person and I feel I have
been rewarded with a pretty great life (for me). The rest, well you
gotta get to know me for that beyond this screen.
What I’m doing with my life
Music, Comedy, Work. See above ^
I’m really good at
Attempting to be funny. Making people uncomfortable. Speaking my
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been frequently told I have nice hands...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Brain Droppings by George Carlin, Picture of Dorian Gray, Of
Mice and Men, Love all the People by Bill Hicks, Being and
Nothingness, Starship Troopers
Movies: Too many to list. Think Kubrick, Wes Anderson, PT Anderson,
and the likes. Artsy shit. I also enjoy stoner comedies and horror
films. GOOD comedy
Shows: Crime shows, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy,
South Park, Simpsons, etc
Music: Almost all genres of EDM, 60s/70s Psy Rock, Alt Rock, Hip
Hop, Industrial. I prefer it all to be very loud.
Food: All of it. It truly is a benefit of the privileged to deny
The six things I could never do without
1) My families (chosen + blood)
3) Music Culture
4) People - Fun to watch, Fun to engage.
5) Stand-Up Comedy
6) Working with my hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things I think are funny. The people I love. Naked women. Burritos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out of my house
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am deathly irritated by Styrofoam. It is a vile substance
wreaking havoc on our society. Seriously, fuck that shit.
You should message me if
You like laughing. You aren't boring. You have no filter.