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28 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jun 4, 2013
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Entertainment / Media
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I have a day job as an artist representative and I also own a Music Production company with two of my best friends. I have been known to Stand Up Comedy, but I will rarely refer to myself as a Stand Up. Clearly, the arts are important to me. The one thing that is a must in someone I date is that they have a good sense of humor. I have been known to be crude and lewd when in pursuit of a laugh, and I can't have someone with me who gets easily offended/embarrassed. I try to be a good person and I feel I have been rewarded with a pretty great life (for me). The rest, well you gotta get to know me for that beyond this screen.
What I’m doing with my life
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Music, Comedy, Work. See above ^
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Attempting to be funny. Making people uncomfortable. Speaking my mind.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I've been frequently told I have nice hands...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Brain Droppings by George Carlin, Picture of Dorian Gray, Of Mice and Men, Love all the People by Bill Hicks, Being and Nothingness, Starship Troopers

Movies: Too many to list. Think Kubrick, Wes Anderson, PT Anderson, and the likes. Artsy shit. I also enjoy stoner comedies and horror films. GOOD comedy

Shows: Crime shows, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, South Park, Simpsons, etc

Music: Almost all genres of EDM, 60s/70s Psy Rock, Alt Rock, Hip Hop, Industrial. I prefer it all to be very loud.

Food: All of it. It truly is a benefit of the privileged to deny food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My families (chosen + blood)
2) Sex
3) Music Culture
4) People - Fun to watch, Fun to engage.
5) Stand-Up Comedy
6) Working with my hands
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I think are funny. The people I love. Naked women. Burritos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out of my house
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am deathly irritated by Styrofoam. It is a vile substance wreaking havoc on our society. Seriously, fuck that shit.
You should message me if
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You like laughing. You aren't boring. You have no filter.