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24 Garland, TX Man


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  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
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Last online
Sep 21, 2014
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6' 1" (1.86m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm really bad at these kinds of things, so here goes nothing.

Hey there, I'm Marshall. I say fuck a lot. I'm 22 years old, and I now live in Garland again after moving around for many years. I've played guitar for 9 years, and before that I played violin for 6. Other hobbies include playing a lot of video games, board games, and tabletop games/rpgs. I smoke the ganja and I do so frequently. I really enjoy looking at stuff on the internet for hours and hours and hours; I have a tumblr, same username as on this site.

note: yeah, I don't have a car of my own. Me and my brother share one right now until I get my license and my own vehicle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
you know I'm not really sure at this point. I'm just trying to have a good time and enjoy life before it's too late, before I'm trapped into a boring life.

As for more concrete information, I'm working at Olive Garden in Garland currently and it's going pretty well (for being one of the shittiest jobs ever). I've been working there for a year and I'm serving tables now, and working towards becoming a certified trainer as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
guitar, some video games, making bad jokes, singing along loudly (out of tune), quoting gangster rap songs, rolling the fattest blunt you've ever seen
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely my green eyes or that I'm a big/tall dude.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read books as much as I should, but some of my favorites are Ender's Game, The Fountainhead, and Harry Potter.

There's not a lot of movies I don't enjoy, I love comedy, I love horror, I love science fiction. Some of my favorites are Billy Madison, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, Get Him to the Greek, 21 Jump Street, This is the End, Alien, Halloween, and Prometheus.

I don't watch a lot of tv, but Breaking Bad is probably my favorite show. Other shows I'm into are Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, House of Cards, Orange is the New Black, Hoarders, and The Walking Dead. And fucking Trailer Park Boys...if you don't think that shit is the funniest shit you've seen, then you need to get out my damn face lol.

Music is a wonderful thing. If you ask what my favorite band is I probably couldn't give you an answer. I like a lot of different styles and genres, but I'm certainly not one of those "I listen to everything" kind of people. (trust me, the list of music I dislike is almost as long as the list of music I like) Some of my favorite bands/artists are: Blink 182, Tool, The Smashing Pumpkins, Ulcerate, Baroness, Bongzilla, Incantation, Death, Emperor, Skeletonwitch, Daft Punk, Dr. Dre, Devin the Dude, Z-ro, Wu Tang, Biggie, Damian Marley, Om, Sleep.

I love food, and I love cooking too. My favorite cuisine is for sure Mexican. But really, there's not much you could feed me that I would dislike, I'm a pretty open person when it comes to new and different food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
marijuana, a lighter, music, Sriracha, friends, and oxygen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
profound questions, how I'm going to deal with life, music, where the weed at, man I wish I could smoke a blunt right now
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm either playing video games, getting stoned, or chilling with my bros. Sometimes all three.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Smoke weed!
You should message me if
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you think I'm cute, you think I'm somewhat interesting from what you've read here, you wanna meet up and blow some green, or if you just fucking feel like it.