Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To be honest they don’t really give out many doctorates in
sculpture but “MasterProfessor” sounded a bit dicey
I’m an artist working in higher education looking for casual dating
and possibly more.
My daily life is structured around my College teaching career and
my art. It isn’t uncommon for me to queue up a list of movies and
work late into the night in preparation for an upcoming exhibition.
I can be a bit of a hermit at times and I’d love to meet someone
with the same focus and love for their own career/hobbies.
I travel a lot and although flying is fine, I really enjoy driving
across the country. In the last 2 years I’ve driven to NYC 5 times
on art related trips and stopping at South of The Border in SC is a
must whenever possible. No one can have too many switchblade
I own a 50’s Florida home that I adore and I’ve built furniture to
compliment both its style and my love for modern design. I’m not
necessarily looking for someone to share my aesthetics but it’s
important to me that you do have a sense of style and a
creative/arts oriented woman would be preferable.
I was raised on a farm, but wasn’t born in a barn. I have affection
for the great outdoors but Florida’s heat has left me a little
cold; I’d rather be camping in the woods than kayaking in the bay.
I don't consider myself an athletic person, but I do run at least 5
to 6 times a week and I've recently started to bike to work and
nights out for dinner and the occasional drink.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working the J.O.B.
Prepping for the next exhibition
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Long distance driving
Singing in the shower
Not reading directions
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The more unique the better and it doesn’t hurt my feelings when I
fight with friends over who has a better restaurant choice.
When it comes to food I’m not one for chain restaurants and I’d
rather have a memorable disappointment than walk in to foreseeable
banality. That said, I do have a habit of becoming a regular at
favorite restaurants and I take a small secret pleasure in servers
scolding me for ordering the “usual”
I’m not a huge carnivore but weekend nights out can run the gamut
from a secret fishing pier gem for the daily catch to a ridiculous
night at the linger lodge followed shortly by a trip to the Desoto
Super Speedway for cheap beers and figure 8 school bus races.
Air Guitar: Essays on Art and Democracy, The Dark Tower, The Baron
in the Trees, A Song of Ice and Fire, Invisible Cities, Einstein’s
Dreams, the short stories of H.P. Lovecraft
The Royal Tenenbaums, The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, Cool Hand
Luke, Project Grizzly, An American Werewolf in London, Brick, There
Will be Blood, Kung Fu Hustle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Like MacGyver, I think I could make do with whatever’s lying around
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
While I wouldn’t begrudge being called adversarial this site has me
thinking about all of my newfound enemies I’ve never met.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a few beers with friends
Making the crazy art
Rearranging the music collection biographically
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a brand loyalist but I can be strangely picky. When I found
out my favorite shoe company was calling it quits I ordered 10
pairs of the exact same shoe; nine pairs are still boxed up in the
Being a little more honest and open:
I experienced my formative years through the lens of living with my
Amish great-grandparents; and, although I’m now a rather staunchly
wired and grounded secular humanist, I often think of my early life
of disconnection with a strange nostalgia and wonderment.
You should message me if
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You know the difference between Voltaire and Voltron, but you love
You know how to work a laser cutter and you want help on a DIY
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