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30 M London, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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Hey. You. Yeah, you., not you sorry. You. The other girl.
Yeah, you. That's right. Sorry, could you move out the way? I'm trying to talk to the girl behind you. Ah, yes. There you are. What brings you to this dusty little corner of the world-wide-web? Welcome, whoever you may be. You know the smell of an old book you find at the back of the shelf in Oxfam? That's me all over. You like music? I play guitar and drums and I sing too. You want me to serenade you, yes? I've already written our song. It's called Girl On the Platform, Smile. Oh yes. I WROTE that. You're impressed. I can feel you reading this and thinking oooooh that's a good song. I'd love some averagely tall red-head to scream that at me over some train tracks. Well, it's on. You got it. Moderate income? Sure, I have that, but I don't like to brag. Own bedroom? Tsch- I got my own bed too. And my own desk. No big deal. And I've travelled, boy have I travelled. Travel again? Well, with the right girl, why not? I lived in Paris for a year. I can ask for two baguettes in French (Je voudrais deux baguettes). That's one for me and one for you. You take a ride on the Dave Train and you get a baguette to yourself. That's the sweetness I'm pedalling. So, what are you waiting for? Let's get this show on the road.

I sometimes read out things I've written, although I am honestly in no way pretentious... It's more that I like to stand up in front of people.

For 2 years I appeared as one half-of a stand-up double act. We were called G=MC Squared. We had aspirations to perform at Edinburgh's Fringe Festival, but we never got round to it.

I've recently started swing dance lessons.

I play guitar and yell in this band:

Now we are called Armageddon in Retrospect. It's my mate Leigh and I instrument-swapping and boy is it loud.

I also play drums, write and "sing" in a skiffle pop geek rock five-piece called Sun Tete Shoe le Card.

I've recently had my second novel published. It's called ACHE and is on Amazon.

I run a few miles every other day (I have this awesome Zombies, Run app that I'm addicted to. Who doesn't love getting "chased by zombies"!?) and also really enjoy setting off in a random direction just walking around London, taking it all in.

I live in Harringay in an amazing house with a wicked garden.

Parties prevail.

For the month of October I'm travelling the length and breadth of Eastern Europe to learn how to play Balkanese folk music and to drink myself clean for my thirtieth birthday.

I very much like funny girls/talented girls/outgoing girls/geeky girls.

If you think we'd get on, do send me a message. Or you could just like you know read the message I send you, check out my profile then completely not message me back. It's your prerogative as Lady of OKCupid Manor.

Thanks for clickin'.
What I’m doing with my life
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In Paris I travelled to different companies to help their employees out with their English language skillz (with which they could then pay the billz.) . Now I'm a glorified tour guide living in Harringey, Oh, the shame.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Morrissey impressions, talking, lame lame jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably how enthusiastic I am about almost anything. My nickname at Uni was Enthusiastic Dave. My curly hair. Also, Very Loud Laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love all kinds of music and going to gigs. My favourite bands are probably The Fall, Neutral Milk Hotel, Brand New, Elliot Smith, Deftones (incredible and underrated!!) =W=, Beirut,Radiohead, The Smiths, Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I Die, The Cinematic Orchestra, Reuben, Glassjaw, early Foo Fighters, ...Trail of Dead, Elliott Smith, Bon Iver, James Blake (the new album is incredible), The Misfits, Dead Kennedys... My favourite films are Anchorman and There Will Be Blood. I read all kinds of books and have a wide taste, but a few of my favourites are Rules of Attraction by B.E.Ellis and Post Office by Bukowski. Also, every word Kurt Vonnegut not only wrote but also thought about AT ANY POINT.

My favourite kind of food is Indian and, of course, cheese.

I like red wine and beer and cocktails and such.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar, magic marker, Word, CDs, rum, stereo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to sell my many wares.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, having a good time, checking my okcupid profile in the toilets again and again and again and again (literally every 45 seconds.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting.
You should message me if
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You like to have a laugh and would like to go for a drink with a nice, friendly guy.