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  • Ages 24-31
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My details

Last online
Nov 22
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
My self-summary
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Don't be shy - don't just 'like' - say hello!

I'm just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to click on his face.


Hello, ladies. I'm Dave.

I'm lead vocalist for a hardcore band called MASSACRES. I'm not scary though, honest! I'm very nice and laid back, really. I also play drums, write and "sing" in a skiffle pop geek rock five-piece called Sun Tete Shoe le Card. Don't ask me why we're called's quite embarrassing.

I sometimes read aloud things I've written, although I am honestly in no way pretentious... It's more that I like to stand up in front of people. For 2 years I appeared as one half-of a stand-up double act. We were called G=MC Squared. We had aspirations to perform at Edinburgh's Fringe Festival, but we never got round to it.
I had my second novel published in April 2014. It's called ACHE and is available on Amazon in both paperback and digital ink. It's tanking so far. I'm writing my third at the moment. It's called FUGUE STATE.

I get easily distr-

I run a few miles every other day. I box. I play tennis really really badly. I also really enjoy setting off in a random direction just walking around London, taking it all in.

For the month of October 2014 I travelled the length and breadth of Eastern Europe to learn how to play Balkanese folk music and drink myself clean for my thirtieth birthday.

Budapest was Buda-best.

I very much like funny girls/talented girls/outgoing girls/geeky girls. If you own a band t-shirt, play an instrument, have tattoos and/or piercings and/or a nice smile, laugh all the time and are just straight-up lovely, I'm yours.

The most romantic texts I currently get are from Domino's Pizza, so let's put an end to that together. If you think we'd get on, do send me a message. Or you could just, like, you know, read the message I send you, check out my profile then completely not message me back. It's your prerogative as Lady of OKCupid Manor.

Thanks for clickin'. Our love project has so much potential.
What I’m doing with my life
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In Paris I travelled to different companies to help their employees out with their English language skillz (with which they could then pay the billz.) . Now I'm a glorified tour guide and a starving writer living in Hackney. Oh, the shame.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Morrissey impressions, talking, lame lame jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably how enthusiastic I am about almost anything. My nickname at Uni was Enthusiastic Dave. My curly hair. It's particularly virile at the moment.

New addition - ginger beard.

Also, Very Loud Laugh. I can't stress that enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I listen to hours and hours of 6 Music per week. They channel my brain and broadcast it to the nation, it seems!

I love all kinds of music and going to gigs. My favourite bands are probably Hooded Fang, The Chariot, Basement, Pavement, Pissed Jeans, Refused, Reuben, The Fall, Neutral Milk Hotel, Brand New, Elliot Smith, Deftones (incredible and underrated!!) =W=, Beirut,Radiohead, The Smiths, Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I Die, The Cinematic Orchestra, yourcodenameis:milo, Menace Beach, Glassjaw, early Foo Fighters, ...Trail of Dead, Elliott Smith, Bon Iver, James Blake, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, on and on and on it goes...

My favourite films are Anchorman and There Will Be Blood, I suppose.

I read all kinds of books and have a wide taste, but a few of my favourites are Rules of Attraction by B.E.Ellis and Post Office by Bukowski. Also, every word Kurt Vonnegut not only wrote but also thought about AT ANY POINT.

My favourite kind of food is Indian and, of course, cheese.

I like red wine and beer and cocktails and such.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar, magic marker, Word, CDs, rum, stereo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how awesome it would be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, having a good time, checking my okcupid profile in the toilets again and again and again and again (literally every 45 seconds.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I had a time machine I'd go back in time to see LCD Soundsystem's last ever show and THEN kill Hitler.
You should message me if
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You like to have a laugh and would like to go for a drink with a nice, friendly guy.