Hey. You. Yeah, you. No...no, not you sorry. You. The other girl.
Yeah, you. That's right. Sorry, could you move out the way? I'm
trying to talk to the girl behind you. Ah, yes. There you are. What
brings you to this dusty little corner of the world-wide-web?
Welcome, whoever you may be. You know the smell of an old book you
find at the back of the shelf in Oxfam? That's me all over. You
like music? I play guitar and drums and I sing too. You want me to
serenade you, yes? I've already written our song. It's called Girl
On the Platform, Smile. Oh yes. I WROTE that. You're impressed. I
can feel you reading this and thinking oooooh that's a good song.
I'd love some averagely tall red-headed English teacher to scream
that at me over some train tracks. Well, it's on. You got it.
Moderate income? Sure, I have that, but I don't like to brag. Own
bedroom? Tsch- I got my own bed too. And my own desk. No big deal.
And I've travelled, boy have I travelled. Travel again? Well, with
the right girl, why not? I lived in Paris for a year. I can ask for
two baguettes in French (Je voudrais deux baguettes). That's one
for me and one for you. You take a ride on the Dave Train and you
get a baguette to yourself. That's the sweetness I'm pedalling. So,
what are you waiting for? Let's get this show on the road.
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I sometimes read out things I've written at the Poetry Cafe open
mic in Covent Garden, although I am honestly in no way pretentious!
It's more that I like to stand up in front of people, I suppose,
hence my job as a language teacher.
I teach English.
I've recently started swing dance lessons.
I play guitar and yell in this band:
I also play drums, write and "sing" in a skiffle pop geek rock
I've had a novel published and the second is on its way, coming out
May 2014! It's called ACHE.
I run a few miles every other day (I have this awesome Zombies, Run
app that I'm addicted to. Who doesn't love getting "chased by
zombies"!?) and also really enjoy setting off in a random direction
just walking around London, taking it all in. I live in the centre
of Camden, which is great and hellish simultaneously!
I very much like funny girls/talented girls/outgoing girls/geeky
If you think we'd get on, do send me a message. Or you could just
like you know read the message I send you, check out my profile
then completely not message me back. It's your prerogative as Lady
of OKCupid Manor.
Thanks for clickin'!