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I'm just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to click
on his face.
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I sometimes read aloud things I've written, although I am honestly
in no way pretentious... It's more that I like to stand up in front
of people. For 2 years I appeared as one half-of a stand-up double
act. We were called G=MC Squared. We had aspirations to perform at
Edinburgh's Fringe Festival, but we never got round to it. As of
New Years Day, we've decided to get this back on track and are
currently writing a new set.
I'm lead vocalist for a hardcore band called MASSACRES. I also play
drums, write and "sing" in a skiffle pop geek rock five-piece
called Sun Tete Shoe le Card. Don't ask me why we're called
that...it's quite embarrassing.
I had my second novel published in April 2014. It's called ACHE and
is available on Amazon in both paperback and digital ink. It's
tanking so far. I'm writing my third at the moment. It's called
I get easily distr-
I run a few miles every other day. I play tennis really really
badly. I also really enjoy setting off in a random direction just
walking around London, taking it all in.
For the month of October 2014 I travelled the length and breadth of
Eastern Europe to learn how to play Balkanese folk music and drink
myself clean for my thirtieth birthday.
Budapest was Buda-best.
I very much like funny girls/talented girls/outgoing girls/geeky
girls. If you own a band t-shirt, play an instrument, have tattoos
and/or piercings and/or a nice smile, laugh all the time and are
just straight-up lovely, I'm yours.
The most romantic texts I currently get are from Domino's Pizza, so
let's put an end to that together. If you think we'd get on, do
send me a message. Or you could just, like, you know, read the
message I send you, check out my profile then completely not
message me back. It's your prerogative as Lady of OKCupid
Thanks for clickin'.
What I’m doing with my life
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In Paris I travelled to different companies to help their employees
out with their English language skillz (with which they could then
pay the billz.) . Now I'm a glorified tour guide and a starving
writer living in Hackney. Oh, the shame.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Morrissey impressions, talking, lame lame jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably how enthusiastic I am about almost anything. My nickname
at Uni was Enthusiastic Dave. My curly hair. It's particularly
virile at the moment.
Also, Very Loud Laugh. I can't stress that enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I listen to hours and hours of 6 Music per week. They channel my
brain and broadcast it to the nation, it seems!
I love all kinds of music and going to gigs. My favourite bands are
probably Hooded Fang, Reuben, The Fall, Neutral Milk Hotel, Brand
New, Elliot Smith, Deftones (incredible and underrated!!) =W=,
Beirut,Radiohead, The Smiths, Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I
Die, The Cinematic Orchestra, yourcodenameis:milo, Menace Beach,
Glassjaw, early Foo Fighters, ...Trail of Dead, Elliott Smith, Bon
Iver, James Blake, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, on and on and on it
My favourite films are Anchorman and There Will Be Blood, I
I read all kinds of books and have a wide taste, but a few of my
favourites are Rules of Attraction by B.E.Ellis and Post Office by
Bukowski. Also, every word Kurt Vonnegut not only wrote but also
thought about AT ANY POINT.
My favourite kind of food is Indian and, of course, cheese.
I like red wine and beer and cocktails and such.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar, magic marker, Word, CDs, rum, stereo.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out and about, having a good time, checking my okcupid profile in
the toilets again and again and again and again (literally every 45
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I had a time machine I'd go back in time to see LCD
Soundsystem's last ever show and THEN kill Hitler.
You should message me if
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You like to have a laugh and would like to go for a drink with a
nice, friendly guy.
I AM NOT MENTAL
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