I'm just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to click on his face.
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Hello, ladies. I'm Dave.
I'm lead vocalist for a hardcore band called MASSACRES. I'm not scary though, honest! I'm very nice and laid back, really. I also play drums, write and "sing" in a skiffle pop geek rock five-piece called Sun Tete Shoe le Card. Don't ask me why we're called that...it's quite embarrassing.
I sometimes read aloud things I've written, although I am honestly in no way pretentious... It's more that I like to stand up in front of people. For 2 years I appeared as one half-of a stand-up double act. We were called G=MC Squared. We had aspirations to perform at Edinburgh's Fringe Festival, but we never got round to it.
I had my second novel published in April 2014. It's called ACHE and is available on Amazon in both paperback and digital ink. It's tanking so far. I'm writing my third at the moment. It's called FUGUE STATE.
I get easily distr-
I run a few miles every other day. I box. I play tennis really really badly. I also really enjoy setting off in a random direction just walking around London, taking it all in.
For the month of October 2014 I travelled the length and breadth of Eastern Europe to learn how to play Balkanese folk music and drink myself clean for my thirtieth birthday.
Budapest was Buda-best.
I very much like funny girls/talented girls/outgoing girls/geeky girls. If you own a band t-shirt, play an instrument, have tattoos and/or piercings and/or a nice smile, laugh all the time and are just straight-up lovely, I'm yours.
The most romantic texts I currently get are from Domino's Pizza, so let's put an end to that together. If you think we'd get on, do send me a message. Or you could just, like, you know, read the message I send you, check out my profile then completely not message me back. It's your prerogative as Lady of OKCupid Manor.
Thanks for clickin'. Our love project has so much potential.