Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Take a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does
not exist. I am a manager at a non-profit thrift store. Also I'm a
world famous cryptozoologist. I like to go running and ride my
bike. I bake lots of cookies and cakes.
I grew up on a farm in upstate New York, But I prefer to live in
the city, mostly because I don't like to drive. I spent my summers
putting in hay and my winters putting in wood, so when I wear a
flannel I'm keepin' it real, not like these other posers in the
As previously stated I work in a thrift store, so I have tons of
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
trying to kill Aquaman (laughs maniacally, a laugh that is
bone-chillingly evil, yet somehow delightfully infectious)
and trying to make my bike glow in the dark
Making camp-fires in my backyard
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Baking things involving peanut butter
and chocolate. OH
and sometimes bananas. I make great iced-cream too, and french
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorite books: "The Sound and the Fury", "A Brief History of
Time", "Lolita", "Cosmicomics", and "The Road". For non-fiction I
enjoy reading science and political stuff. My favorite books on
tape include the David Sedaris box set, John Hodgman's "the Areas
of my Expertise" (I really appreciate John Hodgman in all mediums),
Philip K. Dick' "A Scanner Darkly" and "I am America and so can
You". I also read comics. I keep up with X-men and the Walking Dead
and right now I'm really into Saga
Movies: Terry Gilliam, Wes Anderson, The Coen Brothers, The
Sanitarium Under the Sign of the Hourglass (that's my pretentious
film school pick), ghostbusters (the first one, that sequel was
bullshit). I'll watch almost any sci-fi movie (I blame that on my
father, he raised me on it). Anything with a Rifftrax.
Music: I like a variety of music and enjoy giving different genres
a chance. David Bowie, Talking Heads, Pixies and Neil Young are
perennial favorites. Currently I'm stuck in the 70's listening to a
lot of glam like T. Rex and Bowie. Plus really cheesy stuff like
meatloaf (again my father is to blame here, I was the only second
grader who knew all the lyrics to "Bat Out of Hell"). I like to be
open-minded when it comes to music.
Food: Anything with chocolate and peanut butter, OJ, Bananas, dosas
from Vik's and anything I make myself. I can make a mean pot pie
Television: Futurama!!!, Cosmos (Carl Sagan is hypnotic) Arrested
Development, The Wire, GOT, lost. I also enjoy NOVA and BBC
Horizon. I think Louie is genius, so surreal and dark. I like the
Daily show and Colbert Report, but I think John Oliver is currently
doing the Daily Show better than the original.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Iphone
2. My house in the Hamptons
3. My Ron and Nancy Reagan puppets from the 80's satirical show
4. My baseball team comprised entirely of hamsters
5. My nuclear stockpile (hey, the second amendment says I can have
it. What if India tries to break in my house. I'd need to defend my
6. My Large Hadron Collider
Wait a second! I just realized I have none of those things. My God,
I have nothing to live for! NOTHING!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
is it fri-
What day is it?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear little pieces of tape on my nipples when i run
You should message me if
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You want to roast marshmallows on my backyard fire-pit.
I appreciate a woman who is willing to make the first move.
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