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drtobiasfunke9

40 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:38am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
Then I put him back,
but he's singing a little
in there, I haven't quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
weep, do
you?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Throwing it all away, hanging with that bad crowd.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Self deprecation. Back handed compliments. Imagining the dialogue of animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My rapier wit. This odd thing with my knees.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section plays right into one of my worst habits: Judging people by the movies, music, and books that they like, as if I'm a character from High Fidelity. I will try to not make too much out of certain key words in your profile. That being said, I wish OKC had a way to filter out any profile that has "14er", "lol", or "Dave Mathews Band".

Along the same lines, I sometimes become too enamored by certain key words. For example, if your profile says that you like Mr. Show, it becomes mental cleavage. You'll be telling me a story and I keep thinking "She likes Mr. Show!", and then you say, "Eyes up here."

Movies, music, books: I go to Sundance most years, so whatever stereotype you have in mind is probably true. This includes documentaries.

I like most genres of indie music, preferably live. If you aren't going to UMS, you should reconsider.

When I was taking the light rail to work, I was reading 2 or 3 books a month. That's changed with my new job, but I want to start up again. I'm big on book recommendations and borrowing.

Oh, and I like to try different restaurants around town.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The seven deadly sins, except for sloth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
About how much I regret my screen name. I could go the rest of my life without somebody asking if I blue myself, and be perfectly happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink a nice tempranillo. Looks like we're almost out of wine.

And then dinner and some live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't drive a stick shift.
You should message me if
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Is "message" a verb?