drtobiasfunke9
41 Denver, CO
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My self-summary
There's a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out
at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep.
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be
sad.
Then I put him back,
but he's singing a little
in there, I haven't quite let him
die
and we sleep together like
that
with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to
make a man
weep, but I don't
weep, do
you?
What I’m doing with my life
Throwing it all away, hanging with that bad crowd.
I’m really good at
Self deprecation. Back handed compliments. Imagining the dialogue of animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
My rapier wit. This odd thing with my knees.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This section plays right into one of my worst habits: Judging people by the movies, music, and books that they like, as if I'm a character from High Fidelity. I will try to not make too much out of certain key words in your profile. That being said, I wish OKC had a way to filter out any profile that has "14er", "lol", or "Dave Mathews Band".

Along the same lines, I sometimes become too enamored by certain key words. For example, if your profile says that you like Mr. Show, it becomes mental cleavage. You'll be telling me a story and I keep thinking "She likes Mr. Show!", and then you say, "Eyes up here."

Movies, music, books: I go to Sundance most years, so whatever stereotype you have in mind is probably true. This includes documentaries.

I like most genres of indie music, preferably live. If you aren't going to UMS, you should reconsider.

When I was taking the light rail to work, I was reading 2 or 3 books a month. That's changed with my new job, but I want to start up again. I'm big on book recommendations and borrowing.

Oh, and I like to try different restaurants around town.
The six things I could never do without
The seven deadly sins, except for sloth.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
About how much I regret my screen name. I could go the rest of my life without somebody asking if I blue myself, and be perfectly happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
I only came here to do two things, kick some ass and drink a nice tempranillo. Looks like we're almost out of wine.

And then dinner and some live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't drive a stick shift.
You should message me if
Is "message" a verb?
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