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35 Atlanta, GA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Dec 6, 2013
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), LISP (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Always herpin', often derpin'. I like playing Scrabble.
What I’m doing with my life
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[insert geocities-style 'under construction' animated .GIF]
I’m really good at
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The thing I'm absolute best at is coming up with names for hypothetical animal sports movies and skeletal plots for them. I have a list of 300+. (Examples: Slam Duck, Footbull, Billiards Goats Gruff, Boar de France.)

Also, I am good at overusing spreadsheets.

And wedding toasts, cooking and making cocktails.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first things someone would notice about me are my irrepressible bear-like masculinity and rakish good looks, obviously! The second thing would be the sarcasm. Third thing is probably the spastic nervousness, tied with blue eyes that conceal deep inner turmoil. (Or maybe just eye juices.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read much, but I love most movies, a lot of tv, pop music and literally all food.
The six things I could never do without
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1- my elderly, idiotic bassett hound (gertrude, @gorty on Twitter)
2- sodium chloride
3- the beautiful, unbearable romantic desperation of Huey Lewis
4- my family and close friends who put up with me
5- internets, especially Twitter and photos of dogs
6- snarky self-deprecation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things I have been thinking about lately: Huey Lewis & the News, funny things I missed the opportunity to say, getting all my various old man health ailments straightened out, and charcuterie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once played Smiths songs over the phone to a girl who had rejected me, while crying. She did not fall in love with me.
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