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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey! I'm Dave...

...And I think about things that you may not have considered. For example, is an orange named after the colour or is the colour named after the fruit?

What if Pinocchio said "my nose will now grow"? If you watch an apple store get robbed are you an iWitness? When two left handers have an argument, who is right?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm also currently working on becoming a fish (swimming) and making my limbs stretchy so I can grab things from a distance (yoga) - it's a great idea for brew making!

I like playing wooden instruments, eating swiss cheese, watching the raccoons and gazing at stratus clouds. I also like big butts - and I cannot lie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Do you love to be serenaded? I'll play you any song you like on my lute because I have the voice of an angel and the skills of Jimmy Hendrix.

Need your mind read? Well, I am a psychic so you are in luck. I bet I could tell you anything about yourself that's written on your profile.

Do you want to feel like you can beat a man at games? Well, I might let you beat me at pool - I draw the line at Mario Kart though.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They don't see me a ninja.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music wise...I like 90s and early 2000s rock music and I play guitar like the ghost of Hendrix.

There are too many books and films in my life to list, but if I could compare myself to a character, it would be a mixture between Boxer and Snowball from Animal Farm...I may explain this to you sometime.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Outdoors, friends and family, exercise, books, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the hell did Hannibal get all those elephants over the Alps?! I've been to the Alps, and it's way too slippery and uneven for that! Lies!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wrestling crocodiles, rescuing maidens - that kind of thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a child, Egon from the Ghostbusters was my role model.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for someone who will give me a silly nickname, dances like an idiot in front of me and keeps pulling me into the bedroom until it annoys me.

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