Hey! I'm Dave... I've lived in Manchester for about 5 years, I love music and I'm a content and communications specialist. I also think about things that you may not have considered...
For example, is an orange named after the colour or is the colour named after the fruit?
What if Pinocchio said "my nose will now grow"? If you watch an apple store get robbed are you an iWitness? When two left handers have an argument, who is right?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm also currently working on becoming a fish (swimming) and making my limbs stretchy so I can grab things from a distance (yoga) - it's a great idea for brew making!
I like playing wooden instruments, eating swiss cheese, and gazing at stratus clouds.
I’m really good at
Do you love to be serenaded? I'll play you any song you like on my
lute because I have the voice of an angel and the skills of Jimmy
Need your mind read? Well, I am a psychic so you are in luck. I bet
I could tell you anything about yourself that's written on your
Do you want to feel like you can beat a man at games? Well, I might
let you beat me at pool - I draw the line at Mario Kart though.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music wise...I like 90s and early 2000s rock music and I play guitar like the ghost of Hendrix.
There are too many books and films in my life to list, but if I could compare myself to a character, it would be a mixture between Boxer and Snowball from Animal Farm...
The six things I could never do without
Outdoors, friends and family, exercise, books, music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the hell did Hannibal get all those elephants over the Alps?!
I've been to the Alps, and it's way too slippery and uneven for
On a typical Friday night I am
Wrestling crocodiles, rescuing maidens - that kind of thing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a child, Egon from the Ghostbusters was my role model.
You should message me if
I'm looking for someone who will give me a silly nickname, dances
like an idiot in front of me and keeps pulling me into the bedroom
until it annoys me.
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