I am perpetually, editing, and revising..
My Self-Summary
Half-Swedish/Half-Norwegian. Originally from Minneapolis, MN. Left
to escape (1) the cold, (2) Scandinavian food and (3) scenesterism
(punk/rave/(insert subculture here)). Survived two years in
the...scenic part of the midwest (aka Indiana) whilst finishing a
M.S. at Purdue, before moving to Houston (to work at Johnson Space
Center), then L.A. (to work at JPL), then Houston again (Rice).
Repeat x3.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently attempting to add "Ph.D." to my name at Rice Univ.
during the school year (in electrical engineering), and
working/surfing in L.A. in the summer. I spend my free time
standing on various moving boards (mostly skateboarding, and
snowboarding when I'm near the mountains, and surfing when in L.A.
or when the waves in Houston are respectable), running (planning to
run the Austin marathon this year, up to ~14 miles so far) and
(regularly) imbibing beverages of the caffeinated variety during
the day (see:
Antidote,
Catalina,
Waldo's or the
pavilion at Rice), and (occasionally)
the Belgian variety at night (see
Poison girl,
Petrol station).
I’m really good at
Making computers obey. Avoiding writing papers. Losing my keys.
Detecting absurdity.
Sarcasm,
Shenanigans.
Strategies. Being stealthy.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm
being
stealthy, I usually go unnoticed (if I do it right).
(I think that's what I'll go with for this question, because
anything else sounds egocentric, which is a rather strange quality
to advertise).
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Book-age: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Diary of a Drug Fiend,
Dermaphoria, Angel Dust Apocalypse, Naked Pictures of Famous
People, When You Are Engulfed in Flames, Mother Night, Snow Crash,
A People's History of the United States...and a vast array of
textbooks about artificial intelligence/machine learning/signal
processing.
Author-age: Hunter S. Thompson, Welsh, Sedaris, Neal Stephenson,
Kerouac, Philip K. Dick, Lovecraft, William Gibson, Vonnegut, Craig
Clevenger, Douglas Adams, Richard Dawkins, Bukowski, Hemingway,
Howard Zinn, Chomsky
Movie-age: Blade Runner, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Factotum,
The Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, The Royal Tenenbaums, The 9th
Gate, 30 Days of Night, Memento, The Vengeance Trilogy,
Trainspotting, The Shining, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind
Music-age: Dillinger Four, The Appleseed Cast, Explosions in the
Sky, The Gaslight Anthem, This Will Destroy You, Planes Mistaken
for Stars, A Global Threat, Mono, The Murder City Devils, Sparta,
Of Sinking Ships, Misery Signals, The Hope Conspiracy, Bad
Religion, Engine Down, Glös, Sigur Ros, The Editors, Hell is for
Heroes, Proem, Aphex Twin, m83, Heiko Laux, Cari Lekebusch, Aesop
Rock, Autechre, Squarepusher, Tube, Sage Francis
Food-age: Sushi in most forms, Late-night Tex-Mex, Pastafarianism
(both the religion and the cuisine), and damn near anything you can
buy at Trader Joe's (chilispicedpineapplesomg). I also like to read
about the ingredients in Bimbo's cakes and Jamaican soda, but not
to actually consume them.
The six things I could never do without
Moving boards to stand on in various circumstances.
Iced coffee. The
Ocean (preferably the Pacific).
Numbers (the concept, not the venue).
Absurdity.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about how to make things think (no,
really, I do).
I spend an equal amount of time trying to figure out why things
that already can think often don't do so particularly well (see:
politics).
As a consequence of thinking about US politics occasionally, I
often ponder moving to another part of the world. France was kinda
great. London was also great, but I don't know if I could cope with
the weather.
I also think about why I haven't finished school and moved back to
California yet.
On a typical Friday night I am
In Houston: drinking iced coffee/tea at Antidote,
skateboarding, wandering
around Montrose, looking at the Gulf surf reports whilst wearing a
sad face.
In L.A.: wandering around Silver Lake/Echo Park/Hollywood, driving
to Orange County/sleeping so I can get up early to go
surfing.
Anywhere: damaging my hearing, watching film-age, or working on
research.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My favorite color is clear.
You should message me if
If you want to argue about whether or not clear is a color. Or if
you've read this far and haven't come to the conclusion that I'm
too weird to interact with. ; )
I like people that don't take themselves too seriously. If you're
too cool to laugh at cartoons, then we probably won't get along
particularly well.
On the other hand, if all you're doing with your life is sitting
around and watching cartoons, that's not all that great
either.
Important: Religious zealots and neocons need not apply.