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Nerdus_Maximus

38 Oakland, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:45am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerdy guy that likes to play games, see good AND bad movies, catch a comedy show and go to concerts. I also like to try new experiences when possible and generally have a good time. I've been out of the market for a long time, so be gentle please. I've lived most of my life in southern california but moved up to the bay area in 2013 and have been enjoying it! I've also recently started going to the gym and am working out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for a startup in the city and cataloging the panoply of craptastic B-grade and worse cinema.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddling
Movie Quotes
Weird shit from the Internet
Making tech work
Making you laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I swear a fair amount.
I exert a force proportional to my mass.
I sometimes wear silly headwear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Game of Thrones, Anything by Daniel Suarez, Anything by Neal Stephenson, The Illuminatus Trilogy, "Godel, Escher, Bach", Red Storm Rising, The Hitchhikers Guide "trilogy", anything by Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, or Peter F. Hamilton.

Movies: Interstellar, Fury, Guardians of the Galaxy, Contact, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Van Wilder, Wargames, The Forbidden Zone, Delicatessen, Beerfest, Real Genius, Grandmas Boy, Tron Legacy, The Fighter

Music: Dolphinstep, Drum n' Bass, Just about anything from DJ Tatana, DJ Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, Johnny Cash, Oingo Boingo, Metallica, Megadeath, Sting, Iron Maiden, 2 Cellos, Zedd's Dead, etc. In the car the radio is usually on NPR or its playing something from my Spotify.

Shows: Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Sons of Anarchy, Archer, 30 Rock, Castle, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, House, Robot Chicken, The Big Bang Theory, Top Gear (not the american version), Doctor Who (new & old), Babylon 5, The Daily Show, Firefly, Fringe, Mad Men.

Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Tenchi Muyo, Ghost in the Shell, Dirty Pair, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ranma 1/2, Robotech, Patlabor, Macross Plus, Gundam Wing, Akira, and more.

Food: Sushi, Thai, Japanese Curry, Italian, and Indian and many more. Plus just about anything to do with bacon or macaroni & cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cuddling
A good book
Bacon
Friends
Doctor Who
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The statistical likelihood that I will ever get a real response on OKC.

What does chicken taste like in the Matrix?

Why is bacon so damn tasty
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Rotates between a night in at home with Netflix or perhaps playing games online with friends or out at a bar with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time, I unlocked a car from outside using a viking sword for a friend who had locked her keys inside.
You should message me if
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You think I sound interesting.

You like my profile.

You'd like to go out for drinks and conversation.

You're a huge breasted serial killer.

Or you just happen to be huge breasted.