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dspisak

38 M Oakland, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Take me on a date and find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not getting grapefruit blowjobs, that's for fucking sure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being single and not getting first dates.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I dont look like the guy they want to be with
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Collected Works of William Shakespear in the original dolphinese. Most anything by Neal Stephenson, The Illuminatus Trilogy, "Godel, Escher, Bach", Red Storm Rising, The Hitchhikers Guide "trilogy", anything by Larry Niven, Jerry Pournelle, or Peter F. Hamilton.

Movies: Flash Gordon, Contact, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Van Wilder, Wargames, The Forbidden Zone, Delicatessen, Beerfest, Real Genius, Grandmas Boy, Tron Legacy, The Fighter

Music: Dolphinstep, Drum n' Bass, Just about anything from DJ Tatana, DJ Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, Johnny Cash, Oingo Boingo, Metallica, Megadeath, Sting, Iron Maiden, etc. In the car the radio is usually on NPR and occasionally drifts to KUSC, AmpRadio or KROQ

Shows: 30 Rock, Castle, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, House, Robot Chicken, The Big Bang Theory, Top Gear (not the american version), Doctor Who (new & old), Babylon 5, The Daily Show, Firefly, Fringe, Mad Men.

Anime: Cowboy Bebop, Irresponsible Captain Tylor, Tenchi Muyo, Ghost in the Shell, Dirty Pair, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ranma 1/2, Robotech, Patlabor, Macross Plus, Gundam Wing, Akira, and more. Yes I know a lot of this list is old, I've been slacking on my anime watching duties!

Food: Sushi, Thai, Japanese Curry, Italian, and Indian and many more. Plus just about anything to do with bacon or macaroni & cheese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A good book
Bacon
Beer
Cuddling
Friends
Doctor Who
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm not not licking toads
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing whatever the fuck I feel like
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like women with huge breasts. This will not come as a shock to most of you I suspect.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I sound interesting.

You like my profile.

You want up in my junk, or whatever the hell its called these days.

You're a huge breasted serial killer.

Or you just happen to be huge breasted.