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40 F Hicksville, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:10am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Not interested in anyone with children.

I'm looking for someone who can laugh and joke around with me; I don't want to have to ask someone, "why so serious?" My ideal relationship is one filled with mutual respect, affection, and a high comfort level with each other. Part of that involves you feeling free to say anything to me, and vice versa. If having a conversation with you is like pulling teeth, we have nothing to talk about. Get it?

I enjoy cooking, and love when something I make for the first time turns out great. I'm happy when I hear songs with lyrics I can teach my 9th graders--pretty hard to come across. I don't lead a partying lifestyle, and don't want to be with someone who does. I definitely enjoy dining out, but also want to engage in different activities with someone. I'm open to suggestions! I'm also happy to learn about someone's interests, even if they don't coincide with mine.
What I’m doing with my life
During the school year: lesson plans, grading papers, and trying to relax when I can

During the summer: relaxing and enjoying the beach
I’m really good at
cooking. From what I hear, this is not so common. Tonight: raspberry chambord chocolate truffles for dessert.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told I always smell good.
(See below for one thing I could never do without.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: A Bronx Tale, Carlito's Way, Casino, The Deer Hunter, The Departed, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Brasco, Goodfellas, Knocked Up, Office Space, Saturday Night Fever, Scarface, Slumdog Millionaire, Splendor in the Grass, Superbad

Shows: Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dexter, Luther, Mad Men, Modern Family, Seinfeld, The Walking Dead, The Wire, True Detective

Food: Mexican, sushi, fast food on occasion, red velvet cake and other desserts, Rainier cherries
The six things I could never do without
-5 brand gum because it's just so refreshing
-DKNY Red Delicious perfume
-Diet Coke because it goes with everything!
-pretty, patterned stockings and tights
-sites like and
-sunglasses (but I don't wear them at night)

-#7 - the blocking feature on this site
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-whether or not the parents of children whose pictures are on this site are aware that pictures of their children are on this site
-my car's tire pressure ever since the sensors stopped working
-my often fruitless search for small bananas for my morning cereal
On a typical Friday night I am
usually catching up on my DVR/Netflix or doing something with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wrote some of the questions on this site.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 36–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you have a career you're proud of
-you can carry on a conversation
-your age falls within the numbers I clearly selected
-your profile includes a pic that's NOT deceptive
(only extreme closeups or ones where your face is obscured)