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My self-summary
Recent migrant from the south. Exploring and enjoying my new city. Always willing and open to try new things. Things I do enjoy doing on a as often as I can afford basis: live shows, drinking irish whiskey, traveling, hiking/camping/skiing, cooking, writing, reading, and vidya games.
What I’m doing with my life
Have an accounting degree that I don't use. Was working as a healthcare consultant back home but it turns out that a suit and tie aren't for me. Plus, telling hospitals to charge sick people more money for being sick was kinda fucked. It's cancer, not oil, dicks. Now I disrespect your luggage for an airline which gives me the opportunity to travel anywhere I want for little to no money.
I’m really good at
Playing devil's advocate, making up band names, winging it, darts, making people laugh, taxes, foosball, shit talking, rationalizing, negotiating (I got a free oil change once because I caught one of the workers farting in my car), and trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Non-fiction, A Song of Ice and Fire, comics, Great Gatsby, Bukowski, Kesey, Irving, The Economist, Rushdie, Catch 22, Choke, McCarthy, Roach, Chris Hedges, Tiabbi.

Movies: Boogie Nights, Cocaine Cowboys, Paradise Now, Amores Perros, Why We Fight, Dear Zachary, Waltz with Bashir, Coen Brothers, Baraka, City of God, Shotgun Stories, Winters Bone, In the Loop, La Haine, Happiness.

Shows: South Park, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Deadwood (I suggest all you Ron Paul crazies watch this show to see what life without guvmit looks like), Frontline, The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Six Feet Under, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Trailerpark Boys.

Music: AA Bondy, Bjork, NIN, Airto Moriera, JEFF the Brotherhood, Madlib, Diarrhea Planet, Grimes, ASAP Rocky, Dungen, My Morning Jacket, Radiohead, Death Grips, The Weeknd, Ted Leo, Menomena, Frank Zappa, Screaming Females, Marnie Stern, Deerhunter, No Age, The Mars Volta, Real Estate, Surferblood, Turbofruits, The xx, Outkast. Many many many more. No shit kicker country though. Nashville will do that to you. And books. I care little for dubstep as well.

Food: I'll eat anything except mayonnaise and mint chocolate. I don't like coffee either. Or any other hot drink. But I do like soup?
The six things I could never do without
Heroin and my dog Zappa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do so many people on OkC take pictures of themselves driving?
When will Mumford and Sons go away?
GRRM's mortality
How does my dog always know when I'm looking at him?
On a typical Friday night I am
Inciting a riot
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw my grandmother's vagina once when I was 13 and I fucking love Downton Abbey. Not sure if the two are connected.
You should message me if
You are irreverent and flippant.