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42 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:29pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A little bit Punk Rock, a little bit High Society.

Hedonist, Libertine, Champion Lounger, Blue collar fancy lad.

Artist of no note, Cocktalian, actor of the Will Farrell school of drama.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a retro kid, vintage gent. Still have most of that rockabilly/ punk/ rebel outlook. I appreciate etiquete, manners, traditions and rituals. I am different, weird, alternative. I'm an entertainer, a performer, an artist, an intellectual and a grade A Jack ass. Laughter, comedy and love are the keys to life,

I'm a giant nerd. Never been married, have no obligations. I love board games, card games, pub games, sex games, games of chance. I never say never, and strive to say YES as much as possible.

I have been single for quite a while. I have learned that while I would like to have romance, I'm good without it. I am content with this.

I am living life the best I can. I'm not failing nor succeeding. I seek a way to be bigger than mediocrity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia, Activities requiring agility, making fun of myself, fashion sense, living in the moment, Karaoke, Fencing, board games, parlor games, traveling, slacking, darts, drinking, debating, cocktails, philosophical contemplation, walking and chewing bubble gum at the same time., sometimes even blowing bubbles.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Fashion or the 'tache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don Quixote- Cervantes
My life as a B movie Star- Bruce Campbell
Fire and Ice series- George RR Martin
Tale of Two Cities- Dickens
Dark Tower series- Stephen King

Blade Runner, Big Libowski, Casablanca, Raising Arizona, LA Confidential, Cool Hand Luke, Millers Crossing, Dead Man, V for Vendetta, Seventh Seal, The Sea Hawk, Streets of Fire, Witness, Three Musketeers(R Lester 1973), Star Wars (original trilogy), Night of the Living Dead, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, Ghost Busters, Cry Baby, Clockwork Orange, Aliens, Firefly, The Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, Oh Brother Where art Thou, LOTR, Blood Simple, Shaun of the Dead, Dark City, True Romance, Stand by Me, They Live, The Third Man, The Good the Bad and the Ugly.

Futurama, Twilight Zone, Max Headroom, Seinfeld, Daily Show. BBC, Pay cable series.

Mozart, Joy Division, Madness, Chet Baker, Cab Calloway, DCD, Brian Eno, The Smiths, New Order, Hepcat, Johnny Cash, Dead Kennedy's, Husker Du, Social Distortion, Grace Jones, The Beat, The Cult, Marlene Dietrich, Puccini, The Killers, The Specials, Peggy Lee, Pink Floyd, The Kinks, The Pogues, Jango Reinhardt, Fear, Elvis, Sam Cooke, Roxy Music, PIL, Desmond Decker, Big Sandy, Led Zeppelin, Iggy Pop, Jack Scott.

PRO: European, Mexican, Burgers, Summer Squash and Pie.

CON: Indian, Thai, Cauliflower, Asparagus, Winter Squash
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My lap top
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I love non sequiturs.
There are way too many dick pills.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime as the Human Platypus. I still need a sidekick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am Spartacus
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Life still holds mysteries for you and you are fascinated by it. Fun is more important than work. You still believe in fairy tales and True Romance.

I'm not looking for casual sex, I'm looking for a long term co-pilot.