Ok I guess I should fill this profile out properly to get the best results. I can make a fool of myself and think it's funny rather than embarrassing. am honest (probably best not to ask me if your ass looks big in this?) . I can ride a horse and a motorcycle, not at the same time. I am more of a doing sports than watching them.

Oh and I am not Asian , I am mixed race. My father is British white and my mother is Mauritian black.

I am fairly unusual. I have done many jobs from a decorator, a self defence teacher to a professional stuntman. I believe if you want something bad enough if you work hard enough you can achieve it, I am living proof

Working hard and proving if you don't have any formal qualifications to succeed if you have the ambition to do it.

I am good at learning new things. I seem to pick things up pretty fast, and remembering.
Making people laugh.
Looking like I am lying while telling the truth.

Probably my smile. When we meet you can tell me ;-)

The 5th element , some films with Eric et Ramsey
All kinds of music, in all kinds of languages
Mmmmm Mauritian food,

Apart from the oblivious. Food , water etc.
I pretty much could go and live in the jungle and live off the land. Not that I would want to though.

How to make things work more efficiently

how I can bring my personality into my writing without sounding like a complete weirdo, especially in 1st messages.

Is that offensive or funny

Ha ha typical?

The only fear I have is the smell of 2 stroke petrol.... If you don't know what that is. It's the smell of high pitched motorcycle like a scooter or motocross bike when you rev it ..... Very weird but true

I Never ever copy and paste the same drivel..... I read your profile and make up drivel especially for you

you want a laugh, a chat
Or your thumbs and fingers work independently of your brain and you can't stop yourself

If you do not like the kind of guy that would open the door for you or that would say "after you" you won't like me. I am a true gentleman