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36 M London, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

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Black, White, Other
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English, Other (Fluently), French (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Ok I guess I should fill this profile out properly to get the best results.I sometimes make a fool of myself and think it's funny rather than embarrassing. am honest (probably best not to ask me if your ass looks big in this?) . I can ride a horse and a motorcycle, not at the same time. I am more of a doing sports than watching them. Oh ESTP if you're interested.

Oh and I am not Asian , I am mixed race. My father is British white and my mother is Mauritian black.

I am fairly unusual. I have done many jobs from a decorator, a self defence teacher to a professional stuntman. I believe if you want something bad enough if you work hard enough you can achieve it, I am living proof
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning the piano, and writing songs
Learning a language.
Popping caps.
Creating amazing formulae on excel that means I don't have to work as hard :-).
Wait a minute who wrote popping caps? That shouldn't be in there
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am good at learning new things. I seem to pick things up pretty fast, and remembering.
Making people laugh.
Looking like I am lying while telling the truth.
Problem solving.
And lastly giving excellent advice
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my smile. When we meet you can tell me ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Films - the 5th element , some films with Eric et Ramsey, untouchable(the French film)
All kinds of music, in all kinds of languages, although I just discovered a musician called Bernhoft, check him out he is amazing.
Mmmmm Mauritian food, I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apart from the oblivious. Food , water etc.
I pretty much could go and live in the jungle and live off the land. Not that I would want to though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is that offensive or funny? ( get a sense of humour it's funny) ha ha.

Mmmmm food.

Thinking about what am I thinking about

If international terrorists came into my building how would I get into the ventilation system.

Food again
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ha ha typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only fear I have is the smell of 2 stroke petrol.... If you don't know what that is. It's the smell of high pitched motorcycle like a scooter or motocross bike when you rev it ..... Very weird but true

I Never ever copy and paste the same drivel..... I read your profile and make up drivel especially for you.
You should message me if
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you want a laugh(a lot)
If you want a true gentleman.
If you want to learn something new or have seen something in my profile that you would like to know more about.
If you think wow... This guy is awesome.
If you want to help me with French or Cantonese
Or if you Just fancy me and don't really care what I have written.