Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just moved back to Austin after spending the better part of the
last decade hanging out in California. It was fun but I got tired
of telling people why the word y'all makes more sense than
you guys. And also the BBQ blows. So now I'm back! And I
need to find some cool people to help me systematically infiltrate
and conquer this city. Things you should know: 1) If at anytime
during our territorial take-over we encounter a spider, you will be
required to smash it for me as I might have a panic attack
otherwise. 2) I will cook awesome meals for you anytime you want!
The only requirement I have is that you play DJ while I cook. This
is extremely important, as the level of awesomeness of the meal is
directly dependent upon the level of awesomeness of the playlist
you put together. 3) Throughout the day you may be subject to
pausing whatever activity we're doing (i.e. biking, playing Go
Fish, deep water drilling) for a brief dance session. Especially if
it involves Dance Yrself Clean. 4) We will be taking frequent field
trips to places I have not been yet. You may submit requests to HR
for places you would like to go as well. Oh yeah, we'll need to put
together a Human Resources department too. Until then, I will be
Acting HR Director and will most likely approve any requests.
So, that about sums it up! Bonus points if you play
music/paint/take pictures/do anything artsy. Extra Bonus points if
you can tell me who Kara Thrace is and aspire to be her.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sometimes I ask myself that same question. I don't really like
having a plan. I think it takes the fun out of life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating. I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they
make as they go by.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hats. Or Sunglasses. I'm pretty much always wearing them. I
sunburned my eyeballs twice when I was young. Never again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ferris Bueller's Day Off,
Battlestar Galactica, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, and Sloppy Joes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Outerspace and what the things at the ends of shoelaces are called
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out painting the town red. Actually working as of late. But I'd
rather be out painting things red.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once lost a bet and had to get a picture of my friend tattooed on
You should message me if
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You should message me if you like talking about dorky science stuff
like why bugs would evolve the ability to spin webs or what life
would be like on other planets and whether or not they'd be
assholes. Or if you're fun. That works too.
Who are you looking for?
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