ducktop
58 Hewitt, NJ
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My self-summary
we are supposed to judge a profile based on 10 sentences as if we are purchasing an espresso machines. FART!

what i do is hit the like button so i know i visited a profile. mebbe you do the same thing. then the okcupid bot sends me a message saying we "liked" each other. i revisit your profile.

and then there's the hide button. i use that also. if there are key words in it such as "sarcastic, "acerbic" or sentence "it's my turn now"....unless, of course, there's some great cleavage. please! hide me. save me from your evil id monster.

lots of gals say that if a man hasnt got a profile picture they wont reply. that make sense. if you dont have a profile picture i wont reply either.

i think if we want to meet after some email exchanges or phone talking we should meet half way. map my location. i'll map yours. if it is more than 40 miles i wont reply.

compensated dating...well, for the first couple dates we should go cheap or free. a walk in the park. checking out a street fair or flea market. yeah, even though we iz all equal gals expect the guy to pick up the tab. if it was a sure thing to get some nookie i would be all for it. there is a sub culture of gals using dating sites to get free meals and entertainment. a working class wonk, such as myself, finds it an expensive and a most unsatisfactory hobby. i could be a sugar daddy but you would have to be one hot number. you could be my sugar mom. i'm cool with that. wont hurt my pride, might even boost it.

exactly what am i looking for? companionship, an activity partner, a helper, mebbe even a lover. what would be great if all those traits were in one gal. i would be all of those attributes in return.

times is hard. every one is trying to get over or get even. it's hard to trust. we are all victims of the modern age.
What I’m doing with my life
i wanna see what happens next. this is easy being an uhmerikan. i have a ring side seat for the freak show! expecting the unexpected, DUCK!
I’m really good at
fooling the gods. annoying TPTB. BAU. spilling soup on a stranger.
marring a strange tale in telling it. delivering a plain message bluntly. taking a good idea and running it into the ground. taking a bad idea and running it into the ground.
The first things people usually notice about me
bubbles coming out of my ears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
book-the city and the stars. movies-wallace and grommet, curse of the were rabbit. music-the decemberists. food-free! i am steeped in jap anime. may i suggest, ramen fighter miki? how about chobits? xxxholic? the daughter of twenty faces? AND MUCH, MUCH MORE! haz to be english subtitles and OST.
The six things I could never do without
food (free), water, air, gravity, space, time.(SN@RX!) there is a 7th thing. i hate this thing. it is money. we all need money, the curse of capitalism. the root of all evil but just like potatoes a most necessary root!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the ways with which okcupid messes with it's member's minds (never get down on anybody else’s hustle).

how many dates do we have to go on before you show me the panties you are wearing? do they have hearts on them? duckies? a cute tiny bow on the front?

if you HAD to eat one part of my body, what would it be?
On a typical Friday night I am
regenerating in the central incubator. what about yourself?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have never seen a UFO. i have never seen BigFoot.
i have never seen a sea monster. i have, however, seen the northern lights. I tell terrible, horrible lies (dont we all? {yes, you do}).
You should message me if
message me? i thought it was massage me! SN@RX!
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