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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 48–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
May 24
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Used up
Strictly other
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Rather not say
Rather not say
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
SN@RX! it's hard to chose what lies to put here in order to convince you to go out with me... conversely there very few truths that would do the same. long ago on some other match site i wasnt getting any hits. finally i lifted a line from bugs bunny, the cartoon where elmer fudd is in the an insane asylum becuz he thinks he's a wabbit. bugs lets him out and takes his place. bugs is brainwashed to think he is elmer j. fudd, millionaire, who owns a mansion and a yacht. and that line got me hits from all over the world. it was very enlightening and very discouraging. that fib spoke volumes as to the efficacy of online dating.

still, one must endeavor to persevere. heh-heh! we are supposed to judge a profile based on 10 sentences as if we are purchasing espresso machines. FART!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
THIS IS POSITIVELY THE GREATEST EXHIBITION EVER TO BE SHOWN! that as it may. this is a wicked(tm) profile, an industrialized form of storytelling.

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine.

If you can't solve a problem, enlarge it.

I do not need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.

overlaying an organized structure on common stupidity.

I’m not especially paranoid and anybody who tells you different is probably just out to get me.

life is just a vicious circus (why am i behind the ape ball?).

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

No one is really a grown up. They just act old because they have to.

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific!

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done...

Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there is a 90% probability you will get it wrong.

Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from evil.

Money is the root of all wealth.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

nothing is so easy to ignore as something that does not yield freely to understanding.

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

new rubbish dialogue reaches me every other day on wadges of pink paper – and none of it makes my character clear or even bearable.

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were… But without it we go nowhere.

We live in a society absolutely dependent on science and technology and yet have cleverly arranged things so that almost no one understands science and technology.

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out.

There are three classes of people: those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see.

Time changes everything except something within us which is always surprised by change.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

heroes and heroins who would change the world must use their own hands to open a path to the future.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fooling the gods. annoying TPTB. BAU. spilling soup on a stranger.
marring a strange tale in telling it. delivering a plain message bluntly. taking a good idea and running it into the ground. taking a bad idea and running it into the ground.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
bubbles coming out of my ears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
book-the city and the stars. movies-wallace and grommet, curse of the were rabbit. music-the decemberists. food-free! one piece adventures starring Monkey D. Luffy (straw hat pirates).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food (free), water, air, gravity, space, time.(SN@RX!) there is a 7th thing. i hate this thing. it is money. we all need money, the curse of capitalism. the root of all evil but just like potatoes a most necessary root!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the ways with which okcupid messes with it's member's minds (never get down on anybody else’s hustle).

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

the paradigm of hegemony.SN@RX!

Accepting people for what they are -- completely unacceptable.

The more personable skeptic will at best warn you not to attribute anything to conspiracy that can more easily be attributed to incompetence.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.

On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
regenerating in the central incubator. what about yourself?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have never seen a UFO. i have never seen BigFoot.
i have never seen a sea monster. i have, however, seen the northern lights. I tell terrible, horrible lies (dont we all? {yes, you do}).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
message me? i thought it was massage me! SN@RX!