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ducktop

58 Hewitt, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 48–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 30
Orientation
Straight
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Other (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
we are supposed to judge a profile based on 10 sentences as if we are purchasing espresso machines. FART!

what i do is hit the like button so i know i visited a profile. mebbe you do the same thing. then the okcupid bot sends me a message saying we "liked" each other. i revisit your profile. if there are key words in it such as "sarcastic, "acerbic" or sentence "it's my turn now" then i just ignore you. unless, of course, you got some great cleavage.

lots of gals say that if a man hasnt got a profile picture they wont reply. that make sense. if you dont have a profile picture i wont reply either.

i think if we want to meet after some email exchanges or phone talking we should meet half way. map my location. i'll map yours. if it is more than 40 miles i wont reply.

compensated dating...well, for the first couple dates we should go cheap or free. a walk in the park. checking out a street fair or flea market. yeah, even though we iz all equal gals expect the guy to pick up the tab. if it was a sure thing to get some nookie i would be all for it. there is a sub culture of gals using dating sites to get free meals and entertainment. a working class guy such as myself finds it an expensive and unfullfilling hobby. i could be a sugar daddy but you would have to be one hot number.

exactly what am i looking for? companionship, an activity parnter, a helper, mebbe even i a lover. what would be great if all those traits were in one gal.

times is hard. every one is trying to get over or get even. it's hard to trust. we are all victims of the modern age.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i wanna see what happens next. this is easy being an uhmerikan. i have a ring side seat for the freak show! expecting the unexpected, DUCK!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
fooling the gods. annoying TPTB. BAU. spilling soup on a stranger.
marring a strange tale in telling it. delivering a plain message bluntly. taking a good idea and running it into the ground. taking a bad idea and running it into the ground.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
bubbles coming out of my ears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
book-the city and the stars. movies-wallace and grommet, curse of the were rabbit. music-the decemberists. food-free! one piece adventures starring Monkey D. Luffy (straw hat pirates).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
food (free), water, air, gravity, space, time.(SN@RX!) there is a 7th thing. i hate this thing. it is money. we all need money, the curse of capitalism. the root of all evil but just like potatoes a most necessary root!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the ways with which okcupid messes with it's member's minds (never get down on anybody else’s hustle).

how many dates do we have to go on before you show me the panties you are wearing? do they have hearts on them? duckies? a cute tiny bow on the front?

if you HAD to eat one part of my body, what would it be?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
regenerating in the central incubator. what about yourself?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have never seen a UFO. i have never seen BigFoot.
i have never seen a sea monster. i have, however, seen the northern lights. I tell terrible, horrible lies (dont we all? {yes, you do}).
You should message me if
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message me? i thought it was massage me! SN@RX!