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22 M Custer, WA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:39am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The vowel missing in my username ("dcklife") isn't the one you think it is.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, I guess I'll go with finishing up a novel. Hopefully I can do something with it and make money, but chances are low. Ask me about it! Or don't! I'm tired!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a good cook. People tell me I am, anyway. Either that, or everyone I have ever known has gotten together and had a party without me and decided to lie to me when I feed them things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no clue. I'll take a poll.

Update: 85% said eyes. They're blue, and like little pools of joy apparently. Let's ignore the 15% that said the awkward mole...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I'm at this weird place where having tried to write for so long, books scare me. I like to do it, but I can't read without analyzing plot and wording. It's depressing.

Movies: Cabin in the Woods, Before Sunset, Easy A, Lost in Translation, The Darjeeling Limited, The Trip, Night of the Comet, Brick, Donnie Darko

TV: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Archer, American Dad, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who (only Matt Smith, I'm not a true fan), Misfits

Music: Chad VanGaalen, The Antlers, Say Anything, The Lumineers, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ida Maria, Kate Nash, Devendra Banhart, The Silent Years, Tokyo Police Club

Food: Mediterranean, Chinese, Mexican, anything and everything unless tentacles are involved
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
the ocean, sex, good food, a television/internet connection...uh, I've run out. I'm low maintenance.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to make money six months from now (I don't think about the future beyond six months at a time. If I did, I'd be extra suicidal.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching TV. If I had friends, I would hopefully be playing beer pong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love playing beer pong?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can handle me. I'm not really low maintenance.