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23 Bellingham, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The vowel missing in my username ("dcklife") isn't the one you think it is.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, I guess I'll go with finishing up a novel. Hopefully I can do something with it and make money, but chances are low. Ask me about it! Or don't! I'm tired!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a good cook. People tell me I am, anyway. Either that, or everyone I have ever known has gotten together and had a party without me and decided to lie to me when I feed them things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no clue. I'll take a poll.

Update: 85% said eyes. They're blue, and like little pools of joy apparently. Let's ignore the 15% that said the awkward mole...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter (yeah, yeah, I know), Something Wicked This Way Comes, John Dies at the End, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Paper Towns, Neil Gaiman's bibliography, Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore, Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe. (As you can probably tell, my imagination hasn't quite joined the adult ranks.)

Movies: Cabin in the Woods, Before Sunset, Easy A, Lost in Translation, The Darjeeling Limited, The Trip, Night of the Comet, Brick, Donnie Darko

TV: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Recreation, Doctor Who (so far, only the Moffat era, I'm not a true fan), Misfits, plus whatever I'm currently obsessed with (at this moment: The 100)

Music: Chad VanGaalen, Saintseneca, The Antlers, Say Anything, The Lumineers, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Neutral Milk Hotel, Ida Maria, Kate Nash, Devendra Banhart, The Silent Years, Tokyo Police Club, etc., etc. never-ending...

Food: Mediterranean, Chinese, Mexican, anything and everything unless tentacles are involved
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. living within a 30 minute drive of the ocean so I can drive to and stare at it solemnly

2. alone time to stare at other wonders of natural beauty and various possessions solemnly

3. the ability to binge, since I tend to do things until I'm sick of them

4. people who don't mind my brand of crazy

5. never-ending cheeseburgers (I'm at the wish-making portion of my list, since I've run out of actual needs.

6. the ability to announce that since I have so few needs, I'm low maintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to make money six months from now (I don't think about the future beyond six months at a time. If I did, I'd be extra suicidal.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching TV. If I had friends, I would hopefully be playing beer pong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love playing beer pong?
You should message me if
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You think you can handle me. I'm not really low maintenance.